Negative Happy Chain Saw Edge (ネガティブハッピー・チェーンソーエッヂ)

Back then I was looking for a perfect ending.

Noto, a friend of mine, died in a bike accident.

Maybe that's one reason for my impatience.

Damn, why did he leave?

I thought I should do something.

Something.

No matter what.

What are you doing?

I mean...

It's none of your business. Go away!

If you don't -

You'll die.

Snow?

He's here.

Run away quickly!

HURRY UP!

I've got bad news. Your classfriend Yamamoto Yousuke got involved in a chainsaw accident and has passed away.

Do you know how long I waited for him? Six friggin' hours!

Sitting six hours there looking like an idiot.

And it's all for nothing. Now he got away!

How are you going to take responsibility for this?

The Police! You've got to tell the police!

Police?

You've got to file a report of an offence or something!

A chainsaw wielding man flew down the sky?

Yeah!

Then he got stabbed in the heart and fled?

Yeah!

You can go file that report by yourself.

They might not believe - but it happened, for real!

When nobody believes it's as it never existed.

You'd better forget what you just saw.

Wait!

Don't touch me!

Hi!

Hi!

Piercing his heart doesn't kill him? An immortal chainsaw man? That's cool!

Yeah, isn't it! And hey, the man hit me in the face.

That's so cool -

YOU IDIOT, as if I would buy that! Beautiful warrior, my ass! Are you an idiot?

But... It really happened.

Whatever.

You've got paint in your face, right here.

You've got a wound in your face, right here.

Oh, a blade-- I mean the chainsaw man did this!

Man, that was a close call!

A bunny handkerchief?

The girl gave this to me.

A concrete proof of the beautiful warrior, eh?

Exactly.

Okay -

So you encountered this monster with a chainsaw -

and you also encountered a beautiful warrior fighting against this monster.

Even if that's true... So what?

Huh?

Even if it's true, it's got nothing to do with you!

Hey, you don't use your camera anymore, right?

It's only a waste of money.

I rather do painting, like this!

You see, I think it's best to...

So you don't need this? Can I borrow it?

It's expensive, be sure to give it back.

Playing protector of justice? How old do you think you are?

The same age as you.

Indeed, it's got nothing to do with me.

But what if this is a chance?

What do you think, Noto?

Hey, Watanabe!

What?

I'm risking my life for a girl, how does that sound?

Not bad.

That's something Noto couldn't do.

Yeah.

That means I have surpassed Noto.

We've got great food this morning. I cooked it all by myself!

We've got great food this morning. I cooked it all by myself!

Hey guys. Don't you have anything to say about the taste?

You bastards!

Oh, it's delicious!

You are a very good cook!

Yamamoto-kun, what about breakfast?

I don't have appetite right now.

Beautiful flowers.

Thanks.

Bye bye.

Next formula will be on the test, so be sure to listen.

X + 1 = C, so X minus -

I heard class C's Satomi got caught double-timing.

Double-timing?

Wasn't she dating the guy from class C?

Yeah, and then she got pregnant from another guy!

Really? Weren't the two guys good friends?

Yeah, but now they are going to fight each other.

"I love Satomi!" - "She's my girl!"

That's going to be so much fun! Noto, are you coming to watch?

Those two guys fight.

You don't have to run so seriously.

Running around the schoolground as a punishment for being late wasn't something to be taken serious.

However, he ran with all his might.

So I was always a few laps behind him.

I'm sorry!

I'm sorry too!

What's this?

Stupid. Let's go back.

HEY!

What the fuck! You guys suck so much!

What's the fucking "I'm sorry too"?!

Don't fuck with me!

What's this harmony?

Is this enough for you guys? Does this change your feelings?

Are your feelings that shallow-minded?!

Is love just fucking around?!

Aren't you ashamed of yourselves?

Kill him!

YOU GUTLESS ASSHOLES!

Always-so-calm Noto suddenly ran wild -

causing a huge fight.

What made him so angry?

He probably couldn't forgive them

because of anything.

Yamamoto! You've got some guts to doze here even though you failed the last test.

Yamamoto! You've got some guts to doze here even though you failed the last test.

No, actually I am gutless!

That's what Noto-kun told me.

Are you free, spook?

Can I call you spook?

One spooks around here, whereas the other one has become a real spook.

Watanabe, he always tries to do a little this and that.

But he never succeeds with anything.

He never finished his composings.

When he joined the art club he couldn't finish one oil painting.

The camera he got by doing part-time jobs is now - and forever - in his closet.

His closet is full of things he couldn't achieve his dream with.

Life is like music!

Youth is rock.

Now it's all in the computer.

Cool! Digital sound editing?

I have to, since our bass player is a spook by now.

Watanabe is desperately trying to search for his place.

Noto would say he's never gonna find it here - and so do I.

Finally! What took you so long?

What do you want?

Well,

are you going to fight tonight?

You broke your weapon last night. What are you going to use tonight?

True. What should I use? It's none of your business!

Hey!

What?

Can I repay you somehow for saving me?

No need. I didn't intend to save you in the first place.

Dinner! I'll treat you to dinner!

My name is Yamamoto, Yamamoto Yousuke!

My name is Yukizaki Eri. Nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you.

Eri-chan, nice name indeed.

Don't use the "-chan".

Annoying; feels like you think I'm an idiot.

That's not true, Eri-chan!

Didn't we fight together?

It's not over yet. Because of you, yesterday didn't go as planned.

I'm sorry.

Who ordered these?

I did.

Say, what was this monster?

It's a long story.

Doesn't matter, just tell me.

I encountered him a month ago.

I was coming home from a funeral. Whose?

Doesn't matter!

Ok, ok!

Anyway,

I was sitting alone beside the road at midnight.

Suddenly it started to snow.

At least I thought so then.

A man in a long black jacket appeared on the deserted road.

It was him.

And then - don't laugh at me -

I won't.

then my body started to feel lighter and reflexes got better.

No way, superpowers.

Like a superhero! Maybe you are one?

Thanks for the treat.

Sorry! I won't laugh anymore. Sit down again, please.

Then I figured it out.

I figured out I have to bring him down.

I'm the only one who can do it.

If I kill him

then everything will be alright.

She looked as if she was just about to burst into tears.

Who ordered coffee?

I did.

Why do we have to run away when you said you'd treat me!

Sorry! I'd forgotten my money!

WAIT, YOU BASTARDS!

Aren't you going to get a criminal record for that?

Don't worry. It's all cool if I just don't go there anymore.

You --

Me?

YOU IDIOT!

What was that for?