Carry on Jatta 2

On popular demand, I present to you.. Carry on Jatta 2!

"Carry on.. hey Jatta!"

"Well known, good natured."

"All the stars respect me, brother."

An ungrateful useless child! How can anyone feel any pride?

"World knows me as Desi Rockstar!"

"I can do anything for my buddies, near or far."

"I have never entertained losers plenty or few."

My dog is a dog and your doggie is Tommy?

Brother-in-law!

"Carry on.. Carry on Jatta 2!"

"Carry on.. Carry on Jatta 2!"

"Jatta 2!"

"Carry on.. Carry on Jatta!"

"I am respected, no matter what's my attire."

"World quivers, I am like fire."

Go away!

"I don't need anyone else, I play well alone."

"They sing my praises, not a single tune out of tone."

"That's why my enemies keep a tab on me too."

Daddy, he ran away with choti mummy!

"One, two, three!"

"Carry on.. Carry on Jatta 2!"

"Carry on.. Carry on Jatta 2!"

"Carry on.. Carry on Jatta 2!"

"Carry on.. Carry on Jatta 2!"

"Jatta 2!"

Sir, a touch?

You mean a hand?

The way you talk..

..one-day brother-in-law might enough up touching you for real.

You filthy mouth!

Just because I am a domestic help it doesn't mean..

..that I will help everyone with everything.

You say such things and you say I have a filthy mouth?

Brother-in-law's coming this way, you better kiss.

Kiss?

- No! - Damn you! May you be infested by worms!

May you be doomed! May you burn in hell!

You look like a sick buffalo's dung.

I feel like making dung cakes and pasting them on the wall.

He wants me to kiss!

Not a kiss, I am talking about a veil.

Cover your face with the veil.

- Use this. - You touched me!

Wait, I'll teach you a lesson.

I have a direct contact with the boss.

The way you talk, I think you know him closely.

Oh God!

Sir!

Sir, look at what he's saying.

What's this commotion about?

You better keep your wife's brother in control.

He says one-day my brother-in-law might enough up touching you for real.

I haven't even touched my wife!

I have always touched her in a decent way.

Why would I touch this innocent girl?

I did no harm to your innocent girl.

I was just correcting her Punjabi language.

Correct her Punjabi? Why is she from Japan?

Mr. Scholar.

How many times have I told you not to mess with her?

If she runs away, will your sister send us food from up there?

What wrong did she say?

I just said sir, a touch.

Heard that?

Even if someone doesn't think that way..

..you force them to think it in that way.

What harm does it do to you when her intentions aren't bad?

What if your intentions go bad?

Such a disgusting brother-in-law I have.

He is neither fair nor dark!

A middleman!

- I'll slap you. - Sir!

- Shut up. - Brother-in-law!

No matter how angry I am the moment he says "Brother-in-law" like that..

..all my anger just disappears into thin air.

They got me late once again.

What are you waiting here for? Go on.

Goldie!

Goldie!

Don't you want to go to court?

Why wouldn't I want to go?

You didn't let me take an off even when my mother passed away.

So why would you let me take one today?

What great deed did your mother do..

..that you sought a holiday on the day she died?

There's something called as emotions, you know?

My mother passed away and you dragged me to court.

You said the one who had to go has gone.

Don't let the client go away too.

It's because of these emotions of yours..

..all my work remains incomplete.

Whenever a client shows up you tell them.

We don't need eyewitness, we need blessings.

Instead of giving me 50,000, he pays 5,000 to the priest.

He promises them a win.

Well done. You will never praise your father..

..who helps people win cases every day.

Advocate Dhillon wears the black coat for a reason.

You are wearing it because your shirt is torn.

An ungrateful useless child! How can anyone feel any pride?

You know I hate your disgusting actions.

Then why do you keep doing them?

- Sorry. - You deserve a beating.

Now will you keep arguing over here or do you want to go to the court as well?

- I do want to. - Okay then, drive the car.

How many times do I have to tell you..

..we have the father and son relationship only at home.

In the court, you are just an assistant to me.

Follow my car in your bike.

Follow the great prime minister.

Why are you staring at me? I said, I am coming, father.

I'll go and have a chat with my tenant.

Jas!

Jas!

- Are you inside? - Yes.

Hello.

Jas, your papers are incomplete but you are good person..

..we are giving you Canadian Visa.

Thank you, white ma'am.

I thank you from the bottom of my heart.

Tell me..

What will you do for us in exchange for the visa?

Well white ma'am, all the Punjabis in Canada..

..who wear knickers with Canadian flag on it..

..I promise, I will stop them from wear it.

It is not right that the flag that should be on a stick..

..is wrapped around Punjabi legs.

Very nice. Give me your passport, I'll apply the visa.

Okay.

Open it.

- Open it. - Yes I will, right away.

"Carry on Jatta"

Jas, bro, I need your help.

We ended up paying 2700 from our pocket for the case.

I need the rent early this time.

That's why I am here. I want the rent..

"Carry on Jatta"

You cannot close your eyes and ignore me.

I want the rent.

Has he gone to sleep?

You still here or have you already reached Canada?

Hello?

Yes?

Canada..

Right when I am about to get Canadian visa, you come and break my dream.

Go back to sleep. I will come back after an hour.

You should wake up only after you get the PR (permanent resident status).

That day isn't far away.

Of course, it is not a difficult task for you.

You just have to wake up and say, I got the PR.

I would have got it in yesterday's dream.

But when the officer asked me where do I say..

..that I stay had greedy advocates house on 3500 per month rent.

He told me to first find a proper house in India.

You can go to Canada later.

- You say that we are bad? - Yes.

- You are. - We live in ruins?

Okay then, I curse you.

Whenever you die, you should be taken back to the village.

I knew it.

You and your father won't let me go to Canada because of the rent!

I will send the money from there every month!

At least don't curse me like this.

Jas!

Don't cry.

Don't cry.

Buddy!

Look, I am feeling bad.

Look my whole family prays that you should get your visa.

We'll then be able to say that someone sends us sandals from abroad.

I knew it.

You and your father won't think beyond sandals.

I was wondering neither of you believe in God.

But you visit Gurudwara every day.

Damn you. We pray for you so that you get the visa.

But listen, you won't get the visa.

Why?

Those who want a visa they work hard to get it.

And you are not even ready to leave the bed.

The less intelligent ones say you should use crooked means.

- And you know what the more intelligent ones say? - What?

Why work hard, make some else work hard for you.

I don't understand.

What are we talking about over here?

Look, you know how intelligent I am.

I didn't.. explain it to me properly.

Okay.

I asked Honey to get me married to a Canadian resident.

Then say it properly, I asked Honey to get me married to a Canadian resident.

That's what I said! I asked Honey to get me married to a Canadian resident.

You are saying , I asked Honey to get me married to a Canadian resident.

Greetings!

Most welcome to Honey Marriage Bureau.

Tell me, how can I help you?

I am here to find a match for my daughter.

I will make sure she gets married.

What's your daughter's taste like?

She loves pastas.