Trickster

Jared: Arson and insurance fraud to settle a drug debt?

Maggie: We're splitting it 50/50.

Richie is staying with us for a while.

Sarah: It's my third foster home this year,

Figure I'll be on to the next by thanksgiving.

I gotta go.

This is my buddy, wade.

Funny, but you got my eyes.

Came to see my son.

I killed you.

I won't let you worm your way out this time, weeg'it.

You stay the fuck away from me and jared,

Or I'll kill you for good.

Richie: Whatcha think?

That you're overcompensating.

Loser.

Where's your mom already?

I don't know and I don't care.

Hey, show some respect.

That's your mom you're dissin'.

She's probably looking for someone

Who doesn't smell like ass.

I'll tell you what,

While your mom is m.I.A,

You are gonna fuck off

And stay someplace else.

Man, that's not even sharp.

If you laid a finger on me my mom would end you.

Richie: Oh jared,

Still needs his mommy to fight his battles for him.

Some sweet.

Ow!

What the hell?

You fuck with the bull, you get the horns.

I'm gonna shower.

Oh my god, no.

What an asshole.

Forget your combo?

Oh, you look like shit.

Because I slept like shit.

I saw something weird last night.

Some hairless animal thing

Eating rotten meat out of sarah's trash can.

Well, it's either you're hitting the sauce too hard,

Or your dream's a metaphor.

For what?

Think about it.

A naked animal gorging through sarah's trash can.

Dude, it's clearly about your insatiable lust for sarah.

Whatever, man.

Yeah it's a serious boner dream for sure, dude.

Ah, speakin' of sperm, how's your dad?

Phil or wade?

Wade-ster, man.

Oh, forget about that guy.

Why, what happened?

Nothing, literally.

Like, we were supposed to chill and hang out,

But then he just-

Just dipped on me last minute.

Maggie: 'cause I said so and I know what's what here.

Maggie: You can chill.

Wade, got somethin' for ya.

Dammit!

Yeah I know, okay?

I know, I heard you.

Shut up.

Shut up!

Shut the fuck up!

Fucker!

Goddammit he was here.

I know he was.

Asshole. Say it to my face!

Coach: All right kids, step up.

Let's go.

I think you should try, uh, fabric glue.

Like you could do any better.

Let me show you up.

Seriously.

Here.

Where'd you learn to sew like that?

Sewing moccasins.

The one useful thing I learned from my mom.

Culture vulture,

Never would'a guessed.

Not sure sewing while drunk constitutes culture.

Beats growing up around white people

And their tiny spoon collections.

Did you see anything weird last night?

Well, watching a kid unboxing crickets on youtube,

Does that count?

No, no, I mean like outside.

No.

Damn.

What are the-

What are the homemade circles for?

They're protection headbands

For the student die-in tomorrow.

Oh.

To protest fossil fuels, dude.

Just because I'm not an activist

Doesn't mean I don't care.

Do you care?

Of course I care, yeah, I care.

About what?

Be specific.

You know, there's just so much to care about it's-it's-

Oh my god.

Check out the creeper.

Ah, shit.

Do you know that guy?

Not really, he's just my dad I think.

I'll be back in a sec.

Wade: Chip off the old block, eh?

What's her name?

What the hell happened to you?

I came to apologize for ditchin' you.

Not cool.

It's no big deal.

I was even gonna teach you how to drive my hog.

But not now, 'cause I totaled it.

Shit, are you okay?

Nothin' a little r&r won't fix.

No, I'm good.

You talk to your mom?

No, I haven't seen her yet.

Why?

She ran me off the road.

No, no she didn't.

I don't think she was tryin' to kill me,

More like aggravated assault,

Which is more your mom's style.

If my mom did that,

She probably had a good reason.

Or, or a reason.

Yeah, it's called passion.

After all these years,

Your ma and I still got it for each other.

Love makes you do stupid things.

So don't pull me into your guys' drama.

Fair.

But I'll sleep better knowin' she's okay,

Not spinnin' out.

Will ya help me find her?

She's on a bender.

When she runs outta money she'll-

She'll come back, she always does.

I gotta get to class.

Shit.

You gonna shoot, or shit your pants?

Hi, mom.

Hey.

Oh, there's a new character!

I've never seen her before, have you seen her before?

Huh?

I'm sorry, man, I'm just a bit sketched out today.

I'd be sketched out too

If my dad suddenly wanted to be my best buddy.

I just don't know what he wants.

Insta-family.

Don't go afk.

Go back.

And there he is.

I killed you.