Better Late Than Never

Europe...

Birthplace of Western civilization

and a world of unparalleled culture and sophistication.

They're back.

Didn't travel all the way over here to be boring.

Let's go.

Whoo-hoo-hoo!

Four living legends.

Ow, that's right in my toosh.

Saddle up again

for a European adventure they'll never forget.

I am a new man.

Starring TV superstar...

What a great dinner.

Henry Winkler.

Cultural icon...

It is a better quality rug, I tell you.

William Shatner.

NFL Hall of Famer...

Two thumbs up!

Terry Bradshaw.

What is wrong with you?

Former heavyweight champion...

Yes, yes, yes.

George Foreman.

- I feel like a Jedi. - And...

Jeff Dye as The Sidekick.

- Tonight... - Buenos dias, Spain!

Madrid.

Madrid is an ancient city.

Look at this.

Go, look at the footwork.

Oh, wow.

I know why women wear dresses now.

This feels pretty good.

Is the matador gonna put his penis away

before he teaches George?

Just when you thought it was safe

to go back on vacation.

You're a terrible matador.

Better late...

- What is it? - Testicles.

Than never.

Oh, what is on the...

- Oh! - Oh, Jesus, George!

Today we're leaving Barcelona and on to Madrid.

Or as they say in Spanish, Madrid.

Barcelona was wonderful. And we loved it.

- Now to the next adventure. - Madrid.

Known for culture, elegance,

great food, bullfights.

There's so much to do, and I don't wanna miss any of it.

Have you seen Henry?

But Henry, it looks like he's

gonna miss all of it.

Wait for me! Faster, faster!

I'm gonna miss him in Madrid.

Okay, come on. Hurry.

Hey, Henry! Come on, Henry!

Madrid! Let's go.

- Vamanos! - You speak Spanish?

No.

Goodbye, Barcelona.

This is beautiful Madrid.

- All right. - Madrid.

- Madrid! - Capital of Spain.

- Home of... - Bullfighting.

- I'm gonna bullfight. - You wanna go?

- Great food. - That great tomato on toast.

Oh, yeah. The great tomato.

- Wow. - Hmm.

Getting me hungry.

- How do you know all this? - Settled by the Moors.

The Moors?

This is a city filled with life and cuisine.

The cuisine of Madrid is world-renowned.

And I can't wait to get at it.

I don't know any of the things.

You guys gotta stop running through them so fast.

- Well, Madrid is the capital. - Okay.

Okay, all the Parliament... the King... the King lives here.

All right, let's decide what we're gonna do.

Oh, boy. First of all...

Well, first thing is George and I are gonna sit down.

- That's what... - I'm with you guys.

I am with you.

It's hard to get these old dogs moving.

So I planned a little something to bring the culture to them.

I'll be back.

It's time for us to do something

traditionally Spanish.

Hola, amigo.

Before we got here, I looked up

some Spanish traditions.

And one of my favorite ones is a huge tomato fight.

And I wanted to get back at Bill

for that weird Russian KGB prison thing.

Oh, my God.

How much for the lot?

- Como? - All of your tomatoes, please.

- Deal. - Oh, si?

- Yeah, Si. - It's going down.

- And, uh, hold it. - Tomato.

- Wow. - Welcome to Spain, boys!

What are you doing?

What are you doing?

You're not gonna get me in that.

- Oh! - Hey, toss some here.

Oh, God, he got me in the nuts!

- Hey! - Yes!

Oh, it's me! You son of a bitch!

- Me, I'm your... - Be nice!

- Oh! - Ow!

I seriously could not hit Bill.

Not me!

I'm four feet away, and I miss him.

Steeler fans are going, "Of course you missed him.

You weren't that accurate when you played for us."

Ah... Oh!

Is this how they make salsa?

Welcome to Madrid.

What kind of tradition is this?

Hey, do we need to pick these tomatoes up?

- This can't be good. - Come on, Terry!

You know, we've stayed at some weird places

because of Jeff.

This time, I decided to step in.

There's a place in Madrid I decided

is gonna benefit us all.

What you boys need

is some church.

I've been hearing that my whole life, George.

I'm taking these barbarians to a monastery.

I didn't know you were allowed to sleep at church.

- This is beautiful. - This is gonna be fun.

Give you some robes.

- Thank you. - Appreciate it, brother.

Sleep here? I don't know about that.

That's kinda scary, 'cause I think

in these kind of places, they bury their people

under the floor, right?

It's about time you guys had a Sunday school lesson.

I know why women wear dresses now.

This feels pretty good.

I feel like a Jedi.

Follow me, follow me.

Gorgeous.

- This is beautiful. - Look, look.

- Oh. - Can't sleep here.

You know what I watch on the computer late at night?

This place is awesome.

Hey, hey, guys.

Horrible singers.

Hold it, guys.

Hold it, hold it, hold it.

- Welcome. - Thank you.

- Thank you for visiting us. - Excuse me, sir.

You're so low, I can't hear you.

He's old, his...

Is he talking very low, or am I hard of hearing?

- I think it's both. - What'd you say?

- I think it's both. - Oh, thank you.

Welcome to the House of Love.

And the House of Silence, yes.

Rabbi, I am not good at that.

Not a Rabbi.

The rule is simple.

When the candle is lit, it's the time of silence.

Time of silence.

I like being quiet, like, for very short periods of time.

Not, like, a candle worth.

In silence, you can find the peace.

- Be quiet. - Because in that way,

you can heal your soul.

If you're not quiet, you will be punished.

In this life, or in the other life?

In this life, of course.

- And in the other one. - Oh.

Well, I just think it's weird that you'll be punished

in this life and the next life.

Seems unfair.

It's not so difficult. Please.

Please.

Yeah, I'm trying... Yes, I will.

- They'll never make it. - I'll make it.

These guys don't think I can take a vow of silence

and really mean it.

I really can take a vow of silence.

I vow to be silent.

See, I can take the vow of silence.

I don't need any external help.

There's no need to have words or conversation.

I'm vowing to be silent right now.

See? I can take that vow.

I'm going to light the candle.

Light a match.

How about looking forward to the silence?

Now, yes. One, two, three.

Can I take a picture?

I won.