The Cosby Show

I Got It.

It's For Me.

It's My Date.

Huxtable Residence.

Yeah, He's In.

Just A Second, Please.

Hee Hee Hee!

Hello?

Jerry. Yes.

Don't Stay On Long.

No, No.

That Wasn't My Nurse. That Was My Daughter.

She's Home From College For The Weekend.

You Want To Make The Rounds With Me?

Sure You Can.

You're My Favorite Med Student.

Sure.

Meet Me At My House.

Okay. See You Then, Partner.

El Roberto!

How Are You?

Hi, Dr. Huxtable.

Is Vanessa Here?

Yes, Yes, Yes.

She's In The Kitchen With Tyrone And Aaron.

I Haven't Seen You In A While.

After Vanessa And I Broke Up

I Decided Not To Come Around For A While.

I Knew The Shock Of The Breakup Would Be Rough

On You And Mrs. Huxtable.

Yes. Well, That's Very Considerate Of You.

Thank You For Giving Us Time To Get Over It.

Where Is Mrs. Huxtable?

She's Still At Church Doing Some Committee Work.

That's Nice.

You Mind If I Sit Down?

Go Ahead.

From What I've Seen

You And Mrs. Huxtable Have A Beautiful Relationship.

I Hope You Appreciate It.

Yes, We Do, And Thank You For Being Concerned.

I'd Love To Have A Marriage Like Yours Someday

But I Doubt I Ever Will.

Son, How Old Are You?

Thirteen.

Yes, Well, First Things First.

Before Marriage, I Think What's Important

Is For You To Get A Job.

You're Right, Dr. Huxtable, But As A Great Man Once Said:

"A Lonely Man Is Only Half A Man."

Dr. Huxtable, I Really Need Guidance With My Life.

What Kind Of Guidance?

I Was Going Steady With Debbie

But Stephanie And I Made A Pact

That If She Broke Up With Todd And I Broke Up With Debbie

We Would Go Steady.

So Todd Broke Up With Stephanie

And I Went Steady With Her Until Amy's Party

And After I Danced With Amy

I Knew That She Was For Me

Because Stephanie Was A Sagittarius

And I Was A Libra.

That's Why I Was Surprised When Amy Broke Up With Me

Because She's A Capricorn And I'm A Libra.

We Should Have Been Cosmically In Synch.

Well, I Think You Probably Threw All The Planets Out Of Synch

Because You Had Too Many Women.

That's A Good One.

That's A Good One?

I Needed That Laugh.

Well, Good.

Uh, Robert...

Yeah?

Vanessa Is In The Kitchen

With Tyrone And Aaron.

Why Don't You Join Them?

Oh, I'm In No Rush.

I'd Rather Stay Out Here With You And Talk Life.

My Planets Are In Synch.

And I Have To Go To Work.

Oh.

Okay, All Right.

Okay.

Robert?

Oh, Hi, Dr. Huxtable.

I Thought Everybody Went To The Movie.

Why Are You Here?

I Felt Like Doing Some Dishes.

Are You Having Trouble At Home, Son?

No. No, That's Not It.

It's Your Daughter, Dr. Huxtable.

I Thought I Was Over Her.

But Seeing Her With Tyrone And Aaron

Brought Back The Pain--

Twice The Pain.

I'm Dying Inside.

Really?

That's Why I Stayed Behind.

I Wanted To Talk With Someone

Who Would Be Sensitive To My Sorrow.

Can I Get You Something To Drink?

I'm Too Young.

Apple Juice, Boy!

Oh!

Dr. Huxtable, You Know Vanessa.

I Want Her Back. Could You Talk To Her?

Sure.

I'll Tell Her, "Robert's Dying Inside."

That Would Be Nice.

If She Says, "I Won't Go Back"

I'll Throw Her Out.

No, That Isn't What I'm Trying To Say.

What Are You Trying To Say?

Why Don't You Tell Her How You Feel?

I Didn't Think I Had To.

Really?

We've Always Been In Tune

With Each Other.

I Thought She'd Sense My Vibrations.

Robert, I Think You Need To Stop Vibrating So Much...

And You Have To Start Communicating.

You're Right.

This Is A Big Help.

Thank You For Being So Generous With Your Wisdom.

I'll Pay You Back.

Uh-Uh.

Hey, Robert.

Hey.

Why Are You Here?

Just Visiting.

Oh. Where's Vanessa?

At The Movies.

I Talked With Your Dad

But He Went Out For Air.

Well, It's Good To See You.

Theo.

I Need To Talk To You.

What's Up?

I've Got A Date.

I've Never Met Him, So I Need Your Help.

You Do?

He Goes To School In Boston

And Some Friends Thought We'd Get Along Perfectly.

We Exchanged Phone Numbers

And We've Been Calling Long Distance--

But You Never Know.

So You Meet Him, And Tell Me Your Opinion.

Once You Date Him, You'll Have Your Own Opinion.

I Might Be Wrong, Because He'll Try And Impress Me

But Around You, He'll Be Himself.

I Can Give You My Opinion, Too.

Right.

Will You Do It?

Sure. No Problem.

Come Upstairs And Give Me Your Report.

No, When You Come Down

Ask Me What The Weather's Like.

If I Like Him, I'll Give A Good Report.

If I Don't, I'll Give A Bad One.

Okay.

When's He Coming?

About An Hour.

Thanks.

Well, We've Got An Hour.

Time Enough...

For Us To Have A Talk About Love And Life.

Let's Go Play Basketball.

We Can't Talk If We're Playing Basketball.

I Know.

Hey!

Jerry!

Dr. Huxtable. How Are You?

My Favorite Med Student.

You're Early.

This Is The First Time I've Made Rounds.

I Didn't Want To Be Late.

All Right. Give Me Your Coat.

Wait A Minute. Where's Your Tie?

You Didn't Mention A Tie.

Listen, The First Thing You Learn As A Med Student--

When You're Making The Rounds, Wear A Tie.

I'll Get One.

No, No, No.

I Have Just The Right Thing For You.

I Have A Tie--

The One I Used To Wear When I Was A Resident

But It's Lucky.

I'll Get It For You.

Make Yourself At Home.

If You See Mrs. Huxtable's Pocketbook, Don't Go Through It.

That Was A Cool Jump Shot.

Thanks, Man.

Not As Good As Mine, Though.

How Ya Doing?

How Ya Doing?

I'm Theo, Denise's Brother.

This Is Robert.

We Heard You Were Coming Over.

We've Looked Forward To Meeting You.

Have You Been Waiting Long?