Doctor Who

- What the hell's it doing?! - Control's not working!

I don't know where we're going, but my old hand's very excited about it!

I thought that was just some freaky alien thing! You telling me it's yours? Well...

It got cut off. He grew a new one.

You are completely...impossible! Not impossible...just a bit unlikely.

Why would the TARDIS bring us here?

Oh, I love this bit.

Thought you wanted to go home. I know, but all the same...

It's that feeling you get... Like you've swallowed a hamster?

Don't move! Drop your weapons!

We're not armed! Look, no weapons, never any weapons, we're safe.

Look at their hands. They're clean. All right. Process them. Him first.

Oi. Oi!

What's wrong with clean hands?

What's going on? Leave him alone!

Something tells me this isn't about to check my blood pressure. Aarrgh!

What're you doing to him?! Everyone gets processed! It's taken a tissue sample.

Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!

And extrapolated it. Some kind of accelerator?

Are you all right?

What on earth? That's just...

Arm yourself.

Where did she come from? From me.

From you?!

How? Who is she?! Well, she's...

Well...

She's my daughter.

Hello, Dad!

Doctor Who - 4x06 "The Doctor's Daughter"

Update: LauCass

You primed to take orders, ready to fight?

Instant mental download of strategic and military protocols, sir. Generation 5000 Soldier. I'm ready.

Did you say daughter? Mmm. Technically. Technically how?

Progenation. Reproduction from a single organism.

You take a sample of diploid cells, split them into haploids,

then recombine them in a different arrangement...and grow.

Very quickly, apparently! Something's coming!

It's the Hath! Get down!

We have to blow the tunnel! Get the detonator!

I'm not detonating anything!

Blow the thing! Martha! No! Don't!

You've sealed off the tunnel. Why did you do that?! They were trying to kill us!

But they've got my friend. Collateral damage.

At least you've still got her. He lost both his men.

Her name's Martha, and she's not collateral damage, not for anyone! Have you got that, GI Jane?!

I'm going to find her.

You're going nowhere. You don't make sense, you two, no guns, no marks, no fight in you...

I'm taking you to General Cobb! Now, move.

Hold on, I've got you, is it your arm, yeah?

Is that a yes?

Let me examine it. Keep still.

Still, yeah?

No move!

Half fish, half human,

how'm I supposed to know?

Is that a shoulder? Feels like a shoulder!

I think it's dislocated.

I'm trying to help him. I am a doctor, and he is my patient, and I'm not leaving him.

Now, this is gonna hurt.

One, two, three.

Now, then. I'm Doctor Martha Jones.

Who the hell are you?

I'm Donna. What's your name?

Don't know. It's not been assigned.

Well, if you don't know that, what do you know? How to fight.

Nothing else? The machine must embed military history and tactics

but no name. She's a generated anomaly.

Generated anomaly? Jenny-rated.

Well, what about that? Jenny!

Jenny. Yeah, I like that, Jenny.

What d'you think, "Dad"? Good as anything, I suppose.

Not what you'd call a natural parent, are you? They stole a tissue sample at gunpoint and processed it.

It's not what I'd call natural parenting. Rubbish.

You can't extrapolate a relationship from a biological accident. Er, Child Support Agency can.

Just because I share physiological traits with simian primates doesn't make me a monkey's uncle, does it?

I'm not a monkey!

Or a child.

So where are we? What planet's this? Messaline. Well, what's left of it.

663 - 75 deceased.

Generation 6671 extinct...

Generation 6672 - 46 deceased. Generation 6680 - 14 deceased.

But...this is a theatre! Maybe they're doing Miss Saigon.

It's like a town, or a city,

But why? General Cobb, I presume?

Found in the western tunnels, I'm told, with no marks.

There was an outbreak of pacifism in the Eastern Zone, three generations back, before we lost contact,

is that where you came from? Eastern Zone, yeah. I'm the Doctor. This is Donna. And I'm Jenny.

Don't think you can infect us with your peacemaking.

We're committed to the fight.

I can't stay anyway, gotta go and find my friend.

That's not possible. All movement is regulated. We're at war.

Yes. I noticed. With the Hath.

But tell me, cos we got a bit out of circulation, Eastern Zone and all that, so...who exactly are the Hath?

Back at the dawn of this planet, these ancient halls were carved from the earth.

Our ancestors dreamt of a new beginning, a colony where Human and Hath would work and live together.

So what happened? The dream died - broken, along with Hath promises.

They wanted it all for themselves. But the early pioneers fought back.

They used the machines to produce soldiers instead of colonists, and began this battle for survival.

There's nothing but earth outside, why's that? Why build underground?

The surface is too dangerous.

Then why build windows? And what does this mean?

The rites and symbols of our ancestors. The meanings...lost in time.

How long's this war gone on for? Longer than anyone can remember.

Countless generations, marked only by the dead.

