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My name is Gautham
Everyone starts their life with a walk, But I started it with a run
If I stop this run, a life will be lost
If I continue running, I will lose my life
Should I stop running and save my life?
Or Should I run and save a life?
Hello
Do what ever you can
Stop! Stop!
-What? -We must check your car
-Do you know who I am? -No
Even If I know, I will do the same.
-Constables! check the car -OK Sir
Sir! packets
Get down the car
What honey! you said 2 hours, but you can't live without me for two minutes
Hi darling! Where are you?
What?
Swechha!
Swechha!
What are you doing here?
I am crossing a white rose and a red rose
These are the days for crossing a male and female!
Shut up!
Come! Lets go! It's already late for the movie
I am not going, I need to take care of a lot of plants here
What? you are not coming for Pawan Kalyan movie?
I have got in touch with my ex-boy friend for these tickets
You please go!
I will see why you won't come
If the magician's weakness is a parrot, your weakness is in these plants
-Will come for movie or not? -Hey Geetha, Don't pluck
Hey! Stop it
Are you mad? Why are you plucking the stems?
-Do you know that it feels bad? -Do plants also have feelings?
-Aaah! -Did it pain?
-Or else? -These plants are the same too
They also have life like us
Roots are like legs, branches are like hands
-Trunk is like hips and leaves like eyes -Then flowers?
Flower!
Shut up! do not comment about them
Finally are you coming to the movie or not?
If you want me to come to movie, say sorry to this plant
Oh my dear plant, sorry for plucking your leaf
-Sorry to you too. Shall we go? -OK!
Wow! what a height! What a personality
Dude! look at the tall lady! She just looks like movie star Anushka Shetty
-Isn't she too tall for you? -It's OK. Dude, look at that girl!
She is fit even if she is short! OK?
-Do you have any good taste? -Don't you think so?
Dude! Not just height or weight! The must look beautiful top to toe
-Means? -That means-
She must walk beautifully, talk beautifully
There must be a beauty in her talks
There must be a beauty in her behaviour
It is impossible to find such a girl in this generation
It's possible, I am there right, She must also exist somewhere
God! I can't take it anymore!
-Are you calling yourself capable? -You naughty fellow!
Stop! Stop! I will go and get tickets. OK?
Excuse me madam! I lost my wallet! I need to attend an interview
Please give me fifty rupees
Go man, if you beg in English, will people donate?
-Madam! I am not a beggar -Leave it!
Thank you madam
Hey! You don't even know him!
I will not lose my fortune by giving him fifty rupees
What if he is telling us the truth? We may not want to feel guilty! So I gave
No one can change you! Stay here, I will go and get tickets
Swechha, get my bag
Swechha! Nice name
-Where are you going ? -I am going to propose to Swechha!
What is proposing to Sweccha! hey!
Hi Sweccha!
What is this torture for me? I used to look like an iPhone before
Now I have become like this China phone
But who are you?
You may not know me Sweccha! But I know you
Do you know how well?
I may or may not hear my name even once in a day
But, I hear your name a hundred times
From the moment I wake up, my father pesters me to take you as a role model
Wake up like Sweccha, Brush like Sweccha!
God! he started
Talk like Sweccha! he is taking away my freedom like that Sweccha
But! who are you?
-I will also have a personality right? -Yes!
He must allow me to be as I am, how is it like if he asks me to be like you?
Still, I am working towards it. Look! I am a big fan of Pawan kalyan!
I wanted to see the first day first show of his movie, however
I am just looking at his cut-out and leaving with tears, you are the reason
Sorry boss! This is not my mistake!
Here Sweccha and there, my dad. But, you freely watch movies
Did you notice Sweccha, now also I am standing like you
Look! Even if you change your pose, my position won't change
It's all your doing Sweccha. Just yours.
If you love someone, you can directly tell her that you love her right?
Dude! you can fall in love at first sight! but you must not tell her directly
How will she love you back without knowing you
So, I spoke to her like that and made her think of me!
Now she will think about who I am , who my father is?
Thinks about who I am and what my problem is?
Right!
After that, she will be confused at first and be convinced later
Then, she will say I love you to me
-You are right Dude! -I am always right
Door bell ringing! Knocking on door!
