Under the Carp Banner(Chikan waisetsu nozoki) (痴漢わいせつ覗き)

UNDER THE CARP BANNER

Production: Kokuei Corporation

Product Planning: Daisuke Asakura

Akiko Tomonari

Taro Araki

Naoto Yoshimoto

Takahiko Kobayashi, Kozo Ueda & Kazuhiro Sano

Marimo Yamamura & Chikuwa Aoki

Kanako Kishi

Music: Takayoshi Tomatsu Assistant Director: Atsushi Yamamura

Direction Assistant: Hiromasa Aoki Camera Assistant: Hiroshi Saito

Lighting Assistant: Kazeno Fujimaru

Sound Effects: Rikyo Onkyo Recording: New Meguro Studio

Film Development: Toei Kagaku

Corporation: Suijyosou, Outglou, Takuji Takahashi, Takashi Kajino

Director & Screenplay by: Kazuhiro Sano

SEATBELT - everyone knows, but forgets.

What the hell are you doing? Have you finally gone insane?

I was just so bored I decided to look at society upside down, but...

...nothing is different.

If you're that bored, why don't we go to the hot spring?

Is that the place where your big sister got married and moved to?

Yeah. And her husband is so hyper, he'll keep you amused.

Cool, cool!

Well, but...

...I only have 300 yen.

Why don't you steal a car then?

Is it still not started yet?

This isn't a film or TV, OK? It's not that easy to get it started.

Why don't you try another car then?

Stop moaning. We have to drive up the mountain so this is the perfect one.

Yeah, but this one has Sumo on the number plate.

I prefer Yokohama on the number plate because it's cool.

I got it! A miracle, God bless you!

What an idiot!

- What's that for? - A present for them.

What's wrong?

What are you doing?

Stop it...

Sex maniac.

And you.

You're so wet, it went in easy.

Yeah...more...

I'm...I'm coming...

Put it on.

What? I haven't got one today.

Finish outside, OK?

Fine.

Hey, did you hear a strange noise earlier?

I was so into it, I didn't hear anything.

- Ha, you sure. - What do you mean?

I said nothing.

- This is the place. - It looks like a proper hot spring hotel.

Hey, what's that?

Higher than the roof...

Ah, there's Koi. Hey, Koi!

- Higher than the roof... - Hey, Koi!

Koitaro is 25 years old, and was born on the 5th of May.

He's the second son of his family.

What?! The same age as me? You must be joking!

He fell off the roof when he was five and he's been like that since.

That's a good start. I don't think I'll be bored here!

Thank you for looking after Rikako.

I'm her big sister... Tomoko Okawa.

And this is my husband, Ryuko Okawa.

Goeruku.

He just said, 'Nice to meet you'.

Hey, introduce yourself.

Ah...I'm Kunio Yonezawa... nice to meet you.

Kuu kuu keukku.

He's saying you seem like a nice young man.

Excuse me...actually I can understand English, but French is a no-no.

You see, this isn't a foreign language. It's the language of the Kappa.

Kappa?!

Kuwa Kueppa.

He's always been a person who gets influenced easily.

Also, he tends to go crazy on one thing.

Kuwan kueri kuuzu.

He's saying not to say too many unnecessary things to you.

Since he read 'Kappa - The River Spirits' written by Ryunosuke Akutagawa,

he's started to believe that he is a river spirit himself.

Kuen kuwappa.

Kuori kurori.

Then...what happened to his hands.

Well, he tried growing webbed fingers and failed.

Rikako!

Kuori kurori, my sweet Kuori!

Kurokkusu!

I hate you, really.

- Kuen kueppa, kuen kueppa. - Drunk!

Um pappa, um pappa.

Can you wash my back?

I never thought that a river spirit would appear.

Your relatives are just amazing, huh?

But can I remind you that I'm not a blood relative of those two, OK?

But your big sister's also gone mad as well, hasn't she?

An obedient follower of the Kappa religious group. Yeah?

She's just being nice to him.

Listen, Ryuko was an alien before being a river spirit...apparently.

Can you imagine? He forced me to learn the language of Venus.

But anyway, the dinner was normal and I'm relieved!

I was worried that they might serve Kappa roll!

Can you wash me next, then?

Fool.

Hey, why don't we take Koitaro to Tokyo?

He believes that the roof of his house is the highest in the world, right?

Because he's never been out of this village in his life.

That's why...

We can tell them it would be good for him to learn how society works, huh?

Can you wash my ass, too?

Shokichi...shokichi...

Hey, can you suck my balls next?

Look at that! He's lucky! So lucky, lucky!

Incredible.

Incredible! Incredible! Incredible!

I'm coming...

Please suck mine too...

Can you clean it more?

You fool.

Come on...

Boring...

All the young men have gone to Tokyo.

All we got here are gramps and grannies.

That couple last night, I think they're from Tokyo.

Tokyo people are so lucky!

Hey, if we're bored, why don't we go and punch that refugee?

That's a good idea!

Wake up.

Go back to your own country.

You stole radish from my farm, didn't you?

And you stole burdock from my farm, didn't you?

There's nothing for you to eat here.

Except this!

Look, he's not happy.

Don't you realize we're allowing you to eat our valuable soil.

You idiot!

Why don't you eat it? There's nothing wrong with it!

Hey, he's really eating!

Then I'll add some fertilizer.

Ah...Koitaro!

You stupid fool! Koi-idiot!

Idiot!

- Look at you! - I've had enough, let's go.

But where?

Hey, why don't we join the self-defense army?

Self-defense army?

What? Don't you know about it?

If there's a war anywhere in the world, we join the good guys and fight.