Jumping Ship

That's Great, Michael. Good For You.

I Know It Sounds Strange Coming From Me, Aunt Jules,

But It Really Feels Good Growing Your Own Stuff.

It's Hard Work, Though.

Well, I Guess You Got A Little Farmer In You After All.

So...Is Tommy All Set To Go?

I'd Say. He's Been Packed For 3 Days.

I've Gotta Admit, Michael, I'm A Little Nervous.

Australia's Really Far Away.

I Know, But I Promise You, I'm Gonna Take Good Care Of Him, All Right?

Don't Worry.

Uh, Excuse Me, Aunt Jules.

Hey, Uh...Missed A Couple Of Weeds

Right There, Partner. Ok? Thanks.

It's So Hard To Get Good Help These Days.

So, Where Is Tommy, Anyway?

Oh, He's Riding Up Right Now.

Hey, Tommy, Michael's On The Phone!

I'll Talk To You Later, Michael.

Have Fun, And Be Careful.

We Will, All Right? And Don't Worry, Aunt Jule.

I Promise You Tommy Is In Very Good Hands. All Right?

I Know. Here He Is.

Hey, Michael.

Hey, Bud.

Are You Out, Uh... Riding My Horse Again?

Yeah. He's Gotten Really Fast.

He's Really Living Up To His Name.

We're Going For A Steak Sandwich!

Hey, Tommy, Are You Ready To Have Some Fun?

Couldn't Be More Ready.

Well, Guess What. I Was On The, Uh, Internet,

And I've Decided That I'm Gonna Charter A Private Yacht

To Take Us Deep-Sea Fishing For 2 Days

And Then On To The Resort.

Just You And Me. How Cool Is That, Huh?

Really?

Yeah. I Thought You Might Like It.

I Can't Wait.

Me, Neither, Buddy. Uh, Listen,

Um, I'll See You At The Airport. All Right?

All Right. Bye.

Ok. Bye.

How's The Water?

Oh, It's Great, Dad.

Want To Come In?

Wish I Could.

But I've...

Gotta Go To Work.

Nice Tan, Michael.

Oh, Thanks. Yeah, I'm Trying To Get

A Good, Uh, You Know, Base For...Australia.

Michael, My Accountant Just Called.

This Trip With Tommy That You're Taking To Australia?

Seems To Have Come In At $4,000 More Than You Said It Would.

Oh, I Can Explain That.

Oh, Please Do.

Ok. See, Roxanne Is Gonna Be In Hawaii.

Right? Which Is Practically Right Next Door To Australia.

So I Said, "Hey, Since You're In The Neighborhood,

Come On Down And Join Tommy And Me."

So You Picked Up The Tab?

Dad, I Invited Her.

Is This Gonna Be A Problem?

Well, As A Matter Of Fact, It Is A Problem.

Michael, You're Spending Money You Don't Have,

And You Don't Have A Job To Pay It Back.

You Know, Michael, In My Book,

Success Is When Preparation Meets Opportunity.

And Frankly, Michael, What You're Doing Here

Has Nothing To Do With Either One.

Dad, Look, I--I--

Now, Don't "Dad" Me.

You're Supposed To Be Looking For A Job,

Maybe Putting Your Education To Work.

But, Dad, I'm Not Sure I Want To Be An Attorney.

Well, Our Agreement Was Whatever You Chose,

You'd Be Employed By The End Of The Summer.

Well, I've Been Looking.

Well, I Don't Know Of A Whole Lot Of Opportunities

You're Gonna Find Sitting Here In This Pool, Michael.

Now, You're Going To Pay Me Back For Roxanne.

So I Suggest That When You Return From Your Vacation,

You Find That Job That We've Been Talking About,

Or You're Gonna Come Work For Me.

Just Like Your Partner In Your Firm?

No, Not As A Partner In My Firm, Michael.

You'd Have To Go To Law School And Pass The Bar Exam To Do That.

You're Gonna Start The Way I Started...

As A File Clerk.

It's Not A Punishment, Michael.

It's A Job.

Who Knows? You Might Like It.

I Might Even Treat You To Lunch Once In A While.

Think About It.

Here. Need Some Help?

No, That's Ok. I Can Do It.

Here. This Is For You-- A Little Going-Away Present.

Thanks. Set It Down Over There.

Sure.

Ok.

Don't Even Say It. I Know What He's Trying To Do.

Oh, Really?

And What's That?

Helping You Unload The Hay Yesterday...

Pitching In With The Fence Last Week...

Always Offering To Drive You Into Town?

He's A Nice Guy.

Neighbors Help Each Other Out.

Ok. What About Making Dinner? Steak Sandwiches?

Everybody's Gotta Eat.

You Know What I'm Trying To Say.

He Likes You.

Well...

I Like Him, Too.

Just Because You Do Doesn't Mean I Have To.

Honey...

Look, I Don't Know How To Explain It.

I Just Don't Want Another Dad.

Honey.

Nobody's Trying To Replace Your Dad.

Good...'Cause No One Will.

Of Course Not.

Oh, Come On.

Give Him Half A Chance.

Maybe There's Room If You Really Want To Be Friends.

All Right, Let's Get Going.

You Don't Want To Miss Your Plane.

Thank You.

There You Go, Gentlemen.

Thank You.

Whoo!

Beautiful, Huh?

What Do You Think?

Is This Beautiful Or What?

This Is Great.

Yeah.

You Know What? I Love This Look On You.

I Look Like You.

I Know. Isn't It Great?

Hey, Michael.

What?

Smile.

Oh, Wait A Minute. Hold On.

Uh, Excuse Me. Sir.

Would You Mind Snapping

A Picture Of Us, Please?

No Worries, Mates.

Thanks.

Get The Boats In, All Right? Ok.

All Right.

That's Great. Thank You.

Hey, Wait. This Is, Uh... For You.

Thanks A Lot.

Thank You.

Have A Good Day.

All Right.

Can't Get Better Than This, Huh?

It's Off To Paradise Island.

Ooh! Sorry, Sir.

Wasn't Watchin' Where I Was Goin'.

That's...Ok.

Ok.

No Worries...

Cool.

Mate.

You Ok?

What? Yeah. Come On.

What's The Boat's Name?

Oh. You're Gonna Love This.

It's Call, Uh, The Tiffany.

I'm Sure It's Owned By The Same Family

That Owns That Jewelry Store.

Probably Just, Uh, Charter It Out On The Weekend

When They're Not Using It.

Lucky For Us.

But How Tacky Is That, Huh?

Michael: Ok...

Now, You Can't Miss That.

Oh, Yeah.

Come On.

When You Said A Few Days On A Boat,

I Didn't Expect This.

Yeah, Well... Have A Seat, My Friend.

Lesson Number One--

You Always Get What You Deserve Out Of Life.

Can I Help You, Sirs?

Yes. You Can.

You Can Start By Taking Those Bags Down To Our Cabins.

And, Uh, We Just Traveled, Like, Halfway Around The World, Man,

And We're Dyin' Of Thirst, So How About Poppin' Open

A Couple Of Sodas On Your Way Back?

Oh, And, Um, Put A Couple Of Those

Little Umbrellas In It, 'Cause...We Love Those.

I'm Sorry, Sir.

I Think You're On The Wrong Craft.

This Is A Private Yacht, Sir,

Not A Charter.

If You Could, Perhaps, Tell Me The Name?

This Is The Tiffany, Isn't It?