The first 199 lines.
In a relationship
Xue Changan is just an accident
We are not in the phase of
Talking about getting married
You only want to find yourself a retreat
What
There're plenty of reasons to get married
Only one reason not to
Don't want get married
And I'm not a married-type guy
Xue Changan hasn't been born yet
The trouble he made is still unsolved
Why mess things up again
Sounds untenable
But hard to repute
I found your brain has evolved
You're having a good memory
You know everything in the world
But not very helpful when talking about relationships
If I have a long life
And have my brain evolved
And at the same time know what love is
To manipulate people
I'll be evolving into a new species
From super human
What
God
So man is always flawless in someway
That's reasonable
Hi hot girls, what do you think of my dress
It's not like going on a date
It's like doing a performance at the grand theatre
Too gaudy
Wait for me
There's some problem with this guy, too
Extremes meet
All these rivets
You're gonna hurt your date
Ugly, next
A lot of women like lazy pretty guys
They want to protect those guys
Protect me from hurting
That's too informal
Like stray dogs
Became a monster
You wanna a horse with you
Old school
Your highness, please allow me
To serve you today
Like it
British housekeeper style
Although looking good
But you'll be regarded as a waiter
Going to a restaurant like this
I myself like it
He's going on a date
Not a classical dress-up party
Get back
I'm confused
What do you want exactly
I thought you want to break up with Ye Meixiao
Right
The third date is tomorrow
I thought about it
I'm not a pushover
The last two times were lame
I wanted to go back and bury myself
The third date is very important
You have to lure her
Make her fall in deep love with you
Impress her
With my gorgeous figure
I'll dump her
After the fourth date
Make her suffering for losing me
That's my pay back
Fell deep in love
Stupid and evil
Good, it's half past five
The driver should be here soon
Morning, Bro Qiao
Is the needlesick guy not here
I thought he's going to meet Ye Meixiao today
Ye Meixiao, you're playing with me
You came at six last time
Now it's eight thirty
Bro Qiao
I think the needlesick guy is
Looking forward to this
Don't ring the bell at people's door
Call the police to arrest you
Go away
Your driver unexpectedly picked me up at nine
The snack street opens at nine thirty
The theme today is
Food photography
You dress like this
Gorgeous, right
It's natural if you're attracted
It's all my fault
It will suit more if we're going to the concert
Snack street, on the other hand
I'm not sure
Now it's okay
Then eat
What do you wnat to eat
Let's start with Long Xusu
Hi, can I have one of this
Heart
Wait
This looks good, take a photo first
Let's make a deal first, I can't keep the photo
I never want to keep your photo
You take for me
Clean away, clean away
Clean away, clean away
Clean away, clean away
There're several hand marks
Bro Landlord, I'm done
Honey
What are you looking at
Bro Qiao
I will stick all around
With the sticky roller
There won't be a single hair left
Why are you so high these days
Has Tian Jingzhi raise your salary
How is that possible
There are two things of Miss Tian
That nobody else could touch
One is her man
The other is her money
Getting a girlfriend
Is more exciting
Than these two
Bro neighbor
How many antique do you have
A lot
You want to count my wealth
No
Do you have any bottle that is super beautiful
This big
Suits to put in a study
Yes
Great
Bro neighbour
Sell me one, please
No
Who will call her boyfriend Bro neighbor
Then what
Dear
Qiao
Mr Qiao
Honey
Ho
Ney
Ho
Are you selling it or not
No
Your wealth will be my son's in the future
You're too stingy
To sell me a bottle
Not for sale
But I could give you
My hand-me-down jewelry
My house
My antique
Including me
You could do whatever you want
All yours
Are you high
What're you secretly
Happy about these days
No, I don't want to tell
No firing you
Then move out
No
I'll tell, I'll tell
Bro Qiao won't understand
The couple I like
Are finally together
I feel there will
Be a happy ending soon
They do romantic things all the time
I'm full of spiritual food
The hero is tsundere
He's a sweet talker when awake
The girl is violent
She is shyer after getting in a relationship
Utopia
Utopia
This is my utopia
What is he talking about
No idea
It's like joining some cult
Nerd's world is hard to get
By the way
What do you want the antique for
Why didn't you smile
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