Comedy Chaos

Comedy Chaos (Komedi Kacau)

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Season 1

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Komedi Kacau S1EP02 NF-RT-00:32:43
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Published on: 2024-02-16
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WIFE'S PERMISSION PUNCHLINE

Hold on. I can't go through the front door.

Loli will find out.

I've gotta go out the side door. Wait.

Still not safe. I'll call you.

Morning, babe!

-Morning, Panca! -Panca?

Yesterday…

What? What did you say?

Hold on. The reception's bad.

I almost forgot.

Jennie, Rose, Jisoo, I have to go.

Lisa, take care of the house. Behave.

Why are you leaving this early?

You usually do too, right?

I'm meeting up with my high school friends.

You don't have a job or friends. Where are you going?

-Yeah? -Hi, Lol.

-What? The reception's awful. -Loli?

The girls are talking about you.

What did they say?

They said, out of all of us, you contribute the least.

Don't you have any fun stories?

Intan and Rosa said that?

Yeah, they did.

COMEDY CHAOS

It happens every day.

Hi, everyone.

This is why we're closed for the day.

I want to explain everything technical about our club

to our new owner!

Thank you, everyone.

So, let's work together.

Yes, please.

You saved my life, bro.

And you're about to end mine.

-Stop it. -Sorry.

Come on. Let's have a seat.

-Where's your wife? -That's the thing.

I told her I wanted to have a business that makes people happy.

But I haven't told her I bought this club.

And I want to, but I'm afraid she might be against it.

When will you bring her here?

Later. When the time is right.

I like that. A husband who'd rather ask for forgiveness than permission.

No need to clap, please. It's not an achievement.

I'd rather ask for money.

Don't ask Panca for money yet.

-Our club isn't doing well. -That's right.

-It's not doing well? -Yes.

Relax. We're opening tomorrow.

I will invite a great YouTuber to review our club.

Who is it?

Hello, everyone!

I'm Ichal, and welcome back to Ichal TV Channel. The coolest YouTuber…

It must cost a lot to invite him.

I sent an email to Ichal TV Channel. If he comes, we need to roast him.

He'll love it, and then he'll talk about it on his channel.

Ali, you'll do the roasting, okay?

Why do I have to do all the work?

Please, Ali.

I want to collab with him, but we need to make him happy first.

It's not my problem.

Ali, please. I really want to be famous.

I'm the only loser in my family. My brother is a bank manager.

My cousin is an operational manager. My uncle is the manager of Arsenal FC.

Even if it's just in the game Football Manager.

But he's a manager.

I also want my wife to be nice to me, although I don't have money.

I'll give you 100,000 tomorrow.

Pay me half up front.

-Here. -There we go.

-Panca. -Mm-hmm?

While we're at it. Wita here is part of our staff and our waitress.

I see.

Gatot is also ticketing staff.

Ready to work?

-Yes, Mr. Panca! -Don't call me that.

Yes, don't call him that. His name has "Mr." in it. "Mr. Nca."

So if you call him that, it'll be "Mr. Mr. Nca."

Get it?

Yeah, but it's not funny.

It's so funny to me, though.

Are you only funny at night but not during the day?

Yes, because it's hot during the day, and I can't crack jokes.

Get it? That's funny.

Please excuse us.

-Okay. -That was pretty funny.

Is this Comedy Chaos's regular comedian?

No wonder we're losing customers.

You need to be funny tomorrow.

Don't worry. Just watch this. It's a welcome gift from me.

Welcome, new boss, who bought Comedy Chaos from our old boss.

I'm so happy to have you as our new boss, Panca.

This is his photo. I got it from his social media.

This is him with his wife.

Hang on. You edited this video?

I did. I shot it myself and edited it too.

Using a paid app. Premium version.

But you didn't upload this video anywhere, right?

I did. To TikTok.

-Delete it now. -What?

My wife is on TikTok.

What if she sees it and finds out I bought the club?

-Delete it. -Okay, boss.

To the right! Nice!

Legs up! Good!

You can do it. Let's go! Try to keep up!

That tired already?

And hands!

Legs up!

See you tomorrow.

I can't wait to visit Comedy Chaos and see its new owner tomorrow.

I wonder how it will be.

I think it'll be fun with their funny comedians.

-Tanto. -Yes?

Why is the video still up?

Oh no. Someone duetted it.

It means it's good.

What? You told me you deleted it.

I did delete my video, but someone already duetted it.

Who is this?

Judging from her videos, it looks like it was taken from our parking lot.

I think she's a customer.

-Can you delete it? -I can't. She has to delete it herself.

So send her a message and ask her to take it down.

I don't want my wife to be mad.

All right. I'll DM her.

Stop messing around!

My cousin didn't believe me. I gathered the courage to speak up.

If she wants to know where the kid is, I told her to download…

-Hi. -…a tracker app on her phone.

So she'll know all the kid's activities.

-You can't! That's an invasion of privacy! -Why not?

If she's suspicious, she'll find out if she has reason to be.

Where he's been and what he's doing.

Do you know about that trending tracker app?

-It's wild! -I have a story!

I went to Zumba at a new place, and I saw Tirta picking up his mistress.

Mayang's husband?

Yeah. Do we have to tell her?

No, don't!

-Maybe they're just friends? -Can you kiss a friend on the cheek?

That's normal. I do that with my guy friends all the time.

Then hip-hugging?

They're having an affair.

No. Maybe she's his sister.

-Does Tirta have a sister? -How would I know?

You just said…

-It's her! Pretend we're talking! -We are.

-But cobras are actually really shy. -Yeah.

-Hi. -Hi!

Are you talking about cobras?

Yes. Because they're shy.

Mayang.

Today I met--

Right. Earlier, Loli

met her sister-in-law.

She keeps asking for money. It's so annoying.

In-laws are like that. Do you have any?

Loli, you keep gossiping about family. You need to socialize more.

I do have in-laws. I gossip about them not because of money but drugs.

Does your husband's sibling kiss him on the cheek?

Why would you ask that?

My sister-in-law does that all the time.

A kiss on the cheek.

No, I can't imagine their beards touching.

Beard? Your sister-in-law has a beard?

Poor thing. A girl with a beard.

-My brother-in-law's a man. -What?

-A man? -Are you sure?

Why is the video still up?

She hasn't replied to my DMs.

I don't know how, but we need to find her.

Don't worry.

In the video, she said she's coming tomorrow. Let's find her.

She's using a filter. How should we know?

-Talk to you later. -Who was that?

A friend. I haven't introduced you yet.

Introduce me, then.

Maybe later.

There's a business franchise fair next week. Are you going?

What for?

Maybe you can find something that you like.

Something that can make people happy.

Burgers make people happy. You'd like that, right?

Maybe not now.

You want to drain our savings?

Should I get a job too?

We've talked about this. I'll handle it.

The doctor said so too. You need to focus on the happy things. Don't stress out.

We've been trying for four years now for Loli Junior.

Being a man must be fun. No need to get pregnant.

But I am pregnant. Look at my belly.

How was Zumba?

Where were you today?

Why is it that since you came home, you refuse to answer my question?

I was brainstorming with a friend.

You're not lying, are you?

Why are you hesitating?

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