Big Time Rush

- # every one of us on a mission # - # oh, yeah #

Kendall tell me, how was your first tour?

It's awesome.

We love performing so close to our fans.

Oh, and I love performing so close to the food ***

- # tonight the city's ours # - # live it up#

***

*** by Big Time Crush.

- Rush. - Right.

Aargh.

*** autograph pig.

Wait, Tallulah!

- Oh, yeah! - Oh, there's no place like home!

Yeah!

Hey!

Big Time Rush is back!

Huh? Who are all these people?

It's fall, and all the new kids with new dreams have arrived.

Whoo.

Welcome back!

You've missed three weeks of school.

You're behind on your book reports,

all your math homework,

your science projects.

- Okay. - And they're all due...

tomorrow.

- - Guys, guys, chillax.

The tour is over.

We're back at the Palmwoods,

and everything is gonna be cool.

If you think you can steal me from my old boyfriend,

you're right.

- # oh-oh, oh-oh # - # hey, hey #

Well, the quiet was nice, but I did miss my boys.

And I missed your home cooking!

How can you be happy?

Look at all the work we have to do by tomorrow.

I am impressed, though.

I figured you'd be all freaked out and yelly.

Oh, you mean like this?

This time we're gonna announce our presence with more authority.

Nobody even said hi.

We are popular here, okay?

Now, who's with me?

I'm in!

We need to reestablish our Palmwoods cred with the new kids.

We need to finish these projects.

See this blank science display board right here?

It's blank!

Hey, has anyone even noticed Kendall might be dead?

I'm freakin' out!

Honey, I have always liked Jo,

and this does not sound like her.

And if you want to be in a relationship with someone,

trust is number one.

Now go find her,

be open with her,

and just ask her what's going on.

And... if something is going on,

I always hated her.

Where is he?

Okay, no, Camille. Please, not now.

I have a lot of work to do, and I'm freaked.

Finally, someone around here that knows us!

Well, I'm not sure about this new town,

but I am sure glad I met you.

No.

I told you. It's... it's wrong.

See, she still has the hots for you.

But it's so right.

Then again, you were gone for six weeks,

and that guy is way better looking than you.

Whoa!

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

What is this?

How could you?

Who's the dude?

Girl supposed to kiss me boy!

Back off.

I, uh, you...

This is a scene from my script.

I could, because I got a lead role

in the new CW show New Town High.

The dude is my costar, Jett Stetson,

who plays my love interest in the show,

and I was gonna surprise you with the news when you got back,

but you're back, so...

Surprise.

Okay.

That explains it.

Were you spying on us?

No.

Kendall. Hi, I'm Jett.

I'm Katie. I manage hot talent for TV and movies.

I'm also a modeling agent

and available for limited dating in six years.

Wait for me.

Oh, look at the time.

Uh, Jo, we're gonna be late for that photo shoot.

Oh, right.

Do you want to come,

to make sure that nothing's going on?

No. I trust you.

I trust her, right?

I wouldn't,

'cause that guy is way better looking than you.

- # when you go big time # - How long has it been?

30 seconds.

And nobody has come over to say "hi" or "hey"

or, "we're new to the Palmwoods, and we heard you guys rule the pool."

Or these kids have been here for six weeks while you were on tour.

So to them, you're the new guys.

Yeah, see those guys over there investigating that stain?

They are of the new stars of teen NCSI,

and they are always in character.

Yeah... ah!

And say hello to Lil' Lee Roth.

He's single-handedly bringing back the hair band.

No matter how big they are,

they should know us and want to hang with us.

We're Big Time Rush! We autographed a pig!

Yeah, but, I mean, I didn't hang out with you guys

until I found out how crazy you are with your fire pit jams

and parties and general youthful antics.

That's it.

I know what to do.

Whoo-hoo!

Did it work?

Well, you got their attention. But now they hate you.

Sorry.

Come on, miss Collins.

We can't get all this work done by tomorrow.

Well, I could give you an extension,

but aspa rules state that you cannot perform

until all your assignments are complete with at least a c-plus average.

Whoa, whoa.

Nobody informed me of this.

Yes, I did.

I sent all the information, emailed all the assignments,

and was told everything was being taken care of.

Really, by who?

Are you nuts?

I didn't tell the boys about school

because I needed them to focus on the tour,

and I didn't tell you because you would just yell at me,

like you did just there.

Yeah, but if they don't get all of their schoolwork done by tomorrow,

they can't work.

Yeah, no rehearsals, no recordings, no concerts.

And who cares?

I need a break from you dogs.

So take your time and do your homework,

because the tour is over.

Swell news, everyone.

The tour is not over.

Because tomorrow,

Big Time Rush is playing k- blast's famous Rocktoberfest.

You got Big Time Rush on k -blast's Rocktoberfest?

How?

With a little wheeling, a little dealing, and poison.

Now, why do Kelly and Logan look worried?

No, they are not worried!

They just can't believe that rocktober is already here!

Hurray!

I love rocktober!

Hurray!

Good, and don't let me down.

Remember, big time rush, rocktober, poison.

Oh, no!

What are we gonna do?

It's hard to tell how long the bodies have been laying there.

They're cold... real cold.

We've been here for almost a year,