The first 78 lines.
Go!
Ninja!
Hey, guys! -Why are you dressed like that?
I thought this was a slumber party.
This is not a slumber party, dude. This is a mission.
So, how come you're all wearing those footie pajamas?
We are not wearing the footy pajamas.
These are Shinobi Shozoku,
the traditional garb of the ninja.
They are designed for stealth operations.
And without them, we'll never complete our mission.
Capture the McGuffin hidden inside this fortress.
What's a McGuffin?
- It's what we're after. - But what is it?
That's not important. What's important is we move...
Quietly.
Oh, snap! A penny!
Ha-ha! Guys, look! A penny!
My bad.
Behold! Inside that box is
the McGuffin.
You still have not told us what it is.
It is what we've come here for.
- But why? -When you see it, you'll understand.
The McGuffin needs no explanation.
Well, let's open it up, yo. Stop!
Whoa... Cool.
Touching those lasers will trigger the alarm
and this mission will be a failure.
Go!
- Dude! - The lasers!
Please, I'm so cool, these lasers ain't even going to feel me.
My bad.
My bad!
My bad!
We may have failed to acquire the McGuffin,
but we're not giving up. It must be acquired at all costs.
You still haven't told us what this McGuffin is exactly.
Yeah, I haven't heard of a McGuffin and I've heard of a lot of things.
Let's just say that it's a desired object
that for a long time has both motivated me
and driven my actions.
That still does not inform us of what it is.
- I think it's Scotch. -I've never heard of it. He's saying it wrong.
Whatevs! Being a ninja is lame.
Lame? What about all that cool stuff we were doing on the mission?
I wasn't really paying attention, bro.
Then is this lame?
Wow!
Whoa.
Sick!
Ninja!
So, what do you think now?
You gots to teach me the art of the Ninjajitsu.
Very well. But you must swear to follow my instructions to the letter.
And call me Master.
How abouts I call you Tiny Face?
No.
Uh, Fish Lips?
- No. - Iron Buns?
Hmm, no.
Call me Master or forget learning the Art of the Ninja.
- Can't do it, Iron buns. - Then I cannot teach you.
- Ninjas, we go. - See you, bro.
Uh, I'm not comfortable by myself.
I'll call you Master! I'll call you Master!
Then your training begins now.
Disguises let the ninja hide in plain sight.
Huh? Where did he go?
Ninja!
Ninja.
Ninja.
So ninja trippy!
I know, right?
Ninja!
You fools are blowing my mind!
Ninjas are masters of both hand-to-hand and thrown weapons.
Most notably, the shuriken.
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