Below Deck

Previously on "Below Deck"...

The marina's chock full,

so we've got some green people.

I was a cocktail waitress.

- I don't have a lot of service experience.

This is my first yacht.

I'm green as sh--.

- We have adrenaline junkies on board,

and no one's adrenaline is pumping more than mine.

- Hi, Nico. We met in Barcelona.

- This should be fun. - He was very flirtatious.

Very drunk.

- You're such a calm chef. Matt's tall, handsome.

He's from Canada, which is like a G-rated country.

They're very happy. They're loving it.

Have you ironed very much?

- Yes. I'm a mom, too. I have an eight-year-old little girl.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Whoa. - This is dangerous.

- This is a sh--show. - Oh!

- Mmm, mmm. - Did you want some more wine?

I would love some more wine.

- Oh, God. Get me on, get me on.

- Thank you for all your .

How's it going over there?

- I'm a solo stew right now. This is borderline dangerous.

F--ing hell.

- Are you trying to cover this stuff?

Yeah.

I wish we would've brought, like, the actual roll.

Gonna eat some food.

Gonna eat some food. - Deck crew, deck crew.

We're approaching in the red.

Copy.

Super duper.

- I didn't see that much of the Oreo game.

- I have a feeling she's gonna be a natural.

- She's in. - Okay, what do I do from here?

- You have to get it to your mouth without using your hands.

- Get it into the eye socket. That's where you want it.

- I thought some adrenaline junkies were gonna come on,

and we were gonna have, like, this crazy, heavy workload.

And they're just very easy going.

Now wink a whole lot.

- Might have to get your tongue involved.

- I'll play along. Anything for the tip.

Oh my God, she's amazing.

all: Ohhh!

- You guys are welcome to frolic in the sand.

- Thank you very much. That was wonderful.

- Thank you. That was fun. - Glad you enjoyed it.

- Yeah, we have all these beach chairs out here.

We have the Sea-Doos as well.

Wow.

I am f---ing Cinderella.

The washers are empty. The dryers are not moving.

It's like laundry Armageddon.

Bri has worked on yachts. She should know better.

- We're not so good at this. - So this--

- That one was never working. - This won't--

yeah, it won't work on the sand. It has to be in the water.

- No, I had it in the water, and I tried to make it work,

and it didn't work.

- Oh, I see. - I got it.

- Here, I can help you with that. You got it?

See, if I pull the trigger,

and then it asks for a PIN number.

Is that even a button?

I want to make sure it doesn't get sand in it.

- I'm not the brightest bulb in the chandelier.

I suffer from what I call information overload.

I will figure this out for ya.

Out of the 630 things I have to remember on the boat,

now I got these dang Sea Bobs.

I'll let you know. I'll keep you posted.

- Okay. - All the way, Bruno.

All the way.

- This attached here? - Yup.

- Perfect. - Cable up.

- Got it. - All right.

- Okay, Cap, right there. We're good.

- Look how wet my bum is. - From falling?

- Yeah. - Does it hurt?

- Yeah. I can't even move my wrist.

With this job, you need two hands.

I'll just work with this hand as much as I can.

It's just all part of the game.

You just have to smile and please the guests,

and worry about your injury later.

- If it makes you feel any better, I hit my knee.

- Hey, the guests are ready to go back.

- Copy that. - Whoo, good job.

- Here comes the "Intrepid," lickety-split.

Oh, f---.

- Welcome back. - Pull them in.

Help him pull that in.

Hey, Chris, Chris? Pull here. Pull it there.

- Pull him in. - Pull tight and make it off.

Oh my God. There we go.

- Step there. Don't step there. -

- Yeah, thank you very much. It was wonderful.

- Yes, thank you, that was excellent.

So glad to hear it.

How's the crew working out?

- I feel like with the experience level

I'm working with with these two, it equals, like--

- Half a person? - 3/4s.

I just don't think they'll be able to learn all of it.

I have this idea. We've could hire another stewardess.

- One more, huh? - Yeah.

Because I can do all of it for a charter or two,

but I can't be doing like this the whole time. I just can't.

- Kate never comes to me with problems, so when she does,

she really needs some help.

F---ed.

- Yeah. -

Ohhh!

- Two hands up top. - One more step. Come on.

- Hi. - Hi.

- Hey. How was the beach? - The guests are happy.

- Yeah. - I fell on the way out.

- Are you all right? - No, actually,

I can't really move my wrist.

What happened?

You hurt your hand? Great.

Now Bri has one hand. She can't even do her job with two hands.

That sucks.

A nice sunset.

- Don't be a soldier. Over here. Let me see.

- Could we have some crackers, or--

- Sure. - My butt is okay.

- Your butt's okay. - Yeah.

- But your wrist is killing you, right?

Butt is more important.

- I'm staying away from there. Suck it up, cupcake.

Yeah.

- So I guess that means no massage tonight, right?

- Not gonna pay for a one-handed massage.

- No, I'm not-- I'm not buying a one-handed massage.

- Captain, it's okay. This is my strong hand.

- I can't believe I seriously said that.

- And then you're gonna go around,

and then inside, back again.

And, oh, I see. That's not right.

- Keep pulling the loop. - F--- this stupid knot.

I worked on cruise ships,

but working on a yacht, it is a dream come true.

And you have a lot of things on a yacht

that I probably don't know.

But one thing I know for sure, that I'm a hard worker.

I'll keep my mind set straight to that.

- Deck guys, let's put everything away.

- Keep some tension on that, Chris.

- Yup. - I think Lee has trust in me,

but he doesn't have trust in the deck team.

I don't think I have trust in the deck team,

because they're just not getting it. It's embarrassing.

- Looking good. - Wait, wait, wait,

wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

We need to go more out.

- It's hitting, it's hitting on this side.

- Yeah, it's about to hit this other Jet Ski.

Oh, f--- me.

- I don't want to be crawling up somebody's ass 24 hours a day.

More aft. More aft. More aft.

- Aft. - Wait, forward?

- No, you have to go aft. Do you need help on that line?

- But I'm not comfortable with the deck crew,

and until I reach a comfort level,

then I'm gonna have to be out on deck all the time.

- These two lines that go in and out are gonna

interlock with each other.

Good work, guys.

- Made some really nice crab cakes.

What do you think, maybe like a little side plate?

- I already have them up there. - Oh, you're awesome.

- I may have been handed two of the greenest stewardesses ever,

but at least I have a nice, understanding chef.

I love working with Matt.

He is on time, he cooks for the crew, he doesn't complain.

It's like Canada in the galley instead of North Korea.

Crab cakes. - Look at those.

- Oh, my goodness. That's amazing-looking.

Brianna? Brianna, Kate?

- Go ahead. - Can you come up to the galley?

Did you say you were doing laundry earlier?

'Cause there was a completely empty washer.

That's not usually how it's done.

- Okay. Someone could've switched it out or something.

- You put dirty stuff in the washing machine.

- Are you telling me or asking me? What are you saying?

Which one do you need?

- A leader is more than just someone to give direction.

They need to present themself in a way for people to follow them.

I don't know if Kate does that for me. I can check it, but--

- No, I just did it. - Okay.

- Will you please stay on service?

Yes, for sure.

- Hello? - Hi.

- Hi. The phone didn't even ring.