Below Deck Mediterranean

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- Previously on "Below Deck Med"...

- What is on your CV is your responsibility.

- And I'm taking responsibility for it.

It's fine.

- I lied on my first résumé. Fake it till you make it.

- Derrek is an executive recruiter.

That's helpful.

- This guest is clearing the plates.

- So you say, "No, stop." That's your job.

Hannah's ----ing me up in the back of the house right now.

Sorry.

- You're gonna drop two aught colors along it.

- She will let you know, and then the colors--yeah...

- Let me explain. - Okay.

- Uh, we're gonna drop-- uh, drop the anchor

and then we're gonna pump the, uh...

- Conrad seems a little scattered.

Joao will be driving us out of this anchorage.

Copy. It's ----ing wrong.

"I am the captain now."

- Anchor's home. Anchor's home.

Copy.

- Deck crew, can you guys empty the garbage?

Copy.

- Go at 1,000 RPMs. - Okay.

- More throttle. - Okay.

- More, more, more. - Okay.

Okay. Five degrees...

- Yeah, you know, you can steer it. You're in charge.

- All right. - All right.

- Joao blows so much smoke up Sandy's ass,

it's like a steam train going into a ----ing tunnel.

- Go to number two. - Okay.

- I'm hoping this doesn't make his head any bigger,

or it ain't gonna fit through the ----ing door.

Living the dream!

One, two, three.

Whoa, that got really bright all of a sudden.

"Three over-easies,

one poached egg, one omelet."

Grapefruit juice?

- Yesterday, a few people asked,

so I just wanna have this ready,

while I'm not doing anything.

Not doing anything, but while the guests are okay.

Good morning.

- Oh, that's what the doctor ordered.

Two poached eggs, omelet.

- Okay. - Mm-hmm.

This is the best mimosa.

- It's good. - It's delicious.

Thank you. - You're welcome.

Okay, hand that fruit around.

I need something healthy in my body.

- Try to balance out the good and the evil.

- So, do you guys need help up here,

or should I jump on to laundry?

- Yeah, that'd be awesome. - Okay.

Did they use the grapefruit juice,

or did I make it-- ah, I'm sorry!

That's okay.

- Damn it, I was looking forward to firing someone.

- Boo. - Hello.

- You all right? - I'm good. How are you?

Good. Just towel rolling?

Just towel rolling.

Dating on yachts normally ends "Titanic" style.

- ETA, 20 minutes to the marina.

Such a tramp.

- But with Conrad, some things are worth taking a risk for.

I've gotta run off.

- Oh, man, is that Naples straight ahead?

Mother----er. - Coming into Naples.

- All right, I'm gonna go pack quick

and then get back up here.

- Just dropping it off. - Thank you. Grazie mille.

- I gotta inflate the two in the forward section.

- I'm really not thrilled about seeing land at the moment.

- All right, speedboat on your port side.

- We'll be dropping the port anchor.

Be ready on the port anchor.

- Is that our spot right there? - That's crazy.

- My underpants are pinching my boys.

- Is that a man-spread?

- Do you really drop anchor way out here?

No.

- There's good tension on the anchor.

- Okay, 3-0 meters to the dock. 3-0.

Untie the fenders.

15 meters to the dock. 1-5.

Ten meters to the dock.

Sandy, can we come back by half a meter, please?

- Use your lines. - Okay, copy.

Go for it.

- "Half a meter." Lord.

- Interior, interior, let's get into our whites, please.

Uh, deck crew, deck crew, Hannah,

Master Kevin's ready for luggage.

- No, I got it. I'm fine. - Do you wanna take it?

Yeah, it's fine.

- All right, guys, I guess it's time to go.

- Proud of you. - Thank you.

We gotta do it.

- Thank you, guys. - Oh, no problem.

- Thank you so much for everything.

- You are a rock star. -

- You guys have been a breath of fresh air.

- Thank you. It was great. - Thank you so much.

Well, I must say, this was really, um--

it was just an okay trip.

No, honestly, a trip of a lifetime. It really was.

- We have something for you as well.

Yes, we do.

- Thank you. - This is for you guys.

- Thank you, guys. all: Thank you...

Bye, guys. - Bye.

- Tears, tears. - I know.

- Whew. Another one bites the dust.

- I'm exhausted. - That was a big package.

- What do you know about big packages?

Not a lot, actually.

- That Corona's been calling me for three days.

It's like a ----ing man-bow!

- All crew, all crew, we are going

to meet in the crew mess in ten minutes

for our tip meeting. - Whoo-hoo!

- It's nice and thick. - Whoo!

all: Yeah!

- Anyway, I just wanna go through this really fast.

Um, Kasey, your work ethic

has definitely come up a few notches.

Like, I'm...

- Round of applause for Kasey on that.

- Yes, exactly. Thanks, Adam.

Thank you.

And, of course, Adam, he's always great in the galley.

She deserves it.

Deck crew, you were on it.

Your attitude was spot-on.

Are you happy?

- Absolutely. - Cool.

Hannah? - Good, thank you.

Just good?

Great or just good?

- It's--it's good. We're getting there.

- Just good. - Yeah.

Anyway, that's it.

$21,000.

Isn't that great? $18,000 euros...

- That's $1,000 off. - 1,480 euros a person.

Adam. - Thank you, ma'am.

- Kasey, you're doing a great job.

- Thank you so much. - Hannah.

- Thank you, Sandy. - Thank you.

Okay, that's it. We're done.

- Thanks, Sandy. - Thank you.

- Thanks, Cap. -

I'm gonna go talk to her.

- Did you notice that when Sandy recognized me,

Hannah didn't clap?

- As long as Sandy recognizes your work,

it doesn't matter.

Hannah, what?

Are you not happy? - No.

With the interior?

- Uh, I'm just getting a little frustrated

that we give her rounds of applause

in tips meetings when she's lied and--

- We're not gonna bring up her résumé.

- Well-- - Find something else, Hannah.

I'm not gonna have this conversation

about her ----ing résumé.

You can't tear someone down

and tear them down and tear them down

and expect them to do a good job.

Only thing I see is her every morning

doing her best to get breakfast out,

and seeing her put 150% in with a good attitude.

Hannah needs to take it,

and create what she needs with Kasey.

Okay, have a good rest of the day.

You're a 30-year-old.

Nothing you have got going on in your life.

Deckhand does not speak

to a ----ing chief steward like that, kay?

- No, she is used to being a bully,

and she undermines people all the time.