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PREVIOUSLY ON BEGIN IN THE MIDDLE…

Hi!

Hi, sir!

Okay, then. Give him the tour!

Look out for the elevators. Only one is working.

It's going fast.

Chief, I'm so sorry. There's been an accident.

The elevator Sarah was on.

The elevator crashed?

Which floor did they land on?

According to the maintenance, sir…

The Crypt Corridor.

-The Crypt Corridor? -The Crypt Corridor?

Meaning?

Meaning the closest to hell you can ever be!

So, Sarah went straight to hell?

Welcome to the Basement,

you little cunts!

Holy fuck, this is the Basement?

I told you, minor glitch only.

Why did you let it crash to the Basement?

Fix this!

Shit!

Why is it so nice here? This is Dante's Paradiso!

The Garden of Eden has nothing on this.

They were lying about the lake of fire, I mean, look at this!

They should change the Bible's tea.

Hey… that's sacrilege.

Come on,

we're in the Basement. Nothing's off-limits here.

Want some drugs?

Oh. No, thanks.

Can we have orange juice instead?

Make that two.

Sorry, we don't have orange juice! Slut!

In here, you have to unleash your demons.

We bend with benders and get drunk on drinking!

We get crazy on crazy!

Wow, sweetheart!

Big tits!

Let me squeeze them.

Sure!

Come and get it!

Yuck!

-No wonder everyone here's gone mad. -Fuck you!

You motherfucker!

You can't handle me!

This is crazy.

Promise you won't leave me.

I'll do the same for you.

Let's just stick together.

I mean…

let's check on each other and make sure we're both safe.

That's what I wanted to say.

Okay.

Quiet, please!

Ladies and gentlemen,

you motherfuckers.

Fuck you too!

The annual Basement auction is about to start!

In protest against women's month,

our most coveted auction pieces today

will be the lesser sex!

Pussies!

And we've chosen!

No saying no!

When we sell you, you're sold!

Yes! Yes!

Is he serious?

Let's start!

-Beyond insulting! -Come with me!

-Hey! Where are you taking her? -Andrew!

-Let go of me! -Andrew!

As you can see, the fun has begun.

BEGIN IN THE MIDDLE

I'VE HAD A TASTE OF THAT! SHE'S GAMEY!

Take care always.

Don't forget to pray.

I miss you, my child. I hope you know that.

We will see each other again.

Live. Laugh. Love.

Susan!

Susan!

Where is Susan?

The Director of Reviews has been calling you!

I know! You don't have to remind me! Where's Susan?

I don't know either, Chief!

-Susan! -I've also been looking for her.

-Fine, next! -Who's next?

My ward will go first.

Okay.

Lot 3! Third pussy!

Sold to the honorable congressman with five plunder cases!

For 20 300 minus points!

Amazing!

Step up and claim your prize!

Enjoy!

Wow!

Next!

Lot 4! The fourth pussy!

Here we come!

-Sexy. -Here we go!

Fresh and tasty.

-No. -So young!

And she likes them married!

How?

-Just like me! -You monsters!

Fuck you, Apo!

Apo, you piece of shit!

A dirty mouth too.

Perfect!

The bidding starts at 5 000 minus points! Any takers?

Six thousand minus points!

Six thousand!

Seven thousand! To the honorable sex offender!

Anyone higher?

It's not real, people!

The luxury of the Basement is a lie!

Apo, dictator, fascist!

Don't let him fool you!

Fake!

Open your eyes!

Fake!

It's all fake!

Fuck that!

Anyway, higher bid?

For our fourth pussy!

Eight thousand!

Eight thousand!

-Andrew, look at me. -Nine thousand!

Nine thousand! Wow!

Fifteen thousand!

Whoa, 15 000!

Sixteen thousand! Bro, let me have her.

Twenty! There are no friends in business!

Twenty-two!

-Twenty-three! -Whoa!

Fifty thousand minus points!

Andrew.

Fifty thousand?

I don't think you have that many minus points, gentleman.

Sure, I don't.

I mean…

Andrew, offer them your save points in exchange for their minus points!

She's right!

What I have are save points,

which I can offer in exchange for your minus points!

It may not be enough to get you up there but,

it's sufficient enough to land you at the Middle!

Why…

Why would you to be in the Middle when you're already in paradise, right?

Andrew, tell them we have a TV there!

Well, you can see how your friends and family are doing on Earth!

Did you know that?

Isn't that a good enough reason?

-So? -Don't you miss them?

Of course you do!

So sell me this girl!

I mean, that whore!

I've had a taste of that!

You won't like it!

She's gamey!

Yuck! You're gonna spit her out, for sure!

So, who wants to give their minus points in exchange for my save points?

Yeah? Yeah!

Sold to this motherfucker!

Hey, Apo! Motherfucker!

Come on, try me!

Rot in this this shitty paradise!

I'll remember your face, you fucking cunt.

Guardian, let's go.

Small dick!

Ms. Candy, please follow up with the Chief Reviewer.

Okay! Just remember to live, laugh, love!

Ms. Candy, can I talk to the Chief?

Schedule a meeting with him later.

I'll be back. Smile, okay?

I'll be back shortly.

Chief!

Chief, is it a good time to do a status report?

No.

Anyway, the line of new tenants outside waiting for a postmortem is getting long.

I said no, right?

The Gatekeepers can't leave right away because only one elevator is working.

Then there's been a delay in the orange juice

delivery because they're forced to take the stairs.

Didn't I say it's not a good time!

Last but not the least,

Sarah and Andrew…

-are still stuck… -I told you, there's no…