Mummy Punjabi

With Credit Cards on Indian mothers from films...

"Mothers are a very important part of Indian Society.

Traditional, sentimental, sacrificing

With emotional outbursts every now & then.

But brother times have changed. Times have changed.

Call it awareness or whatever...

...but even in far north of India...

In our Punjab...

Indian mother is evolving."

"And evolving how!"

"You too see it!"

Pratap Singh!!

Yes Mummyji!

Where is my juice?

Why do you cycle so slowly? Look at us girls.

Come on, silly, fast... reduce your fat!

Hello, are you from USA - No, from UK

Oh, great country...

Oh, I think so...

One day I'm going to get a daughter -In- Law from UK or USA

Oh!! Good Luck.

Thank you, thank you... - Bye-bye...

Welcome to India... Thank you...

Amazing.

You know... I have lost 200 grams.

And when did you check that?

Early morning...

Then it must be something else... not your weight,

I tell you, Chandigarh is a beautiful place.

Open streets, lovely flowers...

This is the best city to live in

Beautiful here Ah true true... Chandigarh is the best place

No doubt

East or West, our Chandigarh is the best

Greetings Mummyji

Greetings. How many have you delivered? - Three -Good.

He's delivered triplets?

No, the milk packets friend

Everybody has started called you Mummyji

And that makes you very happy!

Why after my mother-in-law died,

They thought I have inherited the title...

...along with her bunch of keys.

You know, we had lost our mind.

In India, everything runs in generations.

Granny to Granny, Mummyji to Mummyji.

All I can do is say yes when they call me mother

But everybody seems to forget your real name- Baby

Not everybody, my dear.

Oye hoye!!

Oh how Slim!!! Good morning Baby...

Good morning, Sandhu Sahab...

Why do you take this trouble every morning?

Oh my dear, you take the trouble of calling me Sandhu Sahib.

Baby, don't do this. You're looking lovely early morning.

Let me carry this, its too much weight for you.

Oh! Thank you.

You know, since the college days,

I know you and Rajinder,

Just because I don't color my hair, every week like you,

That doesn't mean you call me Buddha Sandhu sahib!

May your enemies get old, Kanwal. - You've got style...

What do the girls say these days? - Yes... you are a stud!

But you know you still haven't learnt how to tie...

...your turban like Navjot Sidhu...

I didn't have anybody to tie it for me.

Want tea?

No, I don't want to listen to lectures about cholesterol

And blood pressure from that grumpy, old husband of yours.

So do what I do Na -What?

Ignore the old man

Oh, I wish, I wish. Such a dream, I wish.

I am going to Sector 17...

...would you like tickets for the evening show?

I'll ask Bittu and Pinky...

Why not the Captain?

Then who'll take care of the Sensex?

Ah good! Creative Steps is really doing well, eh!

For what price you bought it? - Again your shares!

Babyji! Why don't you take the boys also forjogging,

Instead of letting them sleep for so late?

They work hard and sleep well...

Unlike some people who only sleep on their...

...bank accounts & their dividends.

Babyji.

I have given you all freedom to run the house...

...atleast let me handle my money.

Yes, yes. It's your money! Why do I care?

Keep the account on your single name.

I will get the succession certificate after you...

Anyway... Let it be.

You will never understand me.

By the way, I am going to that Singh's Bureau today.

How many girls are you going to see?

Till I get the perfect daughter-in-law.

You know sweet, simple girl for my Karan...

And an NRI girl for my doctor son Arjun.

I want the best of east and west. - And Simran?

What about Simran?

She's young, only 22, unlike your sister who's 32.

You are very big!

I mean let her enjoy her life and fulfil her ambitions first!

Babyji, no one can argue with you...

Not even God!

Oh Hrithik!

One day I'll come to bollywood and meet you.

It's my dream

Simran...

I'm sorry... I just don't have dates for your films...

Coz I got to cut some ribbons...

She has gone mad! I'm your mother not Rakesh Roshan!

And I see everyday there is a new addition on this wall...

Very soon you will reach bollywood via bhatinda...

And is this what you asked Chhotu to get for you?

Wow Mom! You are the best mom!

I hope you've taken your vitamins today.

Oh Mom, I'll have them on Sunday.

Once a week?

But son your skin needs to glow everyday.

Mom, forget about vitamins...

...you please go search Karan brother's...

...drawer whenever you can, okay?

Any secret? - Yeah big time! You will find girls there.

Girls in his drawer?

Yes, yes... First go and check.

Please wait. I will teach your brothers a lesson...

'What is wrong with you Karan?

Oh ho Mom, It's just a picture, not the girl!

I am looking for a bride for you

And you are gallivanting with this girl's photo?

Mom she... - You want to cut our nose in society?

I mean, doli on the door and...

Girl on the floor!

Look son I have seen the world.

Ya ya, on the internet chatrooms...

Plus 40! - You argue with me?

Lest your doctory makes you forget that I'm your mother.

Here we go again.

And I carried you boys in my womb for nine long months

And we are still paying the rent for it.

Mother... Arjun and I will marry girls of your choice.

Huh... not me! - Promise?

Promise... - Ok friend! It's a small price for peace

Karan Arjun... My two gems...

Nobody has such good, obedient sons like you both! Touch wood.

But son, the World is not what it was ten years ago.

There are harmonious changes in youngsters... - Hormonal, Mom...

Oh hee!

Girls are very clever and sly but boys...

...are simple and innocent and fool.

Son, I know you two are not on the wrong path

But one wrong step can ruin your whole life.

You know, daughter's honor is parent's honor.

Sons are our dignity you know.

And what about daughters... they can do anything?

Your Simran, she's having all the fun...

Don't bring Simran into this.

Girls are much safer than boys these days.

It's a woman's world after all.

"And that's Mummyji.

Like in most Indian homes...

...there is sex discrimination even in this one too.

She believes sons and daughters cannot be treated equally.

Her sons have to be protected from the big bad world of girls.

And her only daughter?

Oh well! Don't you start with me!

Hi!

Hello... hey! Are you the new neighbour we have?

No I am his ghost

So you play football for Chandigarh right?

No I just kick it on my terrace.

Don't you ever give straight answers?

And do you always ask silly questions?

Hey, you are so rude. I don't think we can be friends.

Friends? - Look I stay away from girls, ok.

I am a bit shy.

And my mom always says girls bring trouble! So please...

Loser!

Bhalla Sir...

Bhalla Sir...

Welcome to All Age Marriage Fixers. I am Rajeev Bhalla.

Baby Arora.

Sit... Sit down...

What is the matter?

Sleeping in this marriage season Bhalla Sir.

Oh what do I say. With people finding,

You know, partners on the internet,

Our business has gone to dust...

Infact it has gone so bad,

That even I'm finding problem to find a bride for myself.

What are you saying Bhalla Sir...

With your looks and personality?

Forget me, you come first...

I have come to you Bhallasaab, for good marriage proposals.

But it's very strange ji, with your kind of personality,

Even you are facing problem in finding the right proposal.

What to say, Bhalla Sahab!

You know it is so important to find the...

...right partner to have a good life.

And you know, these days in the World people are so smart.