Oh My Baby (O Mai Baeibi / 오 마이 베이비)

My goodness. - Why do they have to be so cute?

My gosh.

I won't get bewitched by you guys.

Why are you talking to yourself?

I thought you did aerobics, but it looks like you're in a circus.

I need to dress in fancy colors to stand out. You know nothing.

What are you doing here?

Mom.

Let's go on a date.

What will you buy for me?

Just hurry up and get changed.

Make sure you get changed, okay?

Is this it?

Buy me more. - No, stop

We bought enough.

My goodness, come here.

Ever since I was young, I thought there'd be a secret to my birth.

I guess I was right. A real mother wouldn't have done this.

If I wasn't your real mom,

I wouldn't have bought you something so expensive.

It looks so fancy and beautiful on you.

It suits you so well.

Whatever. You're just sorry.

Let's say I bought you that because I felt sorry.

But what about you? Why did you buy me all these gifts?

Did you get yourself in trouble?

Gosh, no. Why would I get myself in trouble?

Why don't you ever get yourself in trouble?

You're almost 40. You should be more adventurous.

You're too honest and kind.

My goodness.

Then I guess I should get myself in big trouble.

You'd better not change your mind.

Promise me.

Why do I need to promise? What's with you?

I made up my mind.

And I hope you cooperate.

Hey. You guys.

Can you not fight today? I even baked cookies for you guys.

You know how to bake cookies? - Sit down.

Did you bake it with dirt?

You're such a picky eater unlike how you look.

Let's order pig trotters.

Pig trotters, my foot.

It's a special party. Let's order chicken.

I haven't been out in three months.

I haven't had fun for six months.

I've been craving pig trotters for a few months now.

Every day, I tell myself that I'll eat pig trotters tonight.

I promise myself that.

But once I clean the house, clean after the kids,

cook dinner for my husband, and eat the leftover food,

I suddenly lose my appetite.

That's why I still haven't had pig trotters.

And in three hours,

I'll be back in a world where there are no pig trotters.

Order pig trotters. - Got it.

Yes, order chicken.

Why do you have to be friends with a guy like him?

We were friends first. You came later.

Darn you. You're so annoying.

What's with her? Is she bipolar?

Don't mess with her. She has twin boys.

My goodness.

Look at you. Are you an alcoholic?

I think so. He got divorced, you know

I can hear you.

Just order pig trotters. - Order chicken.

Pig trotters! - Chicken!

Trotters. - Fried chicken.

Trotters. - Fried chicken.

I...

Shut it, both of you.

Before I order one of the two,

I have an announcement to make.

First, fill your glasses.

This party...

is to celebrate the second chapter of my life.

I, Jang Ha Ri, have decided not to get married.

Guys, why aren't you saying anything?

Whether you announce it or not,

it's not really up to you.

Take me for instance. I grew up never wanting to get married.

All I agreed to was a cup of coffee, but look at where I am now.

What's there to announce?

There was a slim chance of you getting married anyway.

Is this because of that blind date?

No, that didn't go any further because we weren't compatible.

Unbelievable. - Do you have dementia?

Have you forgotten...

that you were never the dating type?

Don't you remember?

Ms. Jang?

Gosh, what brings you here? - I had business nearby.

Anyway, I've been meaning to call you.

But that would've been a mistake since you have a boyfriend.

He's just a friend. The son of my mom's friend.

Is that so?

Right, then are you free this weekend?

I have tickets to a musical if you're up for it.

I'll even buy dinner.

A deadline is coming up for me, so maybe you can take someone else.

The tickets are until this month. Would you be available?

I don't want to make a promise I can't keep.

By the way, did you see the announcement I sent out?

I'll have Mr. Kim look at it.

He'll now be taking over.

I'll see you around. - You too.

What the...

He just asked you out on a date, you moron.

When will you ever learn?

This is why I never wanted to set you up with anyone.

I was clueless back then.

No, your DNA has been wired this way.

You're right.

I've never been good at dating...

and marriage is a long-shot for me.

So what?

There are more things we can't do compared to the ones we can.

Then why have you been desperate to get married?

Gosh.

You know what? Good for you.

Marriage only leads to a dishtowel or a rag in your hand.

Just like you have been so far,

live your life with a laptop in one hand...

and a take-out coffee in another.

Right. Well, thanks for your sincere support.

Anyway, there's something else I wanted to tell you.

Hold on. But I've received so many monetary gifts from you.

You know what? I'll buy you something for this occasion.

Tell me whatever you need.

That's not necessary. Save it for yourself.

It's not even important. - Just take it.

This is probably your last chance to receive any celebratory gift.

Zip it...

or you'll taste my foot in your mouth.

Anyway, I...

So did you order the trotters?

Fried chicken comes first.

Order the trotters right away.

No, fried chicken. - Trotters.

Fried chicken!

You two... - No to trotters!

You two! - Fine, I'll order it myself.

Trotters are what I love. - Unbelievable.

I have no one looking out for me. - You jerk.

You can't receive infertility treatments...

unless you're married.

The only exceptions are for women in a de facto marriage.

You need a spouse's consent to receive sperm from a donor.

So what's the best way to get pregnant within six months?

You can marry a man and get pregnant with him...

or...

find some random guy and get knocked up.

What happens if I have the baby without his knowledge...

and he finds out that I lied about it?

Well...

It's like the storyline of my favorite soap opera.

Anyway, an unmarried woman can't find a sperm donor in Korea.

There aren't many donors for even all the infertile couples.

I'm also a patient who was diagnosed as infertile.

The law is against it, so you must find another way.

I must find another way? - That's right.

On your own.

It's me. - Why haven't you been picking up?

How was the move? - Fine.

It's the anniversary of dad's death next Wednesday.

I know.

You'll be there, right?

Sure.

Be there. Mom's hoping to see you.

Ms. Jang.

Are you still embarrassed to see me?

No, I couldn't be more comfortable around you.

Is that so? Me too.

What? What now?

Thank you for working with us on the cover.

Let me thank you for the car ride with a meal.

Just tell me what it is you want.

It's not like we're close enough to communicate through gazes.

I got it. I take back what I said about avoiding you.

Bingo. - Gosh, I'm smart.

Like I said...

Was I tricked just now?

Unbelievable.

Sorry, everyone.

Be more punctual. - Sure thing.

"How Won Bin and Lee Na Young raise their son."

How exactly do they raise their son?

I'll meet them and ask. - How do you expect to do that?

I'll try and schedule an interview.

Go ahead. Who knows?

We might have our first sold-out issue thanks to you.

Yes, boss.

Interviewing celebrities...

won't help you get hired at a fashion magazine.

Suggest items that are doable, not those that are a dream of yours.

Next.

Where are we on the search for a columnist?

What about that friend who's living off you and your mom?