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"ROOKIE SCHOOL"

WHERE IS SHE, VINCENT?

THERE SHE IS!

GET HER!

SHOOT!

GET HER! NOW!

GET HER.

GINA, THIS IS ON THE LIST.

I CAN WATER THE PLANTS.

I KNOW, THAT'S OKAY.

IT'S JUST ONE LESS THING YOU'LL HAVE TO DO, OKAY?

OH. DID I PUT TURN OFF THE STUDIO LIGHTS ON THAT LIST?

YES, NUMBER 23 AND 24, RADIO AND LIGHTS.

RIGHT BELOW TURN OFF STOVE

AND LOCK THE WINDOWS WHEN YOU LEAVE.

GOOD.

OKAY, HOW ABOUT FEED THE DOG?

YOU DON'T HAVE A DOG.

YOU'RE RIGHT.

HONEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH YOUR TENNIS RACQUETS?

THEY HAVE SEVEN TENNIS COURTS.

NO! THIS IS GOING TO BE A ROMANTIC WEEKEND.

I DON'T WANT YOU HOT AND SWEATY.

I THOUGHT THAT WAS EXACTLY WHAT YOU WANTED.

NO.

GINA, RELAX. WE HAVE PLENTY OF TIME.

NO. WE WANT TO ARRIVE BY ONE, BE NICE AND COMFY BY, THREE.

WHAT'S THE RUSH?

RESERVATIONS FOR A MUD BATH.

MUD BATH?

NOTHING LIKE A GOOD CAKE OF MUD.

MAKES YOUR SKIN TEN YEARS YOUNGER.

BYE!

YOU'RE TICKLING ME.

WELCOME TO LIFEGUARD TRYOUTS.

REMEMBER THE OCEAN IS NOT YOUR BACKYARD SWIMMING POOL.

IT'S DANGEROUS AND IT'S VERY UNPREDICTABLE.

LAST YEAR IT WAS SAVAGE AND EVER-CHANGING.

THE YEAR BEFORE THAT, IT WAS TORTUROUS AND UNFORGIVING.

THE RULES ARE VERY SIMPLE.

SWIM STRAIGHT OUT TO THAT BUOY,

TURN LEFT AROUND IT, SWIM PARALLEL TO THE SHORE,

SWIM TO THE OTHER BUOY,

TURN AROUND THAT BUOY AND COME STRAIGHT BACK HERE.

THE FIRST 25 PEOPLE BACK ON THE SAND ARE IN...

IN FOR A GRUELING TRAINING PROGRAM.

GOOD LUCK TO ALL OF YOU.

YOU FORGOT THE PART ABOUT WALKING ON RED-HOT COALS

AND WRESTLING SHARKS.

I'M GETTING THERE. THANK YOU.

WHO'S HE KIDDING? A THOUSAND METERS IS NOTHING.

I'M GLAD YOU THINK SO.

BECAUSE ANY OF YOU WHO DON'T CUT IT TODAY,

WILL BE SWIMMING TWICE THAT DISTANCE,

EVERY MORNING UNTIL ROOKIE SCHOOL

ROLLS AROUND NEXT YEAR.

THAT'S MOVING, INSPIRATIONAL.

YOU STILL GOT IT, COACH.

IT WORKED FOR YOU.

I'M STILL HAVING NIGHTMARES.

MITCH, I WANT YOU TO MEET JEFF DALANDER,

MY BEST STUDENT AND YOUR NEXT TOP ROOKIE.

JEFF, HOW ARE YOU DOING?

HE'S A REAL SOFTIE, ISN'T HE?

IT'S ALL RIGHT.

WHEN I WIN MY GOLD MEDAL, I'LL HAVE HIM TO THANK.

I SEE YOUR LACK OF SELF-CONFIDENCE HAS RUBBED OFF.

GOOD LUCK.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

PREPARING TO WASTE SIX DAYS OF MY LIFE IN YOUR LITTLE GAMES.

I DON'T SEE A GUN TO YOUR HEAD.

FUNNY, I DO.

COME ON! YOUR BEEF ISN'T WITH ME,

IT'S WITH THE CLUB.

THEY ASKED IF I THOUGHT THEY'D BE BETTER OFF

WITH A COUNTY CERTIFIED LIFEGUARD,

AND I INNOCENTLY SAID YES.

YOU WANNA CONTROL EVERY GRAIN OF SAND ON THE BEACH,

INCLUDING THE CLUB'S.

NO. I WANT QUALIFIED LIFEGUARDS ON THE BEACH.

