Big Time Rush

opportunities like this come Once in a lifetime, and when

They do, you gotta grab it and Turn that thing big time.

Turn it, and I predict a 90%

Chance of bodily harm, and I'm Talking about us, not them.

Wimp.

Huhh! It's stuck.

I had my pop star dream again Last night. This time, I was

Wearing my lucky white v-neck, And I sang a smokey robinson

Song.

What are we doing?

A janitor left the t-bar In the sprinkler valve, and do

You wanna help us soak the girls Field hockey team?

Yeah.

I gotta get new friends.

And now we run.

Whoa!

Whoo! Whoo!

This is what it's gonna be Like when I'm famous. Only,

The girls won't be trying To kill me.

Uhh.

Go, go, go, go!

Aah! Aah!

Whoa. Timeout!

Give james the helmet.

We gotta protect the face.

Right.

I love you guys.

Time in.

Where am I, and why Am I freezing?

You're in minnesota.

What's up, minnesota?!

I hate all of them.

Yes, I know.

And the state for freezing My latte. Also, I need A bigger coat.

It's our last stop, so just Focus and try not to make

Everybody cry. Somewhere here is Your next big star.

I can feel it.

I'm the star! What I need is A canvas with great hair that

I can paint my pomp on. I need A singing block of wood that

I can set on fire, so please Tell me, where in, uh... minnesota.

Where in minnesota is My fire?!

Ow.

Pussycat dolls make the pain Go away.

Yes. I love them.

I'm gonna marry her someday.

You're gonna marry Nicole scherzinger? How?

No, no, no, no!

I'm gonna be famous, Sing to sold-out arenas,

Have, like, 5 houses, * make the girls go crazy *

And then marry nicole.

Are you done? Please be done.

No, 'cause here's the part Where I shake the booty.

carlos.

Got it. Uhh!

Do you wanna be a pop star?

Yes.

Well, today's your chance If you're in minnesota.

Are you ready?

I'm in minnesota.

I'm gonna be the next Gwen stefani!

That's jenny tinkler From homeroom.

Gustavo rocque, nineties Mega-producer of bands like

Boyquake, boyz in the attic, and Boyzcity is lookin' for his next

Pop superstar, but he's even More famous for his quote in

"rolling stone," when he said...

I better than a dog. Then it's pop star I sing better than a dog.

Sign-ups are until 5 pm, So if pop star is on...

Your list of things to do... call all moms now.

You still have time.

I'm sway... mom, call me when You get this message. We need

A ride real bad.

Ring!

I got it. Hello. Yeah.

Uh-huh. Ok, great. Get here As fast as you can.

Your mom's coming!

No, but this nice lady's Sending her crew over to give us

A free estimate On aluminum siding.

Aah!

Kendall!

Logan has a learner's permit.

But I need an adult In the car with me and a car.

Kendall, do something.

What are you lookin' at me For? Logan's the genius.

What... I panic under pressure, And then you always come up with

The answer.

What? That is so not true, And... I know how to get there.

All you have to do is sit In the car. Logan'll drive,

And we'll shovel your walkway For free all winter long.

Come on. Faster.

Faster! Faster!

Do you have her purse?

Uh, purse. Do you have her purse?

Uh, purse.

What about her cane?

It'll be fine.

We can't be late.

I don't wanna break her!

your singing makes me wanna Dance. Off of a cliff! Next!

next!

get off the stage!

No! No... next!

That's actually the best Singing we've heard all day.

Next!

listen here, sister.

That's the worst singing I've Ever heard in my life!

You know these people have Feelings, right?

Oh, neat. Guess what I have.

29 platinum records! I don't Need feelings. What I need is

The guy the record company paid Me a million dollars to find to

Make my fire. And if you and I Do not find him or her,

We're fired! Keep walking!

Don't stop at the microphone!

Just keep walking! And good-bye.

Don't worry. Sign-ups are Until 5:00, and it's

One minute till 5:00.

Baaaah!

Get out! Get out! Get out!

Come on!

Oh, my god! Hurry up!

Go! Go! Go! Come on!

My name is james diamond, And I... I wanna be famous.

Fill out the rest of this Sheet and wait for your number

To be called.

Did you get in?

Yes! I told you.

This is madness! I'm a star!

I'm gonna be the next Gwen stefani! Oh, hey, guys.

Hey, jenny.

He's evil. I'm a star!

A star!

You, name.

Me?

Mm-hmm.

Oh, no, thank you.

I'm gonna be a doctor.

Yeah, well, I'm a desperate Talent scout, and you have

A cute smile, and justin Timberlake made $44 million

Dollars last year.

Hit me.

I wanna be famous, too.

You, tall, blond, And eyebrows, you want your

Dreams to come true today?

Sorry. My dream is to play Center for the minnesota wild,

But I'll also consider The maple leafs.

Ah. 810 is next.

Oh, look. You're next.

Dude, you don't sing.

Carlos, that was the worst Pep talk in history. Luckily I'm

A genius. I'll think Of something. Kendall.

Beat box.

Got it.

Stop it forever.

Uh, I just started.

And now you're finished, But I'm not, because I wanna

Tell you what else you are!

Get back here! I have bad words, And I wanna use them on you!

I wanna make fun of you... don't go in there.

He... he... he's satan. He's satan With bug-eyed sunglasses.

811. 811's up.

All you, buddy. Go get 'em.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Hoo,

Hoo *

hu-ehh!

No!

Not goin' to hollywood.

812. 812's up.

James this is your dream, Not mine. Remember,

Opportunities like this come Once in a lifetime. Now grab on

To that dream with both hands And go big time.

Well, he's not hideous.

I tell a joke or two *

not bad.

Deep inside, I know... *

stop. Stop.

I'm sorry. I got a l... A little nervous there.

Can I start over?

Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Start over. Why don't you, uh, Go outside and then just don't

Come back in. Ok? Next!

But I'm good.

I don't need good. I need The fire, ok? I need someone to

Knock me out of my seat, and as You can tell, I'm still in it,

Because you have no talent!

No talent?! No talent?!

You're the one with no talent.

You haven't had a hit In 10 years.

Hey, "girl to my heart" by Boyquake was a hit 9 years ago.

Oh, "girl to my heart. " let Me see if I can remember that

Rock classic. * girl, my eyes, And, girl, my mind,

It never stops after it starts, 'cause you're a girl,

A girl, a girl to my Heart, heart, heart *

whoa! Whoa! Security!

Hey, here's a new hit for You. * oh, you're such a turd,

Oh, yeah, a giant turd, And you look like a turd,