A Man Called God (신이라 불리운 사나이)

Poo poo.

Join me, Hunter Spector, spectre hunter,

leader of the Academy of Really Good Ghost Hunters,

or ARGGH!

as I descend into the scariest place

in any home: the basement!

- Don't miss it or you'll be left in the dark.

- It's finally here, the live season finale

of the greatest show ever!

All right, I know you're probably saying to yourself,

Lincoln, with ten sisters, there's no way

you're going to get to watch your favorite show.

And you'd be right.

Every Sunday at 8:00, it's the same thing.

I was here first!

- But tonight, I have a plan.

Cadet Lincoln calling Cadet Clyde, do you read me?

- This is Cadet Clyde, I read you loud and clear.

I'm so excited!

We finally get to watch "ARGGH!" together,

and by "together," I mean you at your house

and me at mine,right?

- For such a landmark event, we decided

it'd be best for us to watch it separately.

Clyde's got a huge crush on my sister, Lori.

It gets awkward.

Hubba hubba.

- Clyde? Clyde, do you read me?

- Uh, you'd better hurry, Lincoln, it's almost 8:00.

- It's time to put Operation Distract My Sisters

So That I Can Get to the TV First

and Watch the Special Live Season Finale of "ARGGH!"

and Think of a Shorter Name for This Operation...

into action.

both: Cartoons!

Cartoons! Cartoons! Cartoons!

- Did someone say, "Tea party"?

- Thank you, Lincoln.

- Hey, I don't wanna be part of some dumb old tea party.

I'm going to watch TV!

- Not even if these guys are invited?

- Thanks, Lincoln!

Hey, Luan.

- I was just heading downstairs to watch TV.

- You might want to grab your video camera instead.

The twins are at it again.

You can't! You can't!

VIP only!

- This is totally gonna go viral!

- Ow! Ow! - Thanks, Linc.

- Hey, Lisa, I saved you a trip downstairs

and got that stuff you needed.

- The lactose, triticum protein, sodium chloride crystals,

sucrose, and galus galus ovum?

- Uh, you mean, milk, flour, salt, sugar, and eggs?

You say tomato, I say Solanum Lycopersicum.

Thank you.

- Yeah! Two minutes to game time. Whoo!

- Hey, Lynn, check it out. I filled it with helium

for the extreme player who demands more.

I demand more.

Uh, go long!

- Get over here, you!

Oh, my gosh, Leni!

- What? Is there a spider on me?

Get it off! Get it off! Get it off!

- Worse, there's a zit on the end of your nose.

I'm a hideous monster.

- Hey, bro. TV tonight

is gonna be rockin'! Yeah!

- Or you could have your very own

flashlight rock show in your bedroom.

- That is sweet. Thanks, Linc.

- Has anyone seen my phone? I need to live-tweet my show.

Hey, Lori.

Hey, hey, Lori, I found your phone.

- Give me that! How many times

do I have to tell you to keep your hands

off of my stuff? - Three, two, one.

Hello?

Oh, hi, Bobby.

No, I didn't text you to call me,

but I'm glad you did.

Thanks for nothing, twerp.

And that makes ten.

Like I said, I might not be the fastest

and I might not be the strongest,

but to get all of my sisters out of the way,

it pays to have a plan.

- You forgot me. - Ahh!

- Lucy! I always forget about Lucy!

Story of my life.

What are you doing here?

- It's the season premiere of my favorite show,

"Vampires of Melancholia."

- This is the episode of "ARGGH!" that everyone's

going to be talking about at school tomorrow.

Please let me watch it.

Pretty please with a black cherry on top?

- I'm sorry, Lincoln, but you know the rule.

I was here...

First.

No!

Ha!

- That's the old remote that Lily threw into the toilet.

Ugh!

- Sorry, Lincoln, I can't miss my vampires.

Edwin is so cold and tormented and mysterious.

Sigh.

If only he wasn't from another century.

Another century.

That's okay, Lucy,

you watch your show on the big color TV.

I'll just go watchmy show

on Dad's crummy old black and white TV.

- Black and white are my favorite colors.

- Yeah, it'll make watching my show

a little bit more spooky.

- Spooky is also my favorite color.

- Well, enjoy your vampires.

- Wait. I'll take the old TV.

How can only two colors be so heavy?

Here you are.

Now to plug it in,

so you can be happy or sad or whatever that emotion is.

And I won't be left in the dark.

Dang it.

All right, all right,

everybody just calm down.

- Guys, I can't see anything!

I think I've gone blind.

- No, you didn't go blind. What the heck happened?

- I was just plugging in the old TV for Lucy

and it must have made the lights go out.

- Of course it was your fault, Lincoln.

Lincoln!

- What? All I did was

plug in some dumb old TV.

- Hey, I know why the lights went out,

'cause they liked each other.

Get it? Get it?

That one was so good,

it deserves a cookie.

- Oh, thanks. So anyway,

what did one light bulb say to the other?

You're glowing.

- Oh, I already told you that one?

- No, dude, youare glowing.

Hey, wow.

- Everyone back away from Luan.

Lisa, Mom and Dad said you're not allowed to use

your siblings as experimental guinea pigs anymore.

- Yeah, not after what you did to me.

My face feels funny.

Classic.

All I did was infuse the bioluminescent DNA

of the Aequorea Victoria Jellyfish into a cookie.

I call them "Gloweos." Besides, now we can see.

- Okay, everyone huddle around Luan.

- I always knew I was the light of your life.

- Okay, so how about we get that power back on?

- Hey, when Mom and Dad are out, I'm in charge,

so first, we need to get a head count

to make sure we're all here.

- One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.

And me. That's 11. Yep, that's all of us.

We are all here and accounted for.

- You forgot me. - Ahh!

Can I go flip the circuit breaker

and get the lights back on

before Lucy gives me a heart attack?

- Again, in charge. I'll do it.

Where is this circuit breaker thingy?

In the basement.

- Why am I the one who has to do this?

all: Because you're in charge.

- All right, all right. Come on, Luan, light the way.

- That's the brightest idea you've had all day.

Ooh.

I thought I was staying in tonight,

but I guess I'm going out.

- Lisa, give her another one of those cookies.

We won't tell.