Happy Days

Marion, we're only gonna be gone for three days.

I'm only bringing what we need.

Oh, this is the most ridiculous.

Let's thank Peter.

Let's say goodbye here.

Are you sure you're not gonna mind me dating this weekend, Rich?

Me?

Oh, you silly goose.

I'm gonna be with my parents, so you go ahead and you have a good time.

Well, Fonzie will be up there too.

Right, I might have to find him a date.

Find Fonzie a date.

Boy, I'm gonna miss that sense of humor.

Oh.

Hi, Fonz.

Hi, Fonz.

I'll load up the car.

Right.

You got it?

Yeah.

Hey.

Fonz, you gonna ride up to Lake Pinewood with us?

No, I'm gonna take my bike.

Four wheels make me very nervous.

Oh, yeah, dumb question.

Well, bon voyage, Fonz.

Let me ask you a question.

Do you believe in destiny, Ray?

I believe in everything a little bit, Fonz.

Good.

A mile away from Pinewood Lake lies the Bumper Guard Farm.

That's good to know.

Thank you, Fonz.

Well, I'll see you up there.

And on that farm is Helga and Inga.

E-I-E-I-O, really.

That makes sense.

I better get going, Fonz.

I gotta get this suitcase.

I wanna tell you, this is an opportunity of a lifetime.

We're talking two luscious milkmaids.

We're talking legends.

Who are so, so lonely it could make you cry.

Can we let those women stay that lonely?

Well, Fonz, I don't know.

I... Helga and Inga.

Oh.

Yeah, they are gorgeous.

Why are they lonely?

Very strict, Fonz.

Yeah?

Fonz, I can't see the whole article.

Could you move your hand?

Just a stupid headline, Rich.

Dairy farmer shoots Tupperware salesman.

Enraged father, Vernon Bumpergard, yesterday shot...

Fonz, that man is more than strict.

He didn't mean it.

Listen, by the time you get up to Pinewood Lake, I will have a foolproof plan.

E-I, E-I, O...

Isn't this breathtaking, Howard?

Look at the beautiful lake.

Yeah, I hope the fish are biting.

I hope the mosquitoes aren't.

Richard, why don't you come down to the lake with us?

Maybe we'll see some goons.

That's loons, Marion.

Oh, yes, who goes to Holly?

No thanks, Mom.

I'm gonna write Lori Beth a letter.

Well, you'll beat the letter home, Rich.

Yeah, and when that letter arrives, ha, ha, ha, ha.

Hey, what, you gonna go fishing or something?

Eh, maybe.

Your mother and I have a bet on to see how long it takes before Joanie spots... I see hunks!

I lose.

Howard, you should have... I've known better.

Hunks are everywhere.

Hey, look, they're surveyors.

Yes, they are, and they're certainly surveying Joanie.

They'll be for long.

Hi, fellas!

I see you've met my almost 17-year-old daughter.

Here we are, Lake Pinewood.

Fonz, this is an aerial map.

Yeah, that's correct.

We're gonna go along this highway here up over the hill into the bar.

How did you get an aerial photograph of the Boomer Guard farm?

Lindbergh.

You know Charles Lindbergh?

Who's talking Charles?

I'm talking Ramona Lindbergh and her crop duster.

All right, all right.

So now, uh, how do we get into the barn?

Who is the greatest buffalo hunter of all time?

Buffalo Bill.

Wrong.

Cy McClintock.

How do you get the name?

Put on a buffalo hide and he tiptoed through the herd.

All right?

Dig this.

Oh, no.

No, Fonz.

Really, I don't.

Your normal cow suits.

Great.

Fonzie, I cannot do this.

I want you to picture those two girls and their dreaming.

Can you see them?

Yeah, they are cute.

Yeah, I agree.

Can you see Helga on the left?

No, Helga's on the right.

How silly of me.

Oh, that's all right.

That's all right, Fonz.

And you know what they're dreaming about, Cunningham?

No, what?

They're dreaming about two red-blooded American boys.

They're dreaming about us.

It's the 60s.

Cunningham, a new Vista, a new Frontier, and I wanted to share this experience with you.

Thank you, Fonz.

Thank you for this opportunity.

Let's get in the cow suit.

Which end am I?

I should have known.

All right.

Cowhead, you're going to muss my hair.

It's worth it.

Test run.

It's pretty dark in here, Fonz.

Trust me.

Trust me.

All right.

Fonz?

What happens if a bull comes up behind us?

If I were in your position, I'd make friends.

How far to the farm, Fonz?

Let's see.

Oh, yeah, there's the barn over there.

Okay, Richie.

We're on the way.

Check the rear.

The father, Fonz.

Remember, the father.

I think the coast is clear.

You can cut the moose.

Cut the moose.

Quite fine.

Are you sure the coast is clear?

Just get out of there.

Yeah, fine.

Let's recon the chicks.

Huh?

Do you see him, Fonz?

Do you see him?

Long stem, beauty's aunt.

Okay, yeah, all right.

Here, let me see him, Fonz.

Can I see him?

Can I see him?

Oh, sorry.

Long stem.

Breathtaking, huh?

Taking my breath away.

What do you see?

I see two barrels, both 12 Gauge.

See you back in Milwaukee, Fonz.

Come on.

Hi.

Hi.

Yeah, right.

Not up there.

Why not?

I don't know.

In here, in here.

Darn, I sure wish another Tupperware salesman would show up.

Yeah, and I know what I'd do with him.

What?

I'd grab him, hug him, and kiss him.

Then Pa would show up and shoot him.

Oh, Inga.

I'm so desperate.

I'm desperate for a man.

Me too.

What's going on in there?

It's your best, Pa.