The Orange Man

Good afternoon, sir.

My name's Peter Walkins and I'm going door to door

selling my crop of oranges.

They're only $2 a bushel.

They're loaded with vitamin C.

Each one is hand-picked and carefully packed

to assure maximum customer satisfaction.

You're not gonna find better oranges in 200 miles of here.

And like I say, they're only $2 a bushel.

Why don't you go ahead and try one?

Not interested.

Look at that thing.

It's a thing of beauty.

Just picked this today.

They're packed with flavor and they're full of vitamin C.

It's good for you.

You guys are growing boys.

You need your vitamin C.

Here, why don't you try a bite?

Give that a try.

There you go.

Now take a bite.

Tell your mom and dad how good they are.

They can come buy some from me.

Now is that good or is that good, huh?

Oh, gross.

You rotten little...

- Hey, you owe me a big tip this time.

Hey, Phil.

Morning Barb.

Sure you can.

- So, have any plans for this weekend?

- Yeah, I was thinking about doing some huntin', fishin'.

No, that's too far.

Oh, yeah.

Oh God, it's him again.

That orange guy.

He creeps me out.

Yeah.

Huh.

- I'm here to see the owner of this establishment.

He's busy.

I can wait.

- He's here looking for you again.

Just tell him I'm busy.

- Dale, this is the third time this week he's been here.

Crazy Pete.

- I'm telling you, he's up to no good.

Did you see how he looked at me?

Hey I didn't sign up for this.

Barb, just calm down.

He's upset because we're not buying oranges

from him anymore.

It's business, that's all.

I hope so.

He's not available.

I'm sorry.

Well.

You go ahead and tell Dale that I left him a little present.

Oh...

Loser.

What a meatball.

Did you forget your purse again?

Barb?

Peter, we're closed.

- We're offering premium succulent oranges

for $2 a bushel.

Each orange is hand-picked and delicately packaged

for ultimate customer satisfaction.

How many do you want?

Peter, listen.

Let's talk about this in the morning.

I know you've been trying to get in touch with me,

but it's only business, and I have a new supplier.

- Well there are no finer oranges in the area.

- Let me tell you this as politely as I can.

You've gotta leave.

Here, you should try one.

- Take your oranges out of my face.

You shouldn't have done that.

- Deborah, did you make any breakfast?

I'm late as it is.

- How many times do I have to tell you Gerald,

if you want something to eat, get up earlier

and make it yourself.

What do I look like, your personal slave?

- Where you going in such a hurry?

- In case you haven't noticed, the computer

has another virus.

I'm taking it over to Roger's for a tune-up.

Yeah.

- Strange, it seems like there's something wrong

with that computer every other day.

Why don't you just come out and say it?

Okay, fine.

I will.

He's more of a man than you're ever gonna be, okay?

He's caring, he's affectionate, and he listens to me.

Now bug off Gerald.

Morning everyone.

I realize that it's Friday and you all

have big plans for the weekend,

but we recently closed on the deal

with the Walkins Family orange business.

Thank you.

It's part of a trust that we'll be taking care of.

40 prime undeveloped acres of land.

There's over 400 orange trees on there

that we're gonna be clearing out of the way

for our development.

Let me demonstrate.

Any questions?

Uh, yeah.

When are we lookin' to start?

As soon as possible.

Yes, Derek?

- Wouldn't it be easier to use dynamite?

That is so stupid.

Do you know how expensive dynamite is?

He's an idiot.

Good point.

Very expensive.

Susan, what are we on in contracts?

- Well we're just waiting to hear back.

I should have something by the end of the day.

Very good.

Well, that takes care of it.

Derek, I'm putting you in charge of all the legal papers

and documents with the Walkins family.

Got it?

Yes sir.

Good.

Estimates just came in.

The second one is a bit high,

but we've done business with him before.

Take a look at this.

- Um, I know this isn't the best timing,

but this also came for you.

- When is a divorce ever good timing?

I'm sorry Gerald.

She dropped it off this morning.

I didn't mean to ruin your day.

That's okay.

Susan?

There's gonna be a change of plans.

Tell Derek that I will be making the trip personally.

Yes, I understand.

All right.

Buh-bye.

Wilbur.

Hi Gerald.

I can barely hear you.

What are you doing?

Uh, hey Gerald.

Just killin' some calories.

What's goin' on?

- Deborah served me the papers today.

I knew it was coming.

Hey uh, listen.

How about getting all the guys together tonight for a drink?

Yeah, of course.

How about 7:30 at the Liquor Palace?

You got it.

Can I get you another one?

No thanks.

I'm waiting for a few friends.

No problem.

Hey, Gerald.

Sorry I'm late.

I got tied up in a chat room with a couple of hot babes.

- I thought you were seeing someone.

Long story.

Thanks.

Enough about me.

How are you?

I could be better.

She wants the house and the car.

Sorry to hear.

- After all I've done for that bimbo.

Strong words coming from you.

I'm sorry.

I'm just stressed out is all.

No, it's fine.

Hey, Gerald my man.

Reggie, Jimmy.

Oh shit!

You son of a bitch.

You drive like a bitch.

- Why'd you put the brakes on, man?

- Man, can't you drive this damn thing?

Fire your ass.

What's goin' on, baby?

Thanks for coming out.

Hey, it's not a problem.

Sorry we're a little late.

Jimmy here had to make a few stops.

- Yeah, if you call watching old ladies bathing

birdwatching.

- Didn't you get arrested for that last year?

Man, I didn't get arrested.