Call of the Wolf

Rita.

Rita!

Aw come on, guys!

Come on, I'm not in the mood!

This isn't funny!

This isn't even clever!

Dammit Randy, I'll buy you a new carpet all right?

Sorry.

Hey if you wanted to scare me

you could've tied me up better.

Okay.

Okay.

Come on.

Hello?

Hello?

Can anyone hear me?

I'm trapped in a cabin somewhere,

I don't really know where it is.

I'm uh, surrounded by...

Trees.

Uh, mayday.

I don't know where I am, please,

if anyone can hear me, please help.

Think, think, okay.

Picked up Rita, okay, I had a drink.

I had two drinks.

Then uh, then I came home.

Did I get home?

Was I drunk?

No, no, no, no, no, no, come on, come on, come on.

Don't lose it, all right?

Okay, all right.

Okay, good.

Let's see what...

Okay.

Of course.

Hello?

Hello?

Lester.

Who is this?

Your friends call you les.

Who is this?

Look mister, please, I need help, I'm trapped in a cabin

and I have no idea where I am.

I think maybe if you GPS it, though,

you'll be able to find me.

- It's going to be very difficult

if you keep interruptin', les.

Now calm down, can you do that?

Yes, yes.

- Good, now how 'bout you take a seat

right there?

Yes.

- You know all about comfort, don't you?

Complacency, ease, goin' out on the town

dressed to the nines and such.

Allow me to introduce myself.

You may call me wolf.

Wolf?

Wolf like the guy on CNN?

- Yeah, just like the guy on CNN.

I have brought you here, Lester.

You brought me here?

You brought me here?

What the hell for?

Would you hush up?

I know we about your situation.

- Look, I'll pay you whatever you want.

My family will give you whatever you want.

Hello?

Wolf?

- I was hopin' I wouldn't have to pull

some cuyon parlor trick to keep ya here, Lester.

You rushed my hand.

As I was sayin' before you interrupted,

it makes conversation very difficult.

Just tell me what you want.

That's the first time

you ever been scared for your life, isn't it silver spoon?

Silver spoon?

I'll give you silver spoon, you psycho.

Why don't you come in here and I'll knock you so hard.

My family is going to sue your ass.

Do you get that?

My uncle is a Jewish lawyer, my friend,

that means jail time!

You could get real acquainted with bubba.

Feel like a big man now?

Now you tried to rush off before I could tell you the rules.

Now in ever sport, there's rules.

Ready to listen?

Yes.

Tres bon.

You are here les because you have sinned.

Well you committed the worst sin a boy like you

can commit.

Irre-sponsi-bili-Ty.

You've wasted your life.

That's all you is, a middle manager

at papa's company.

Still livin' in the glory days of your frat house.

Women's objects, classic

that's an awful nice watch you're wearin'.

Daddy get that, too?

When a boy like you lives the way he does,

there's poison in his life.

I'm the anti-venom.

What are you talking about?

Manhood.

Les, you know the Indians, they had these rituals

where they send their boys off in the woods to survive.

And when they came back

and if they came back,

they earned the right to be called a man.

You've gotta be kidding me.

You will learn les.

Sacrifice, honor, pain...

These ain't catch phrases no more.

It is your new life.

What is this?

- Les, if you try to leave the cabin, I'll kill you.

And if by some miracle you get past me,

the wilderness will kill you.

Now there's only one way off this mountain,

so you best listen closely.

You have to man-up les, not a mindless, wanna-be jock,

but a real man, a

who can take care of hisself.

A man who can take a hit and keep moving.

Oh I will help you do that, les.

I will help.

I will just as soon end you, too.

You see, I am the hunter...

But I dare not even call you prey, no, not yet.

Prey presents a challenge.

So help me god, by the end of this,

you will present me with a challenge.

Try to break the rules and I'll end you.

Run down that path again, find out.

Now, you have the rest of the day to settle in.

Use it.

The hunt is on.

Come on, can do this.

If anyone is out there, please respond.

If anyone is out there, please respond.

If anyone can hear me, please respond.

Wolf!

Where are the boots?

What?

- You did a very bad thing yesterday,

tryin' to escape.

You tried to shoot me.

I shot at you.

Big difference, let me assure you.

You were here last night.

Why didn't you just finish it then, tough guy?

If you're some hotshot hunter, why didn't you just kill me?

- Listen, you find yourself in a tootaloo,

you ain't gotta call nobody.

It's up to you to figure it out.

I find myself in a what?

- You're gonna slowly freeze to death.

Now shut up and listen to me.

Okay.

- There's a safe, no doubt you found it by now.

I saw it, yeah.

- Inside the cabin somewhere is the combination.

You oughtta get to gettin'.

Find the combo?

All right and after you amuse yourself

watching me tear this place apart, what then?

What are you gonna do?

Kill me?

Why don't you just come in here and face me like a man?

Or are you too scared, huh?

Why don't you come in here

so that I can pound your little face in?

I'm tired of your game, asshole.

Run, run, run, run.

Les?

If you're there, pick up.

I'm here, wolf.

Where are you friend?

I've got my gun back.

- I have to admit, I'm right proud of you, boy.

You must feel like a big boy, goin' break the eggs and such.

Come on wolf, let's do this.

Let's do this, I'm waitin' for you, wolf.

Come on, come and kill me!

Well,

what's your endgame, wolf?

Do you honestly think you can just keep me here

and get away with it?

How's Rita?

Rita?

Your girlfriend?

You have her?

- Relax, I'm askin' about her, ain't I?

How is she, doin' good?

Shut up.