Coffee Cat Mama (Mao Si Ma Ma / 貓屎媽媽)

Well? How could you...

You knew Yam is in love with you.

I understand you didn't want to say anything to avoid embarrassment.

But you shouldn't have written him into a game

and called it Knit Me Something.

You're mocking him for failing to win you over

and for knitting for nothing on his own.

This is really too much!

I can't believe you're more vicious than I am.

Can you not be so harsh with words, Mom?

I regret every minute of it already.

I'm even ashamed to go home,

because this stepmom has made a terrible mistake.

I can't face my stepdaughters.

You're not the only one in agony,

now that Yam has cut you off,

how can I chase him for the wedding quilt.

Can't you stop taking advantage of him?

Yam is not a petty person,

I think he should be OK.

All the horrible things you have done to him over the years,

he has forgiven you every time.

I think he'll get over it!

Though I'm not as nice to him as he is to me,

don't exaggerate, I'm not that mean.

I'm exaggerating?

Look at that picture, remember that?

You were burning wax at Mid-Autumn Festival that year, and then what happened?

When the keeper came after us,

I ditched him and ran off by myself.

And what about this one?

You signed up for the badminton mixed double final.

Then what happened?

I was late because I overslept,

and we lost the gold medal.

If he could forgive you for everything all these years,

the wedding quilt should not be a problem.

Yam Ka-ching is not a knitting machine.

You made him knit all sorts of stuff too.

Alright...I'm the wicked witch, OK?

I must call my boss and stop him from launching Knit Me something.

Hello, Boss? Mandy?

Why has the boss forwarded his calls to you?

Impossible! I've already torn up his passport.

What? He has 5 different passports?

You again? I won't let you tear up my passport again.

Listen, I've come to my senses.

I'll do Almost All Golden Lotus for you.

I'll make it as horny as you like.

Really?

I have the basic plot ready.

I'll add in some foreign elements.

Pretty girls from Hungary and Turkey will challenge Poon Kam-lin.

OK, good thinking.

You think so too?

Let's not sell Knit Me Something to Mr Ma,

sell Almost All Golden Lotus instead.

No!

Nobody complains about more good things.

We can sell both games.

We'll catch them all...family men, nerds, lechers.

Stop...that's enough! Or I'll press charges for molestation.

I'm begging you, OK?

I promise I'll keep churning out more sequels for the Golden Lotus.

As many sequels as you want.

I only ask that you pull Knit Me Something.

I'm begging you.

I'll think about it... Please?

Let me think... Please?

Morning, Godpa! Morning!

Yam is throwing out all his yarn?

Morning! Morning!

Landlord, your school bus is coming early.

Have a piece of bread and get going.

I'll have bread too.

Right! Let's all have bread.

Should I throw out my eggs and sausages?

I'll have them.

I'll eat charcoal... Smoked...

Smoked sausages. Delicious!

Dad, you were using me!

Give that back to me! What's going on?

Give it back! Show me!

No...don't look!

I was going to show Ka-yan the pictures I took at the bridal shop.

No x-rated stuff here!

But he only took pictures of Grace.

Only because my hands were shaky.

With all of them?

All the pictures of Landlord were fuzzy,

but Grace's pictures were very sharp.

I know...the camera couldn't focus! I'll get a new phone.

I see...Well? Did you say "yo"?

Yo what?

Yes is yes, no is no. There's no "yo".

Listen, don't treat her like a pawn.

Don't toy with her just because she's in love with you,

or I'll raise your rent.

Great! We don't have to eat charcoal.

But there's charcoal on my tongue!

Scrape it off...

Take a look!

Wow!

Impressed with my thoughtfulness?

Didn't expect Pd pick mauve?

Obviously...

Look at the light.

The bulb sticks out.

If I picked one with lamp shades,

fly dung or dead bugs might get hidden there

When she climbed up to clean them, she might get soared and fall.

And I'd be in trouble.

That's why the light bulb must stick out,

so it's easier to clean, right?

Very thoughtful. "Indeed!

Please!

Don't press the switch!

On!

Isn't this sensor cool?

You wear contact lens, right?

When you take them off to go to bed

but need to pee,

it's dangerous without a light.

It comes on when you walk past it. Cool?

There's more!

On!

This is for when you take a leak at night.

Without it, you might pee all over...

The baby room...This bed's neat, right?

Do you know why? Why?

You'll have a baby someday.

She'll come over to take care of the baby.

It's her first grandchild after all!

If she stays late and the bus has stopped running,

she can sleep in here.

What's wrong? You're all teary-eyed!

I am not! I'm just happy for you.

You found someone nice with your looks!

That's a real blessing!

I don't have to worry about you anymore.

I'm only worried about your sister.

Why am I so cute and filial,

while she's such a pain?

Could it be we don't have the same father?

What's wrong with you?

That's mental, you brat!

What are you doing? Are you saying I had a lover?

What are you doing? You can't leave...Hit him!

You're on her side? That's mental to call me an adulterer!

Fung, if he pisses you off, hit him!

I'll learn...

Calling me an adulterer!

Brother Raisin, milk tea coffee and caramel coffee.

Syrup coffee again?

How can I practise if nobody orders normal coffee?

Give me the syrup coffee orders from now on.

Here!

That's not necessary!

I'm not trying to help you.

Someone is already saying I'm a bad boss and shifu.

I don't want people to say I'm not qualified to be a senior barista.

I've been away long enough to see

what we had was worth so much to me.

And I hope we can turn back the hands of time.

It's not too late if only we could try.

We've only got to try!

This time I know love is a crazy game.

This time I know...

Pebble!

I didn't hurt myself!

It's for your Brother Raisin, not for you.

Why don't you give it to him?

I don't want him to think I care.

You don't?

Of course not! This is for the cafe.

Hygiene is crucial in our business.

The bandage on his hand should be changed.

He might get a bacterial infection.

I don't want our customers to complain.

I see...but he's gone.

Already? He was just in the toilet.

He's taking Landlord to the beach.

That's why he left in a hurry.

The beach? But he has a blister on his hand!

Don't go! Who's making the coffee?

I will do it.

You? I thought you only wanted to be a low key roaster,

instead of a high profile barista.

Whatever it takes to ensure Raisin Breads happiness.

How is a sticking plaster related to happiness?

Brat! He's getting better at it.

But he's also swimming further away.

Very soon, he won't need me anymore.

Hey, don't swim too far out!

Hey, don't swim too far out!

Don't move, Raisin Bread!

You can't get into the water...go back!

Grace?

Are you crazy? You have a blister.

How can you come to the beach?