Victorious

Okay. Okay, you wanna know what I really think?

Lana, put the fork down. Just put it down.

You wanna know what makes me sick?!

Is it eating tuna fish on a Ferris wheel?

'Cuz I did that once and I threw up on a bird.

Shhhhh!!! She's rehearsing a scene.

Yeah, my father's a deadbeat.

But you can't make me blame him for what I am

'cuz you're the one who did this to me!

You're garbage!

What? What's so funny?

You. The Scene you were doing.

Right? Wasn't it ridiculous?

Oh sure, go ahead, laugh at my acting.

Ohhh Tori... We're not laughing at your acting...

We're laughing because of your acting.

What scene were you doing?

It's for a role in a movie.

... About a teenager whose parents send her to a home for troubled girls.

Oh. One time my brother went to a home for troubled girls.

- Why? - To meet troubled girls.

Y'know, bus stations are good for that.

Hey!

My audition is next Tuesday!

So?

So tell me what was so bad about my acting in The Scene!

Look, you're a good actor...

But you're still playing The Scene too safe.

Totally agree.

You're supposed to be a troubled teen girl on the edge.

And to play that kind of emotion, you can't just be your usual.

Prissy little Tori.

- Prissy?! - The bird died.

My throw-up got in his eyes.

And he flew into a roller coaster.

You wanna get this role?

You need less priss... And more risk.

Make us believe you're dangerous.

... On the edge.

Hmm?

Okay. Okay. I'm dangerous. Risky.

Okay. Let's do it... go!

Action!

Lana... just tell me why.

You tried to push your Uncle off that cliff.

You ask me one more question,

I'll rip that pencil outta your hand and stick it right in your neck!

Okay, that does it.

Oh! Oh!

Mister purples!

Hey Sikowitz, for our homework assignment do you want us to...

Good luck to you.

- Check. - Check.

I'll check.

I bet... five reds.

I call your five reds... ...And raise you two yellows.

- You gotta put 'em in the pot. - 'Kay.

So when do you audition for the movie?

- Tuesday. - You ready?

I thought I was...

Until Sikowitz said my audition stinks 'cuz I don't take risks.

Can you guys believe that?

- Yes, you're boring. - Absolutely, one hundred percent.

I take risks.

Like yesterday at school there was a line for the girls' bathroom.

So I just walked right into the boys' bathroom.

Uh yep.

You used the boys' bathroom?

Nooooo, it was disgusting in there.

What is wrong with you guys?

We're playing cards... You in or out?

- Uhhhh... - She's in.

Tori... Tori, did a package come for me?

- No. - Oooh.

What'd you gettin'?

- I ordered these delicious new fazini shoes with ten-inch heels.

- Who can walk in ten-inch heels?

Awesome people like me.

- Where's my package? - I don't know...

Why don't you call the shipping company?

Why don't you call my butt?

- Whose turn is it? - Me. And I'm in.

- Call. - Awww, it's an automated help line.

Listen...

To track a package, say... Or speak...

Your package tracking number.

Ah, now I have to find my tracking number?

Yes.

- Turn off your speaker phone. - Why don't you turn off your butt?

What's with her and butts?

Jade, go.

I bet five reds.

And two yellows...

And I raise... fourteen blues.

- I'm out. - Too much candy.

- Foldeesimo. - Here it is. Tracking number:

A - k - 3 - 5 - h - j - 1 - 4 - 7 - 7 - h - y - 7 - f - l - 4...

Fourteen blues, Robbie. You in?

Well... I have good cards... But I don't have fourteen blues.

- Me neither. - Then let's make this interesting.

Yeah! Let's dress up as pirates!

If one of you guys wins, you get the pile.

But if I win, you get hammer time.

- Hammer time? - What's that about?

For one week, any time I see you and say "hammer time"...

You have to do the hammer dance.

- Okay. It's a bet. - And I will also bet.

Good. I got three queens.

Aw man! I had three nines.

Canasta!

- We're not playing canasta. - Ohhh. Then I lost bad.

Woo hoo! Better get your dancin' shoes ready, boys.

...6 - q - l - 4 - k - 3 - 2 - 8 - m - d - 3...

And anyway, why do you have to "take risks" to be a good actor?

Because acting is about stepping outside your comfort zones.

About pushing your emotions to new places.

Ooo I'm Beck, I know about acting, I say words.

I don't see why we can't just pretend to be pirates.

I'll play pirates with you.

No. I don't like how you play pirates.

Okay, so I need to learn to take risks.

What do I do?

- Well... - Why don't you take her to the gorilla club?

- Uh-uh. - No way.

Tori Vega is not ready for the gorilla club.

I'm not? Yes I am! Why aren't I? I love animals.

Gorilla club? What's that?

Oh, it's just a fun place with lotsa cool things to do.

Yeah, cool things that'll jank you up.

Oh, I am not afraid of a janking.

Tori, trust me.

The gorilla club is a dangerous place...

...K - l - 5 - 4 - 9 - b - d - 6.

Will you stop that?!

Shush! They're about to tell me where my package is!

- Your package was delivered... at... Eight... twenty-one... P.M.

- 8:21? - It's 8:21 right now.

Oooh!

I don't see the delivery...

Your package is here!

Hey Trina. Are those fazini shoes?

- They sure are... With ten-inch heels.

That's a hot shoe.

I know.

Um, I'm still learning how to walk in them.

- Would you mind... - Just grab on.

Hey there. Hi.

Oh, oh hey. Fazini shoes. I'm wearing 'em. They're mine.

Um, Aleece? Hey Aleece.

- Um. Andre, right? - All day. Yeah.

So, um... here's what's up:

Some friends of mine might be goin' to the gorilla club tonight.

And if you don't have any plans, I was thinkin' maybe me and you...

Hammer time.

Not now all right? I'm trying to talk to Aleece...

Stop. Hammer time.

hey. I just... Wait, wait! Aleece!

Don't walk away from a man while he's hammer dancin'...

Okay... not so bad... This place looks kinda fun.

People leave here alive, right?

- Sometimes. - I think I just stepped in some blood.

Here. Sign 'em.

Why do we have to sign these?

It just says that if you try any of the challenges here,

you won't Sue the place if you get... dead.

Well... Do people get hurt here a lot?

- A lot? - Yeah.

Yeah.

Ooo! The bunny's available!

- I don't know if you wanna be ridin'... - Bunnyyyyyyyyy!

Okay. All right.

So, which of these games should I try?

Yeah... y'know,

I really don't think you need to try one of these games.