Arrhythmia (Аритмия)

Why are you lying?

Why? Oleg, she's lying. Her EKG is better than mine.

Listen. You are not a doctor.

He's a doctor.

I'd donate you to science with those weird symptoms of yours.

I have heart attacks every day.

Okay.

Did the shot work this time?

Feeling any better?

I think I am...

Not sure.

Come on. Send her to a district doctor.

I'm ready to go to hospital. I have everything packed.

You won't be admitted. Trust me.

Okay, then. Get dressed.

But first, you'll have to sign a paper.

Your consent to recently introduced regulations.

And then we'll go.

Fine.

Here you go. Write it down.

I, Valentina Nikolayevna...

...have read...

...and agree to...

...have my head shaved.

Today's date and signature.

What's that?

They have introduced new sanitary regulations for admissions offices.

They shave patients' heads to prevent infection.

That's nonsense!

I'm not signing this!

You have to.

They make no exceptions.

I'm not going anywhere!

How are you doing, guys?

We're wrapping up. Leaving in a minute.

37 Radischeva St., poisoning.

Got it.

Oh my...

I'm feeling sick.

I'll probably have to call an ambulance again.

Ma'am, will you please stop calling an ambulance?

You are slackers!

You are not treating me!

I want them to send someone else! Maybe they'll treat me!

My God!

Oh, my God!

You know what?

I have an incredible pill, made in Germany.

Ever heard of nanotechnology?

Yeah, I think I did.

They've invented a pill that cures everything.

I brought it for my grandma, actually.

But if you're feeling this sick...

Terribly sick!

Here it is.

You have to suck on it for two weeks.

In two weeks, you'll feel like a million bucks.

But you'll have to be patient.

My goodness!

Go ahead, put it under your tongue.

Come on.

That's it.

You better lie down.

I don't get it.

Hold on. I'm in the park, right.

What's around you?

Do you see the bags store?

Hold on. No, don't go anywhere.

Right.

The park is right behind me.

Oleg, you are on the opposite side.

I'm crossing the road. No, don't move the car.

What a distrustful moron. That was clear right from the start.

Hi.

Were you drinking?

Are you gonna drive like this?

What were you expecting?

Come on.

Well, good for you.

What about him?

Did he get better?

No way!

Come on, you are shitting me!

Katya, can you pull over? I gotta take a piss.

Katya, let's stop by a store, okay?

Why?

I'll buy a box.

Can't you wait a bit? You'll drink there.

Come on. I haven't been drinking for half an hour.

Is this one okay?

Hey, Mom.

Yeah, hi.

On our way.

We're on our way.

Mom, what do you want me to do?

We'll be there in 20 minutes.

Mom, I can't talk right now. I'm driving.

See you in a bit.

...and not once--

not that I know of, at least,

did our dear Mikhail Sergeevich give up.

You see what I mean? That strength--

Hey there!

Finally they are here!

Dear Katya, finally!

Colleagues.

I'd like to finish my toast.

Sure thing. Sorry.

Oleg, you may sit there.

Come on, let me finish the toast.

Where was I?

And one might think that this person

was just born with all these talents.

Just like that.

But that's not true.

I know how hard he had to work.

He worked really hard to get where he is now.

And when someone says, "It's so easy for him"--

That's nonsense. That's not how it works in our field.

You can't do a sloppy job.

Well, you can, but you won't last long.

You will get squeezed out of this profession.

In order to keep up with the high standards, you have to see so much blood!

To see so much...

shit!

Kids, pardon my language!

I'm telling it how it is!

So...

To be honest, Misha, I regard you as the best among us all.

In all areas!

I'm being serious right now.

Thank you.

Moreover...

Well, Misha...

I've been jealous of you for many years!

Come on!

Uncle Kolya has confessed!

Then, I realized there was no point in feeling jealous.

One should learn from such people.

One should use them as role models.

Am I right?

I want you all to stand up.

Go ahead.

Let's raise our glasses! Bottoms up!

So well said!

I'll have to keep the bar high.

Happy birthday!

Please help yourselves! Shashlik is almost ready!

Katya, why did it take you so long to get here?

Dad, I had to work.

You said you were leaving at 6 pm.

That's when they brought in a stroke patient.

I was the only available doctor at the moment.

I had to take care of her.

Seems like Oleg was having fun today.

Dad, we were both working.

So good!

Pass it over.

Katya, let me pour you some. Which one?

I'll drink the red one.

I'll drink this one, too.

Although...

Oleg. You hear me?

How about taking a break from it?

How about some tea?

I don't want tea.

Dad, let's drink to your health.

Dad, I love you very much!

I love you, too!

Really glad that you came.

Come on. We'd never miss it.

You never know.

Misha picked these mushrooms himself last year.

They are really good!

Oleg, take a clean one.

It's okay. I'll wipe it with a napkin.

Oleg.

Go lie down for a minute.

I'm not tired.

There's a sofa in the veranda. Go rest a bit.

Misha, take it easy. Leave him alone.

Go lie down! You hear me?

Dad, come on. That's enough.

I want to help him.

He's not feeling well. He should go and--

Dad, you want us both to go?

We will.

Stop it.

Go on, eat up.

Katya, Mom baked a cake!

Really?!

Yes, I did.

We should get divorced.

I'm off to bed.

Oleg, put something on.

Katya, I say you take it all off.

Put something on or I'll leave.

Have you read it?

I have.

Why didn't you reply?