Love You More

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Last call.

Hey, there, baby.

Couldn't keep my eyes off of you.

Aw, thanks, sweetheart.

But you really need to be that tall to ride this ride.

: Hi.

I would have been here sooner,

but I got held up talking to Kevin Hart.

So, you like big girls?

Yeah, I like big girls.

I've come to the right place.

Here. From that guy over there.

- Who's that? - Some dreamer.

- So... - So...

You're very pretty.

You're very pretty.

You like getting crapped on?

Whoa.

Last call.

Oh, yeah. Oh.

Oh, yeah. Oh, Jesus.

Oh, yeah. (MOANS)

So...

your name's Karen?

Yeah.

- Did I tell you that? - No.

I heard the bartender say...

- (MOANS) - "Good night, Karen."

My name's Bernard.

Man, you sure talk a lot

for somebody with such a big dick.

What do you do for a living?

I'm a mental health care professional.

Now please be quiet and fuck me.

Oh, yeah. Oh, Jesus.

Oh... oh, my God.

- It's coming up through my throat. - (PHONE VIBRATING)

Oh, shit. Oh, my.

Wait. Stop.

Stop. Stop.

Is everything... ? (GASPS)

Oh, no. Uh...

- I... I... - I'm fine, Jean. Thanks.

I... I heard you yelling, "Stop."

I... Sorry.

- (PHONE CONTINUES VIBRATING) - Sorry.

Um...

Um, should I... ?

Yeah, just, just...

just keep going.

Just keep going.

- Okay. - (GRUNTS)

Oh, there it is.

You live with your mom?

That's not my mom.

That's my roommate.

Why you got an old roommate?

- Craigslist. - Oh.

Shh. Be quiet.

- I'm close. - Me, too.

I'm gonna nut.

Oh, shit.

The condom broke. Should I... ?

No, just keep going. I have a morning-after pill.

I'll never betray you.

That's weird.

Baby.

Baby, I... I can't feel my arm.

Fuck.

How is it 8:30?

- Oh, I hit snooze. - You hit snooze?

- Shit! - I figured we'd sleep in,

go for breakfast. You like pancakes?

Fuck. Here, put these on.

I'm gonna be late for work.

Oh, ah.

- Hurry. I'm never late for work. - Give me a second.

I got the pins and needles.

Last night was very special.

I'm out the door in five minutes.

Come... (GRUNTS)

Oh, no.

No! Oh, no.

No, no.

So, can I see you again tonight?

Oh, my God. I don't have time for this shit.

Baby, when you say things like that, it hurts my feelings.

Okay, you got to shut the fuck up

and get the fuck out of my house.

I get it. You're not a morning person.

If you ever want those pancakes,

give me a call.

Motherfucker.

I'll let myself out, baby.

Good morning.

Morning, Jean.

Much car in street.

Oh, come on. Whoa, whoa. Damn, Karen.

You're ruining my garbage.

Sorry. The cab driver made me get out

- on this side. - Yo, mami, you late.

Only five minutes. I had to stop

- and get a morning-after pill. - Oh, shit.

Look, when are you gonna let me

introduce you to a nice guy?

Oh, they're all nice guys.

Is Raquel here?

Hey, everybody here but you, mami.

I'm serious. My cousin Juan will date you anytime.

- And he's got a car. - Great.

- MAN (OVER TV): Strike! - JERRY (LAUGHING): Yeah.

Yeah!

Hey, buddy.

It's going to rain.

Michael, it's not gonna rain.

Look.

See?

Beautiful day outside.

- (CHEERING) - MAN (OVER TV): Strike!

Yes. Aah!

- Hey, guys. All right, come on. - Oh.

It's 9:30. You know the rule.

No games, mister.

And no bowling until after morning meeting.

And now, before the new resident gets here.

Al Roker said it's going to rain.

MAN (OVER TV): Strike!

Al Roker doesn't know everything.

Watch your glasses.

Got it?

Yay!

Hey, where's Max?

North Pole.

North Pole.

Good one.

You know, what's up, player? (LAUGHS)

- What's up? - Okay.

North Pole. (LAUGHS)

Holler. Whoa.

- Max, meeting. - I... I can't go.

David'll touch my record

and Jerry'll touch my record.

They'll both touch my record.

Well, just bring your record.

Oh, okay.

Max, just do it.

Okay.

: Okay.

(BOWLING PINS FALL, LAUGHTER AND CHEERING)

It might sprinkle.

Michael.

You're gonna get hot in here.

JACKSON (OVER PHONE): Brittany, hey.

- I love you, Karen. - All right, I love you more.

What are you doing now, babe?

Nothing. I just woke up. What are you doing?

Whoa.

Karen. - Hey, Karen.

Jackson, hi.

Brittany'll call you back today, like, a thousand times.

- Bye. - Bye, Karen.

Karen, he's gonna break up with me.

Ladies, trust me.

Guys like a woman who's not always available.

- (BOWLING PINS FALL) - Now come on.

Let's go. Morning meeting. Come on.

- Let's go. - Thank you.

Excuse me, mister.

- You brought all of them? - Oh, yes.

Whoa. Yay-yay!

Okay, guys, here's Raquel.

TV off. TV off. TV off.

Karen!

- Oh, no. - Karen, your boob.

- Uh... Damn.

Everybody, everybody calm down.

: Oh, my goodness.

I want you to meet

Andy, our new resident.

What's up, man? Hi, Andy.

Hi, Andy.

- Is it raining out? - Michael, it's not gonna rain.

You promise?

I promise.