YOU'D BETTER LEAVE YOUR ATTITUDE RIGHT HERE,

OR I'LL BOOT YOU OUT OF THE PROGRAM

BEFORE YOU EVEN START.

ALL ENTRANTS TO THE STARTING LINE.

THE QUALIFYING SWIM IS ABOUT TO BEGIN.

ALL ENTRANTS TO THE STARTING LINE.

TO THE MARK.

READY?

WE'RE ALMOST THERE. LESS THAN A HUNDRED.

LET'S KEEP IT UP!

HEADS UP! THE FIRST ONE IS COMING IN.

CONGRATULATIONS.

VERY IMPRESSIVE.

YOU DOGGED IT, DALANDER.

I WAS FIRST!

OUT THERE MAYBE, NOT WITH ME.

- WAY TO GO! - NOT BAD.

YOU MADE IT!

NICE JOB.

WHAT DO I NEED THIS FOR, MITCH?

PLEASE, TELL ME!

GOOD SWIM. NICE WORK.

AT LEAST HE HASN'T LOST HIS CHARM.

GOOD TIME.

WAY TO GO!

-LOOKING GOOD. -YOU BEAT IT, ALL RIGHT!

WHOA! DON'T FORGET THIS!

IT'S ALWAYS GOOD TO SEE A WOMAN IN THE FIRST RANK.

WAY TO GO.

WELCOME TO ROOKIE SCHOOL.

ROOKIE WHAT?

ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

YEAH, I'M FINE.

I'LL WALK YOU UP TO HEAD-QUARTERS.

YOU CAN REST THERE, OKAY?

COME ON.

I'LL GET THAT.

TARA BED & BREAKFAST

TWO HOURS? WHAT DO YOU EXPECT US TO DO FOR TWO HOURS?

WE HAVE A BEAUTIFUL POOL.

WHAT ABOUT TENNIS? WE HAVE SEVEN PROFESSIONAL CLAY COURTS.

I DON'T WANT TO PLAY TENNIS.

I WANT OUR ROOM.

WHEN I TELEPHONED YESTERDAY I WAS PROMISED

WE COULD CHECK IN AS SOON AS WE ARRIVED.

WHO DID YOU SPEAK TO?

HIS NAME? I DON'T KNOW HIS NAME.

I NEED TO HAVE A RELATIONSHIP WITH YOUR RESERVATION'S PERSON

IN ORDER TO GET A ROOM AROUND HERE?

HEY.

WE CAN'T CHECK IN FOR ANOTHER TWO HOURS.

THREE HOURS.

THAT'S IT. LET'S GO TO ANOTHER HOTEL.

EXCUSE ME.

GINA, SLOW DOWN.

IT'S A GREAT HOTEL. WE LOVE IT HERE.

LET'S JUST RELAX.

WHAT DIFFERENCE IS A COUPLE OF HOURS

GONNA MAKE IN THE SCHEME OF LIFE?

YOU'VE BEEN SAYING THAT

EVER SINCE I PUSHED YOU OUT OF BED THIS MORNING.

WHAT'S GOING ON? ARE YOU GETTING COLD FEET?

NO. IT'S JUST THAT...

YOU'RE TURNING THIS INCREDIBLE ROMANTIC WEEKEND INTO--

INTO WHAT?

THE INDIANAPOLIS 500.

A LOT OF PRESSURE TO PERFORM.

WE WENT TO THE DOCTOR'S, WE KNOW THE ODDS.

IF YOU DON'T GET PREGNANT THIS WEEKEND,

I DON'T WANT YOU DISAPPOINTED.

OKAY.

OKAY.

I LOVE YOU.

I'M A ROMANTIC, MR. POMEROY.

NICE RACE.

THANKS.

I'M TREVOR COLE.

JEFF DALANDER.

THINK YOU'RE PRETTY HOT STUFF, DON'T YOU?

TOP OF THE CLASS.

WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT.

WHERE ARE YOUR CLOTHES?

IT'S ACTUALLY KIND OF FUNNY.

I BARELY GET TO TOWN IN TIME FOR THE TRYOUTS AND GET ROBBED.

SO WHERE YOU FROM?

BALTIMORE.

YOU CAME ALL THE WAY OUT HERE

JUST TO BE AN L.A. COUNTY LIFEGUARD?

YES.

I MEAN, NO.

ME TOO!

YEAH! I'M FROM PHILLY. DAY BEFORE SPRING TRYOUTS.

SOUNDS LIKE WE ARE A LOT ALIKE.

YEAH.

YOU LIVE AROUND HERE?

YEAH. A BLOCK FROM THE BEACH.