The Price of Milk

Wall's stuffed again. - Oh, yeah!

Cute house though

Yeah. Little bit small.

Just as well we don't want kids, eh?

Yeah.

Here boy!

Hey, good boy, come here.

Who's a good boy then, eh? Who's a good boy?

Atta boy.

How's his agrophobia? - It's still pretty bad.

Most people would have a dog like that put down, you know?

Yeah, I reckon.

OK boy. Come on. Atta boy. Go home, off you go.

You're a hell of a nice guy, you know that?

Thanks, Bernie.

No. You are, mate. You bloody are.

Come on, 78.

32.

18, how are ya? Hey 97, 87

34, good to see ya.

Morning, girls.

It was delicious.

What d'you reckon?

Yeah.

Oh my god.

Oh my god, are you OK? So sorry.

Are you hurt?

Why don't you look where you're going?

Thank god you're OK

Just remember, keep warm.

What?

No wait!

Morning, Mr Bhana. - Morning, Lucinda

Here, let me take that. - Thank you.

How's your arm? - Oh, getting better.

Hi, how are you? - Good.

Have you read this?

Brilliant article on "Why men have to be unfaithful"

Rob and I are getting married. - Oh my god! Oh that's fantastic!

Aren't these cute?

Are you guys planning a family? - No...no, I just like them.

You know, just to have.

They're great. So gorgeous.

If I was to get a thankyou.

I don't want to ruin anything.

We've got each other.

Keep warm.

What?

You know, if...

...if the spark in your relationship starts to, you know, go out...

I guess you can tell, huh?

Oh yes....The signs are unmistakable.

What's in that suitcase? - Nothing?

Mmm, grocious. - More?

There.

I'm a little full, actually.

Are you OK?

Yeah.

Why?

Well, I was thinking of...

...asking you out.

Hey. Go home. Go home. Boy.

I wish I could sing. - I wish you could play the guitar.

Yeah.

Aeroplane?

OK, up.

Turbulence.

Plane crash.

Hey, sweetie? - Yeah?

I love you.

Hey. Stop stealing the quilt. - I wasn't.

Well, somebody was.

Maybe it was a Jackson.

Who?

When I was a kid...

...if something strange happened in the middle of the night...

...Mum would say: "It must have been a Jackson"

The Jacksons? - Mmm.

Who are the Jacksons? What do they look like?

They're small. I think.

What's so funny?

You're funny.

But don't you think this is weird?

I dunno.

But you're not even upset.

It was our quilt.

Well, it's not the end of the world.

Is it?

I'm upset about our quilt disappearing. - Your quilt? - Yeah.

Stolen. - You think so?

Yeah, there've been quite a lot of quilt thefts lately.

Really? - Mmm

So I hope you don't want a new one, because we're completely out. And of blankets.

What am I gonna do? - Sleeping bags?

No, about Rob? Serious.

The signs are unmistakable

I always take that corner too fast.

Is that a car coming?

Hi Bernie! - Gid'day

Tricky corner, that one. - Yeah! - Beats me all the time.

Congratulations. - Thank you.

Don't I get a kiss?

I dunno.

Thanks.

So, um.

You fixed the date yet? - 26'th.

I was thinking of roasting a whole pig. - That'll be nice.

And potatoes, of course. You can rely on me for the potatoes. - Yeah!

Well, I'll just...go and get my tractor.

Do you and Rob fight?

No? - Ah.

What? - Well, that could be the problem.

Sometimes, you know a bit of tension or a fight helps bring new life into a relationship.

What did you do that for?

It was an accident.

No it wasn't.

Well, maybe I meant to.

Yeah, I think you did.

Are you angry?

No.

What are you doing?

I can't sell this milk, it's ruined, it needs to be sterile.

Care to join me?

It's $1500 dollars worth of milk.

We can't afford to just throw money away, it doesn't grow on trees.

What the hell were you thinking, jesus bloody christ

Oh my god. - I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

Drosophila, it's for you.

Hello? Oh, hi!

Really?

So you were right. He's just gone all romantic, and we just about--

Where we going? - For a drive.

Hey, Lucinda? - Yeah?

Shouting at you yesterday...

...that was good!

Was it?

Yeah, because it made me realize how much I love you.

Damn, it sounds like 78.

She's got a really sore foot.

There you go, eh, you'll be alright, girl.

Put you on some antibiotics.

How about that, eh?

There's a girl.

Hello!

Goodness me, aren't you cold?

No? That-that quilt. It looks a lot like one that I've lost.

No, it's not.

In fact, it is. It's mine, I'm sure.

Where did you get it? - Got it at the church fair.

It's nice, isn't it. Lot of work been put into this.

Well, it's my quilt. - No, it's not.

I want it back.

Don't think so.

Yes, I think so.

Give it to me.

Look what you've done, you stupid girl.

Just go away.

What are you doing here? What do you want?

She's got my quilt.

Don't worry about it. You'll only make things worse.

Just get out of here.

I'm stuck.

What's going on?

Come on, get going, hurry!

Why does she need all those quilts? - She's cold. What do you think?

What's going on, you boys?

We caught her, Auntie. She was spying on you.

What shall we do with her, Auntie?

Take her away and set fire to her pyjamas.

OK, cool.

But make it look like an accident.

I wanna borrow my quilt back.

How much will it cost?

How much have you got?

Not much. - That's no good.

Well, there must be something--

What's the most valuable thing you own?

I might swap it for that.

It's silly. - You're silly.

Why didn't you wake me?

I thought you'd need a sleep-in.

The cows have gone!

They've just disappeared.

Well it - it's not the end of the world, is it?

What have you done with them?

I sold them.

Oh, well I swapped them, actually.

For the quilt.

See, it's back.

Have you gone completely insane?

Where are they?

You alright, mate?

What's he talking about?

He wants his cows back.

I wish I could help you.

But you know those cows are worth more than $400,000.

Be reasonable.

He's looking a bit off-colour, Auntie.

Would you like a cup of tea?