Fasten Your Seatbelts (Allacciate le cinture)

FASTEN YOUR SEAT BELTS

Pardon me.

Thank you.

They crushed my foot...

They crushed my foot and don't even apologize!

We're no longer lords in our own house!

- Shut up! - You shut up!

Just shut up, what did they do to you?

They've got a defense lawyer!

- Shame on you! - You should be ashamed!

- Knock it off! - Who are you anyway?

- Picking on an old lady? - Who's old?

I can't stand these people either.

Well said, you racist jerk!

- Ever had a good slapping? - You're not worth an answer!

What are you looking at?

- You know what you fucking need? - You're pitiful!

I'm pitiful? I...

Take your fucking hands off!

Great, good for you!

Just get a load of him...

What a shit... asshole!

Silvia didn't come home last night and her mobile's off.

- Do I call the police? - And the firemen!

Move it, I'm all alone and working my butt off.

Don't get obsessive,

Silvia's got a guy.

- Since when? - A week, she told me.

- Why didn't she tell me? - That's between you two!

Get to work, forget the bullshit!

Table five.

- Fabio, get moving. - Going.

I live with her, I've more right than you.

- There she is. - Silvia!

I forgot the keys, can I have yours?

- Coffee? - No, I'm off, I didn't get a wink.

- Not only that! - Idiot!

- What cannibal did that to you? - You don't know him!

- When do we get the honor? - Never, you scare them off!

- Not true. - Can I have the keys?

- I'm on evenings, you? - Yes, all day.

I've always flaunted my boyfriends, you hide them, perfect!

- Three coffees. - The juice?

She changed her mind.

Table one.

Maybe there should be more of us on Saturday nights.

Why? You're all so good, you work like crazy!

- We need four more. - That many!

The more you work, the more business and the more you earn.

I've got a list of kids who'd like to work,

but I don't take any, I do it for you.

The more of you there are, the less you earn, see?

Who else would give you a cut?

- Thank you, ma'am! - You're right to say, "ma'am".

He's monstrous, that's why we can't meet him.

- Mind your business! - I share with people I love.

Even too much! She needs her secrets.

- Friends have no secrets. - Stop being a baby!

Stop being a whore!

Finally, thought you'd never finish!

I'm beat, my legs are numb.

- Poor puppy! - No lay tonight!

- Fabio's not up for it tonight. - Same here, if we'd closed sooner...

Why's she always hanging around?

- You're jealous! - Of you? - Yeah.

- Bye, I'm off. - But tomorrow morning sharp!

Don't worry.

- Coming home tonight? - I don't know.

- I'd rather know. - Mind your own business for once!

Want to know who she's seeing? Follow her!

I will!

- Luciano, let's go. - You're a drama queen!

Monkey, you're a pretty monkey!

You're nuts.

Five minutes and you leave!

Is Silvia really in love or is it just sex?

Silvia again?

- Does she excite you? - Silvia?

She's like a sister.

Am I like a sister to you too?

Let's go in there, I'll screw you.

Oh God, I'm sorry, forgive me, Giorgio.

Not the overhead light,

that would kill anyone, turn it off.

Aunt Carmela, when did you get here?

Viviana, now my name's Viviana.

Hi, Giorgio.

- Let's see how you've changed. - Not much in five months!

- I'll be off. - Bye, say hi to your mom and dad.

- Let me see. - What's the matter?

You're not a kid anymore, you're a woman!

A touch-up here and one there...

- I'm 25. - The right age to stop awhile.

- How long will you stay ? - I’m just passing through.

No more roots, I want to be light, like a feather.

At a certain age, you must ask yourself a fundamental question:

How long will I live? It's the year 2000,

I can't wait for things to happen.

I have to grab what I want, get back in circulation,

I have to attack life, experiment.

I have to sleep, if you keep cackling, I can't.

Elena, get some sleep yourself, forget Tiziana, Viviana...

It's time to come to bed, or you'll wake me.

She's aged...

a lot.

So many cakes!

You could stay for lunch.

- A girl's already invited me. - She can come too.

No, she invited me, she must be around here.

Let's look for her!

- Who's that superb hunk? - He's a jerk.

- You know him? - No, I know he's a shit racist.

- He acts like only he’s got it. - Makes it exciting.

Who invited him?

Oh, he's the mystery man?

- I guess so. - Nice buy!

He's just a piece of meat.

- Since when are you a vegetarian? - Fabio, Elena...

This is Antonio.

- Coming to the table? - He's Silvia's boyfriend.

My father.

Let's sit down.

You just brought him along?

I did it for you, you were curious! Satisfied?

I'd say you are, darling.

Why not keep it in a garage? It's safer.

He wants to flash it.

Are you jerking me? They tried to steal it twice!

You leave the hood down, you never raise it.

- They'd slash it. - It's hot, how about a motorcycle?

It doesn't start or it starts and floods.

It seizes.

- What? - That's what you say.

An engine that seizes is heating irregularly,

when it's not hermetically sealed, air can get in.

The friction increases for lack of lubrication.

That's a lot clearer, it seizes!

There's a simple remedy:

tighten the cylinder nuts, the cylinder head and spark plugs,

that eliminates the lack of a hermetic seal.

Antonio is a mechanic, he owns a garage.

Is that where you met? He fixed your skates?

- No, we met at a disco. - How original!

Better than a chat room, I know who I'm getting!

- I noticed! - Would you like him?

It's my fucking fault he wrecked it again? He'll sue?

He's a fucking faggot!

Tell that frigging queer I'll bust his ass!

Ascent of Oxford!

I won't, he'd like that! The car was perfect.

He has it in for me, he thinks I screwed his wife,

a mega whore who shoved it at me a thousand times,

even she knows her husband's a faggot!

You deal with it, or it won't end up pretty!

I can't stand these hysterical fairies, I'd like to send them!

So, you didn't find me, not today or tomorrow.

- Sorry, problems with a customer, a jerk. - He's not the only one.

- Who's the other? - Think about it.

Thank you for this splendid evening,

our view of life is clearer now, so we can go off to bed.

Silvia, your surprises are endless! Will you be home?

Of course, tomorrow morning.

You live with him?

Yeah, with this hysterical fairy, poor thing.

Sir... Goodbye, ma'am.

Her men are her business, but just don't introduce him.

Silvia's irredeemable, she took this twerp!

You don't like him at all?

You do?

- Not a bit! - He's homophobic.

- Meaning? - And a racist.

- How do you know? - I just do.

- Silvia can't want that guy. - You can't say who I'm with.

He's a troglodyte, what do you talk about, cars?

- We don't talk. - What do they do?

We screw, it's great.

You can't be with a guy just for a good screw.

For lots less! You don't even know their names.

But you're having an affair, just screw him!

- Are you in love? - I don't know!

- But you're pushing me. - What's it to us?

Lots, everyone's against me!

The more you're against him, the more I stick.

- I'm better off with him. - You'd fall in love to spite us?

- Do what you want. - Tell Fabio!

He thinks our men are never worthy of us!

That's not true, I love Giorgio.

Antonio twists my balls and we do his.

- He said I'm... - What?

A touchy little faggot.

- And Giorgio? - Asslick with money.

- How about Elena? - She's like Holy Mary.

Thinks acts like only she’s got it.

I don't give a shit about your friends.

I never want to see them again.

- Here's Gianna Nannini! - Idiot!

- What's your Tuscan Fascist doing? - Waiting for me.

- Why doesn't he come over? - He thinks the place is crap.

- Or we're crap? - He knows you snob him.

I'd never snob a guy like that, I'd do other things.