Bad CGI Gator

What the?

I'll fish where I damn well please.

Okay. Let's see what we got for Jimbo today.

Okay.

Come on.

Come on.

Come to Jimmy.

Come on.

Come on.

There we go.

Oh, son.

Whoa!

Whoa.

Whoa! Whoa!

Whoa, son.

It's a biggin.

Son of a bitch broke my fucking line!

That was a big fish.

God.

Well, now, where did you come from?

Shoot, you're just a little thing. Just a baby.

Why don't you come back when you're big enough to eat?

Chad, I need my caramel latte.

Is there anywhere to stop?

There's, like, a Starbies along the way, right?

- Tonight's gonna be lit! The fridge is packed.

Say hi to the camera, babe.

What's good?

You know what time it is. Roach it, baby.

- Wait, babe. This lighting hits so hard.

Get in here. - Oh my God, really?

Yes! Oh!

Why aren't we there yet?

- Bro. - Well, we would be,

but we're waiting for Sam to finish taking a piss!

- Bitches, bro. - Let's go, bro!

- Guys, hey, it's Pearce! Say hi to the camera.

- What up, bro? Get this for the Gram.

Oh, yes!

Oh! Woo!

Hope, what about you?

Ugh, lame.

Let's go, bro!

Sorry. Ah!

Sorry. Sorry.

- Oh my God, babe. - Party with the boys!

- Sorry. Oh, hey, is this for Instagram?

Hey, it's-

- Just get in the car, bro. We gotta go, okay?

Let's go.

In the trunk. Come on.

Spring break! Woo!

- Lock him in there. - Get the fuck in there, Sam.

Girls, as soon as we get there,

I say we go straight skinny dipping.

- Woo! - Just buckle up and shut up.

I'm about to slay that ass.

Is there any AC on back here?

Who is that back there?

Oh, shit. Sam.

I can't believe your mom let you out, Sam.

I think I'm gonna crush

like 15 beers right when we get there.

Bro, you think we got enough beer, dude?

I basically bought out the store, bro.

Fuck yeah, bro.

Someone's lube is leaking on my leg.

- Yeah! - Yeah, best weekend ever.

I can't wait!

Pais isn't shy. Are you, Pais?

Not at all.

Ah!

My leg is really wet.

Oh my gosh.

- God, it's so fucking warm in here.

- Babe! - Sorry.

You're on camera! God!

You keep ruining it. - I'm just saying.

It's like all of the time.

Oh, shit. Are you guys ready for this shit?

Oh my God.

It's gonna blow your fucking mind.

All right. Let's roll.

Is anyone else thinking about

hopping in the lake, or is it just me?

Ooh, Chad!

- Ow! - Let's go, bitches!

Oh my God.

Babe!

Boom! Yes!

Hey, uh-

Oh my God, babe!

Welcome to paradise, fam!

Bro.

- Is this place not fucking lit or what?

Hell yeah, bro!

I'm so excited!

Go low, bro. Uh.

It's all ours, baby. All ours, baby.

Dope, bro!

Hey, guys, guys, guys,

before we go in there, we should just remember that,

you know, we're out in the wilderness, right?

There could be, like, animals or who knows what out here,

so we should just try and be careful.

Yeah.

Okay, Dad.

Does everyone have their sunscreen?

'Cause I don't want anyone getting a sunburn, you know?

- What about the mosquitoes this time of year, guys?

Don't forget to use a condom!

Fuck yeah, dude.

- Wait, wait. Say it again for the camera.

- I'm just saying UV rays and mosquitoes

can be very dangerous this time of year.

- You know what else can be dangerous?

Me spraying it in your face, bitch.

- Bye. - So unsanitary.

Loser!

Don't forget the bags, bro.

Bro, this is what I'm hitting every day of the week, bro.

What's up?

Hey, those work-outs are paying off.

Call master! Call master!

Shotgun on master, baby.

Guys.

All right, let's get the fuck in. Come on.

What's the second amendment?

- Oh. - It's giving

cottage core toxic masculinity retro vibes.

Masculine as fuck, babe.

Bro,

is your uncle a samurai or some shit?

Hah, no, bro.

He runs a few painkiller pill mills in Florida.

I'm gonna work for him soon.

Dude makes some mad bank, bro.

- What's the Wi-Fi here? I have, like, zero signal.

- Uh, I don't know if he has it, bro.

You know, this is his off-the-ground kinda stuff.

What?

Oh my...

- Great, I'm gonna redneck swamp house,

and I can't even post about it.

Oh.

- Hope, just 'cause you're my sister

doesn't mean you get to kill the fucking vibes, okay?

Step-sister.

Whatever.

We can all survive for three days without it, right?

All right, let's all, you know, go set our shit down.

Maybe chill for a little bit in our rooms,

Okay.

Then do some shots, baby!

Yes!

It's time to rage!

Fuck yeah.

Babe, hurry up. I'm horny.

Come on, babe. We're about to break this bed.

Woo! Spring break!

- Oh! - Yes!

- Yeah, that's right. What you got?

Oh, oh, physical!

Oh, oh, oh, oh!

Look at that fucking ass you got.

Does it look good?

- Yeah. That stick that out, baby.

Oh, yeah. Right there.

Fuck yeah.

Yeah, squeeze that shit.

Aw, yeah, baby. Oh, yeah.

Sarah's not gonna know what fucking hit her. Oh.

Gotta get the obliques.

Side crunch. Side crunch.

Woo!

Looks fucking awesome, baby.

Oh!

Oh, that was good. Woo.

Damn, babe. Look at that ass.

Ooh.

Oh, yeah.

Woop, woop!

Let's party!

Woo, ooh!

O-M-G. Fit check.

You guys are so fucking cute.

- Tell me this is not a total slay.

I got the pants from Shein.

- Oh my God, babe, take a photo of the three of us.

Of course.

Get on that, boy.

- All right. Everyone say "tequila"!

- Baby. - Tequila!

Yeah?

- How many times do I have to tell you?

What?

- That is the worst angle ever. Hold it up high.

You're gonna make us look bleh.

Sorry, babe. God damn.

"Tequila." One, two, three.