Is Mr.Nalla Appa Rao at home?
-Who are you? -We are from finance recovery team
He is out of city, won't return until ten more days
-We like it! So you are at home alone! -Yes!
-So why delay? Where is our bedroom? -Honey! Please come
-Appa Rao, are ten days over yet? -not like that
I touched your wife and you came running! What do we do if you don't pay our finance?
Will you touch my wife if I don't pay back my loan? Is this the right way?
-Oh my! This is only right way -Right!
Don't play dirty tricks, If I go to office, they say that you are at home!
If I come home, they say you are out of city, go, get money, go.
I'll be back! No touching!
Sir! For 3 thousand loan, you touched her, if it was 10 thousand, will you kidnap her?
You better catch this point
-Appa Rao if you don't pay on time next time -Will this repeat?
You taught a nice lesson to aunty! she gave you superb expression
Plan something to fix our boss. He is using stupid logic and stealing my commission!
Why does he need planning! Just coax his personal assistant
because I coaxed his PA, he is stealing my commission
-Your taste sucks -You never approve!
Super girls, they are staring at me!
Aunty! Aunty is also looking at me! All are looking at me only
What Gautham? are you jealous? Why are you not talking?
Hey! Hey!
Gautham! Gautham! I Don't know anything
Please move sir! Please move!
I request you! Please move! Please move sir
Swears
I just saw a girl and turned around
Mean while, my friend who was driving vanished
What? Do I look like a fool to you?
His friend is driving it seems and suddenly vanished it seems, all stories
Oh god
Sir, I can't say reality itself, how can I say stories?
-Your voice is raising, show your license -Sir
License will be with the person who drives not with the one who is in back seat
-Hi Sweccha! -You!
Yeah Sweccha it's me! See, my life has come to riding on a bus because of you
After taking you as a role model, my father took away my motorcycle from me
You are riding nicely on the motorcycle, but you are making me ride on the bus
-Enough! aah -Be careful
My life has come to foot path Sweccha
What is the need! the Bus is empty right? You can sit in it
Wherever you sir in a red bus, will it become an Airbus?
-aah! -oh no!
Just because of you, my 'Life is beautiful' turned out to be 'Life of pie'
Bye Sweccha!
Poor guy! Must be suffering a lot because of me!
Nonsense, he is fooling around you and you are feeling bad for him
-Hi sister! -Hello sweetheart
Sister, you can rear dogs instead of growing plants right?
Why?
If we sell plants, we get in hundreds. But if we sell dogs, we can get in thousands
Stupid, your sister studied botany, not zoology
Taste it
Super! very nice
Mom! did someone take you as a role model?
Who will take this fat woman as a role model?
As if he has a six pack body, everyone want a slim wife even if they are not fit
-What dad you are teasing mom -Come dear
Leave her word aside, tell me why did you ask her so?
Nothing serious dad!
A guy walks and tells me that his father is troubling him
Asking him to take me as his role model and felt bad
You don’t feel bad that he is feeling bad
These guys ply such tricks to trap innocent girls
Are you scolding me using some one else's names?
Not you honey! It's those idiots
Look dear!
You take care for plant just like you do ti your mother and sister
Not only him, even American President Obama must take you as his role model
-Oh dad! -You are my sweetheart, you will get a king
If you grow plants in home, you will not get King, you will get king Kong as husband
Hey! You
What is this even on a festival day!
Leslie, why are you standing in a queue like this? Is our boss dead?
No, He is not dead, he asked us to stand like this
Man, today is holi right?
-He might give us a bonus -He has no manners, what bonus will he give
-You have right? -Good morning sir
-So much attitude, go stand in line -Ok Sir
Baby!
Happy holi, Come, let's wish them all Happy holi
Happy Holi! enjoy!
-What is this sir? -It's happy holi
-You have a good timing Giri -This is not like holy sir
-It's like fair and lovely ad film -Oh really, have some sweets
I am super hungry sir, Is it milk cake?
Sir, there are no sweets, there is just a sugar packet in it
Sugar is also sweet dear
-Taste how sweet it is. Are you convinced? -Yes
-Did you get the logic? -Yes Sir
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