Kick Buttowski: Suburban Daredevil

Kick, kick!

Check it out, gunther.

I'm about to re-create the ending of rock callahan's mega-movie

rock callahan's turbo jetpack.

Gonna need to go cordless.

Kick, you gotta see what's on rock callahan's website!

Rock on, all you rock callahan fans!

This is me, rock callahan,

And i'm comin' for ya!

He said that in here i come, ready or not!

The next time you look for me,

I'll already be crossing the street!

That line's from el jaywalker!

Future award winner and dolphin savior, rock callahan,

Will be at the mellowbrook outdoor stadium

For a high-voltage rock concert and pyrotechnics display.

The greatest action star in the history of action and stars

Is going to be breathing the same air as us!

Which means i should probably lay off the lingonberries.

And two of my luckiest fans get to sit right next to me, rock callahan.

As long as you don't hog the armrest.

That needs to be me!

Yeah! With you on one side and me on the other,

Rock callahan and us will become best friends for sure.

Hey, kick, i'll go high, and you go low.

And the world can thank us later.

That was a blast.

Yeah! Or even better...

Hey, gunther, i'll go high, and you go low.

And the world can thank us later.

A five, six, seven, eight!

I get to be thrilled by the sight of me every day,

But if you want to see me in person...

Buy a ticket at your local food'n'fix!

We need to get down there, kick, as fast as we... Can.

Kick: The tickets cost how much?

A big old wad of cash.

plus tax.

We could tap into my horn of plenty.

It's where i keep coins i find on the floor at battlesnax,

Plus money i get on my birthdays and saint olaf's eve.

So how much do you have?

Sadly, i spent everything i had on this new horn of plenty.

I might have a few bucks.

Darn it! We need to make some money, gunther, fast!

Hey, you know, my stepmom's always after me to mow her lawn.

also, to move out of her basement,

But that lawn-mowin' thing is something she might pay you to do.

And so might everybody else.

We could be business partners.

You and me!

This is going to be great!

Best friends, working together!

Rock callahan's biggest fans

Are about to be sitting side-by-side,

With rock callahan in between!

Both: All thanks to the grassman kick and gunther lawn mowing service!

Whoa, whoa, whoa, rewind, amigos.

'cause there's only one of those mega-expensive tickets left.

only one?

Now that's a problem.

I... (gulps) guess i should be nice, kick, and let you have it.

No, no, gunther, i couldn't. You take it.

Okay. What do you mean, "okay"?

You're supposed to say, "after you!"

I did, then you said...

It doesn't matter what i said!

I'm a way bigger rock callahan fan than you are!

I should get to see him!

Oh, yeah? You wouldn't even know he was coming

If i hadn't shown you the website!

And you wouldn't know how to do this...

If i hadn't spent all day, every day last summer teaching you!

Well, this is quite the ticket-buying dilemma.

But friends always work things out, so...

Here's how it's going to work,

I'm going to earn the money and buy that ticket myself.

Yeah, except that "i'm" is me and "myself" is also me!

Keep that ticket safe until tomorrow, wade,

Because in the morning, i start cuttin' grass!

Let's rock! (bones crunch)

Let's rock! (bones crunch)

Let's rock! (bones crunch)

Mom!

Oh, kick, isn't this nice?

Gunther came over early to mow our lawn!

Up before the sun, your day is best begun!

Aw, biscuits.

I guess the early bird gets the worm.

And by "worm," i mean, "the seat right next to rock callahan."

You've won this round, grassman.

But get ready to eat my mulch!

Whew!

Oh, yeah?

Oh, yeah.

Yes, my friend. I pay you big bucks to mow lawn!

I give you contract.

Done.

Now time for mowing back of yard!

Backyard?

Or perhaps i should hire instead the grassman gunther.

No, no. I'm on it.

Hey, dude-bro,

Might be easier for you using riding mower in shed.

Done.

Looking what you have done!

Turning my backyard into very much like arena for dirt bikes!

But this is beneficial to me,

So i can charge good money for the use.

Outstanding!

add 'em up, buttowski.

Each of these signs means more dollars in my pocket,

Minus the cost of the actual signs, of course.

Well, i've been a money machine, too.

And not just from cutting grass.

that was worth the extra dollar.

Don't judge me.

One more job and i'll have enough money

To sit next to rock callahan.

One more and i'm there, first!

Kick: I'm here first! Gunther: No, me!

So, you want to mow my lawn, eh?

Which one of you will i pick to do the job?

What's that, oskar? (barks)

They should race?

What a delicious idea! You heard him.

Go ahead, i'll split the money between the two of you, fifty-fifty.

So whoever gets the money first...

Is the one who gets to buy the ticket first.

On your marks...

Get set...

Still getting set...

Go!

Look out!

Both: I'm here to buy the ticket!

I got here first! I got here first!

That ticket is mine! No way, it's mine!

you throw like a girl!

A girl who's gonna sit next to rock callahan!

Rock callahan hates you!

Rock callahan wouldn't sit next to you with a ten foot pole!

That doesn't even make sense!

That's because there's nothing under that helmet of yours!

Whoa, whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Dudes, come on now.

Wade has a solution!

Now you each get half.

These are worthless!

Worthless? Oh, no, dang!

Well, i'll bet you two will figure out a way to see the show.

After all, you are bestest amigos.

Gunther: Wow! Awesome!

Kick: Yeah, i'll say. So cool!

This is outstanding! All right!

Sweet!

See him? Yeah. Kind of.

Me, too. Sort of.

This is awesome. The two of us.

And right there is future award winner and dolphin savior...

Both: Rock callahan.

I wouldn't have it any other way.

Me neither.

Lingonberry?

Don't mind if i do.

(screams)

yeah, brad.

Hey! I'm in here.

Aah! Hot! Hot! (brad cackling)

Brad: Then why don't you cool off?

yeah, brad.

yeah, brad.

yeah, brad.

Why! Why?

yeah, brad.