The Garfield Show

You must have some idea why one of the richest men in the world

invited you to his estate.

The woman who called just said

that Spencer Spendington wanted to offer me a job.

A job?

What are Garfield and Odie doing in the backseat?

Oh, they're playing some sort of game Garfield invented.

It's called "Name that sandwich".

If you guess what's in the sandwich,

you get to eat the sandwich.

Tuna fish?

No, sorry. It's roast beef.

Okay, next one.

Swiss cheese?

No, sorry.

It's chunky-style peanut butter

and guava jelly with bibb lettuce

and applewood smoked bacon on toasted date nut bread.

I know, that was your next guess.

It says here Spencer Spendington owns

eight mansions, thirty-seven cars,

two private jets, the Klopman Diamond, a private zoo...

Who owns a private zoo?

Someone who's very, very rich.

No, sorry. This one is ham.

We have mostly mammals in this section.

The birds are over in the east wing.

And oh! You know what I just received?

A california condor!

Those are very rare, aren't they?

They sure are! A lot of these animals are very rare.

Of course!

What's the point of having something

that everybody else has?

Liz isn't thrilled about zoos.

She thinks some are good,

but some emprisoned animals

that ought to be out in the wild,

and some don't treat animals very well at all.

Let's make a little survey.

Hey! How is the food in this place?

Oh... Pretty awful.

What little there is of it.

They don't feed you enough?

Life was better when I was in Africa.

Oh... Here! Open wide!

Thanks!

Mister Spendington?

Who gets to see these animals, besides you?

Heh... My friends.

Your... rich friends.

Can I help it if all my friends are rich?

Remember this moment, folks.

It's the last time on the show you'll see me giving food away.

What Jon means is:

does anyone ever get to come in here who isn't rich?

Heh... My servants.

Oh! And you two. Come!

Let me show you the most important exhibit

in my entire zoo.

Here's a sandwich for you, here's a sandwich for you,

here's a sandwich for you, Here's a sandwich for you...

Oh man, this guy has way too many penguins.

Here's a sandwich for you, here's a sandwich for you...

Whatever it is, I think it escaped.

It's an empty cage reserved for the animal

I most want to add to my zoo here.

What reminds me...

Stella!

Get Dinkum on the video phone.

Right away, mister Spendington.

- Dinkum? - As in Dirk Dinkum?

Here's a sandwich for you, here's a sandwich for you,

here's a sandwich for you...

You have to guess what kind of sandwich it is.

Wrong again!

Here's a sandwich for you, here's a sandwich for you...

Dirk Dinkum on line nine, mister Spendington.

Dinkum, what do you have to report?

Afternoon, mister Spendington sir.

Howdy there, mister Spendington!

That was the rotten explorer we met up with last season.

I saw that episode.

He was so repulsive!

You watch my show?

Here, have two sandwiches.

I'm still hot on the trail of the Manzian White Lion for you.

A Manzian White Lion?

One of the rarest most beautiful animals in the world.

There are none in captivity.

Don't you worry, mister Spendington.

Dirk and I will find you one.

I'll find him one, Buckley.

You drive the vehicle and fetch lunch.

Mister Spendington,

you are not going to bring a Manzian White Lion here

and lock it up in captivity.

I can afford it.

I can afford anything.

No! I mean, it's an endangered species!

There are so few left!

Now. I asked you here, Liz,

because I need a first-rate veterinarian

to take care of my animals here.

Name your price.

Not interested.

Of course you are.

Everybody is interested in the money is right.

I said "not interested".

You will be!

You'll think it over and you'll come crawling back.

They all do.

Come on, Odie. I think we're leaving.

Oh, this is the last sandwich.

Can you guess what kind it is?

Nope. Not salami.

Hey, I was just kidding!

It's salami!

Wow, they look angry.

I wonder how angry they are.

What do you think, Liz?

I think we've got to fly to Africa

and do everything we can to stop Dirk Dinckum

from capturing a Manzian White Lion

and selling it to Spencer Spendington.

I was thinking the same thing.

Well, that's pretty angry.

I have this friend named Angie who used to work from Dinkum.

I'm gonna text her.

And we'll be landing in Manzia in approximately 20 minutes.

Angie says the last two Manzian White Lions are in Manzia.

So that's obviously where Dinkum is heading.

And you say she was as mad as we were

about the idea of trapping one?

Madder.

You remember Angie?

In that long episode when Jon found his old friend

and your first owner, Lyman...

I think they're running it

on the cheap flashback scene channel.

Remember? We went down to Franistan to look for Lyman.

That's how we first encountered Dirk Dinkum

and his wormlike assistant.

Angie. That's a tour guide who used to work for Dinkum.

She helped him find a creature called a Zabadu.

And when Dinkum ran into the Zabadu,

he got what was coming to him...

And then some.

Remember Angie was so grateful?

You remember it now?

Good! But don't forget 'cause there will be a quiz.

Would you like some gum to chew while we land?

It helps to stop your ears from popping.

Thank you. I'll take a piece.

And I'll take a piece.

And I'll take the rest.

Are you afraid of Dinkum?

He looks pretty tough to me.

Jon Arbuckle? Scared?

After what happened to him the last time we met?

I'll bet he's too scared to come within a mile of me!

This is exciting!

I don't think I've ever been to Africa before.

It's the most mysterious and unexplored of all the continents.

- They say that Africa is... - John Arbuckle!

Oh John, it's so wonderful to see you!

Oh, John.

I certainly hope this is Angie.

Liz, Angie. Angie, Liz.

Oh, he's adorable, Liz.

Hun hun. He's taken, Angie.

It's called jealousy.

It's like when I see someone else eating a really large lasagne.

Okay!

Well, let's... get out of this airport, shall we?

I have this friends we're going to meet. His name is Armstrong,

and he knows where all the Manzian White Lions are.

Oh!

Remember what I said when I saw Arbuckle

getting on the same plane as us, Buckley?

I said "That guy's gonna lead me

right to that Manzian White Lions."

You know, we don't have to do it that way, Dirk.

- My uncle knows where... - Buckley!

When I want you advice, I'll give it to you. Just drive.

Name that sandwich.

Here's a sandwich for you. Here's a sandwich for you.

It's an empty cage

reserved for the animal

I most want to add to my zoo here.

I'm still hot on the trail

of the Manzian White Lion for you.

We've got to fly to Africa

to stop Dirk Dinkum

from capturing a Manzian White Lion.

You remember Angie?

Liz, Angie.

I have this friend we're going to meet.

His name is Armstrong

and he know where all the Manzian White Lions are.