Baby Daddy

So what do you say, Riley?

Will you marry me?

- We need water! Somebody get water! - Here, here, here.

Oh.

Thank . I was so thirsty.

Riley, can you hear me? Are you all right?

Oh, my god.

What happened?

Oh, gosh. It was amazing. Let me fill you in.

You ruined my wedding! That's what happened!

You hit the deck! I haven't seen a girl go down like that since...

It's probably not for right now.

Do you remember anything?

Yeah, um, Ben was marrying your mom and Brad.

And how that story ends.

What else?

You kissed me.

Oh, you took me in your arms and you kissed me.

And then?

I kissed you back.

What? Was there more? Did I miss something?

Uh, no, that was it.

Oh, my god.

Baby Daddy - 05x01 - Love and Carriage

Oh, my gosh. Oh.

Okay, Brad, Brad, Brad, sweetie, are you okay?

I think so. Oh, god, what happened?

Oh, gosh, it was amazing. Let me fill you in.

These two idiot ruined my wedding!

I'm sorry. It's a *** thing.

When I get excited, I head-butt people.

Six times.

Six times I have worn this dress,

and six times come back single!

We said we were sorry.

Yeah, well, even Danny got to marry Brad once.

I wanna marry Brad.

When do I get to marry Brad?

Seriously, Bon-Bon, it's fine. Look, I'm fine.

So not about you right now, honey.

Should I at least cancel the brunch?

No, cancel my family.

I am having brunch.

Oh, I am having everyone's brunch!

And I might as well go to work.

Hey, do you guys have a sling that I could borrow?

I told work that I was in a train wreck,

which is actually pretty true.

Hey, need any help getting out of that dress?

Oh, no. These are just buttons. I do it all the... Ah.

Got it. Right. Buttons can be tricky, so...

Dude, I can't believe that you're so cool with that.

I wasn't at first, but a little soul searching,

ton of anonymous hook-ups, and a fair amount of liquor later,

I think I'm finally okay with my brother dating the girl of my dreams.

So you're dead inside.

Yeah, pretty much.

Maybe I should just give up on love.

Dude, you just need to meet your Riley.

I did. Her name was Riley.

Sorry, I'm going up.

Oh, that's cool.

Because so am I, I'll just...

Normally a guy has to buy me dinner

before I let him get this close.

Sorry.

So, you, uh, you moving in, or...

I am.

Seems a little small now that I see it in the daylight.

You know, if you put up some posters,

maybe a little paint, I think it'll look great.

I'm Zoey.

Hi, I'm Zoey. No.

I'm... I'm Ben. You're Zoey. I'm Ben.

Hi, Zoey. It's me, Ben.

Okay, I think we're clear on who I am.

Nice to meet you, Ben.

Send it back up when you're done?

No, no. Let me help you. Here.

Oh, I'm so sorry!

I am so...

I hope it's not expensive.

Hey, Tuck.

Do you think it's bad that I'm starting off my relationship with Riley

- by hiding things from her? - Oh.

Well, nothing is being hidden right now. Hello.

I just can't believe that I've been lying to her

about this whole proposal thing.

But when she said that she didn't remember,

thought, maybe she doesn't need to,

'cause the truth is, it was just too much too soon.

But now it's been a month,

and I'm gonna do exactly what I should have done in the first place.

Knock, knock. Hey... hey.

What lucky half naked man wants to walk me to work?

I just need another second.

I've got a big surprise planned for you after work tonight.

You're never gonna guess where I'm gonna take you.

You gotta meet me on top of the Empire State Building.

Oh, god. Oh, no. This isn't happening.

He's gonna ask me to marry him again, isn't he?

Yeah, probab...

Wait a minute. Did you just say, "again"?

He's going to ask you to marry him "again"?

What?

No.

No, I most certainly did not say that.

I knew it. I knew it. You do remember him proposing.

You didn't know what to say, so you pretended to faint to get out of it.

Oh my go... Tucker, I would never...

- Danny... - Be quiet. Be quiet.

Olay. Okay.

All right, all right. Fine, fine.

I faked it, okay?

That is what women do when they don't know what to say.

Or they get bored.

Yeah, well, get ready,

because I think he's ready to ask you again.

God, it's too soon.

I mean, I love him I love him,

but it is too soon.

Okay, I'll just...

I'm gonna avoid all romantic situations

and then let him know how happy I am

with the way things are right now,

like, in a subtle way, and...

he'll get that, right?

Oh, my god. Tucker.

Tucker, Tucker, are you okay?

Yeah, yeah. I just got bored.

Mm. Tucker, you were right.

I just needed to meet my Riley,

and I did, right here in the building.

Isn't that crazy?

Are you sure it wasn't the real Riley?

You know, she lives in this building too.

Her name's Zoey, and she's perfect.

You know, maybe I'll just hang around the lobby

until I accidentally bump into her again.

Oh, hello Zoey. Remember me?

Why, yes, I would like to make out with you.

Or you could try something different

like manning up and just telling her how you feel.

Huh, the truth.

Little unorthodox.

But I've heard girls go crazy for it.

You know what? I'm just gonna lay it all out there.

Baggage, baby, everything.

So, any of you boys wanna go in drag this Halloween as a cursed bride?

Brad and I have officially called off the wedding.

Oh, I'm sorry, Mom.

If you wanna talk about it, Tucker's here for you.

All right, I need you.

I need you. All right, listen to me.

Loo this website

right here and get your license to marry me and Brad.

But I thought you just said you were calling off the wedding.

Have you seen Brad? I'm not insane.

I just need

without Tweedle-Dork and Tweedle-Dumbass being there.

So, ll you help me? Please?

- Sure. - Okay.

Oh, perfect. Another 9-1-1 from Riley.

Man, white chicks.

Thank God. Look at this. Look at it. It's horrible.

I mean, it's a little uneven,

but is the thought that counts?

No. Don't you know where this heart leads?

It is just another step deeper into the vortex

that is my romantic nightmare. Please, you have to help me.

How can I help you?

Oh, whoa, whoa!

Towel?

Okay, just flash her your pearly whites,

and just let Daddy do the talking, okay?

I love you.

Oh, hey there. It's me, Zoey again. No!

God, it's Ben again.

Um, this is my daughter, Emma.

Uh, yeah, I just needed you to know

that she's part of the package.

What package are we talking about?

Look...

Zoey...

I haven't stopped thinking about you since we met,

and I think you should know that I'm a single dad

with a complicated life, who recently had this hard ***.You get the point...

Would you maybe like to go out with me,

Us, sometime?

Wow, uh...

To be honest, I've been thinking about you all day too.

But, obviously, this is not a great time.

My life is a bit of a mess.

I just ended this relationship...

An know, as I say it,

we kind of sound perfect for each other.

Are you sure?

I am so sure.

Then, yes, I'd like to go out with you.

Okay, perfect. Tomorrow night at 7:00.