What, fighting all this time? Because we must.

Every child of the machine is born with this knowledge.

It's our inheritance. It's all we know.

How to fight. And how to die.

Right...

So, we're here?

Does this show the entire city? Including the Hath zones? Yes. Why?

Well, it'll help us find Martha. We've more important things to do.

The Progenation Machines are powered down, but we could breed a whole platoon from you two.

I'm not having sons and daughters by some great big machine! Sorry, no offence, but you're not real.

You're no better than him! I have a body, I have a mind,

I have independent thought, how am I not real?

What makes you better than me?

Well said. We need more like you if ever we're to find the Source.

Ooh, the Source, what's that then? I like a Source, what is it?

The Breath of Life. And that would be?

In the beginning, the Great One breathed life into the universe.

Then she looked at what she'd done and she sighed. She? I like that.

Right, so it's a creation myth. It's not myth. It's real. That sigh,

it was caught and kept as the Source.

It was lost when the war started. But it's here, somewhere.

Whoever holds the Source controls the destiny of this planet. Ah!

I thought so. There's a suppressed layer of information in this map.

If I can just...

What is it? See? A whole complex of tunnels, hidden from sight.

Hold on, look!

That must be the lost temple. The Source will be inside.

You've shown us the way! And we're closer than the Hath! It's ours!

That's a new map. There's a different set of tunnels.

Tell them to prepare to move out. We'll progenate new soldiers on the morning shift, then we march!

Once we reach the Temple, peace will be restored at long last.

If you really wanted peace, couldn't you just stop fighting? Only when we have the Source.

It'll give us the power to erase every stinking Hath from the face of this planet.

A second ago, it was peace in our time, now you're talking genocide?!

For us, that means the same thing. Then you need a better dictionary!

Look up genocide. You'll see a picture of me there and the caption will read "over my dead body"!

You're the one who showed us the path to victory.

But you can consider the irony from your prison cell.

Cline, at arms! Oi oi! All right! Cool the beans, Rambo. Take them.

And if you try anything, Doctor, I'll see that your woman dies first.

I am not his woman! W-We're not a couple!

Come on. This way. I'm going to stop you, Cobb.

I have an army and the breath of god on my side. What'll you have? This.

Lock them up. What about the new soldier? Can't trust her. She's from pacifist stock. Take them all!

But I didn't do anything!

I think I just started a war.

More numbers. They've gotta mean something.

Makes as much sense as the breath of life story.

You mean that's not true?

No. It's a myth. Isn't it, Doctor?

Yes. But there could be something real in that temple, something that's become a myth. A weapon?

So the Source could be a weapon and we've given directions to Captain Nutjob? Oh, yes. Not good, is it?

We need to get out of here, find Martha and stop Cobb from slaughtering the Hath.

What, what are you... What are you staring at?

You keep insisting you're not a soldier.

But look at you. Drawing up strategies like a proper general.

No, I'm trying to stop the fighting. Isn't every soldier? Well. I suppose. But...that's...that's...

Donna, give me your phone! Time for an upgrade!

You've got a weapon! It's not a weapon! You're using it to fight back!

I'm gonna learn so much from you, you are such a soldier! Donna, will you tell her?

Oh, you are speechless, I'm loving this! You keep on, Jenny!

Doctor? Martha! You're alive! Oh, am I glad to hear your voice! Are you all right?

I'm with Donna, we're fine, what about you?

And Jenny, she's fine too! Yes, all right, and Jenny...

That's the woman from the machine, the soldier, my daughter, except she isn't... Anyway! Where are you?

I'm in the Hath camp. I'm OK. But something's going on.

The Hath are marching off to some place that appeared on this map.

Ohhh... That was me. If both armies are heading that way, there's going to be a bloodbath.

What do you want me to do? Just stay where you are.

But I can help. Doctor? Doctor!

The doors that have been closed will be open to us now.

The door to the Temple, to the Source, and to Victory!

Come the dawn cycle we march.

They're getting ready to move out. We have to get past that guard.

I can deal with him. No, no. You're not going anywhere. What?

You belong here. With them. She belongs with us. With you. She's your daughter!

She's a soldier. She came out of that machine! I know! Have you got that stethoscope?

Give it to me.

Come on!

What're you doing? It's all right. Just hold still.

Come here. Listen.

And then tell me where she belongs.

Two hearts. Exactly. What's going on? Does that mean she's a...?

What do you call a female Time Lord? What's a Time Lord? It's who I am.

It's where I'm from. And I'm from you. You're an echo, that's all. A Time Lord is so much more.

A sum of knowledge. A code. A shared history. A shared suffering.

Only it's gone now. All of it.

Gone forever.

What happened?

There was a war. Like this one?

And you fought?

And killed?

Yes.

Then how are we different?

I need to charge it up, I need power, d'you understand?

There's even more! In 3D! Oh, you're a clever Hath!