Ishaqzaade (इशकज़ादे)

You're a bloody fool! Your father's father is a bloody fool...

Your father is an ass!

You are an ass, you idiot!

You're the world's biggest lizard you idiot!

You're a dog! Your father is a dog!

You are a mad dog!

Your mother is a bloody fool, your father is a bloody fool...

Love rebels...

These Birds of bedlam, Love rebels

They'll snipe your heart, Love rebels

They're twitching, Love rebels

To take this love apart. Love rebels

Among the lawful,

And the lawless,

Those that were

Among the thousands.

Love rebels,

The Love rebels,

Where are they now?

Love-rebels,

The Love rebels,

Among the stars,

Among the legends,

Those that were

ln poets renditions.

Love-rebels,

The Love rebels,

Where are they now?

Not of the earth, nor of the sky,

lnfinite unto themselves. The Love - rebels...

Among the lawful,

And the lawless,

Those that were

Among the thousands.

Love-rebels,

The Love rebels,

Where are they now?

Among the stars,

Among the legends,

Those that were found

ln poets renditions.

Love-rebels,

The Love rebels,

...Chand's body is an atom bomb! Chand's figure is killing!

Malti

Get me some diesel...ten cans.

The market's not doing too well...

...l don't have ten cans, there's only one left...

Don't make me thrash you!

lt's his Dadda (granddad's) birthday party tonight...

...the whole place has to be lit up, the generator has to run all night...

Are you going to make Chand Baby dance in the dark?

...they were here earlier...

...they've paid in advance for ten cans of diesel...

...they'll be back any minute to pick it up.

Who has paid the advance damn it?!

MLA Qureshi's men. They have a party tonight as well...

There goes Law and Order!

Party...is it?!

Have you been invited to do a cabaret?

Dear Lala...you do know that...

Qureshi will remain in power only for a few more days...

...soon Dadda will win the elections, so why do you want to mess with me?

Please try and understand Parma sir, if l give you all the ten cans...

...they'll kill me...why don't you share amongst yourselves...

Qureshis...

...and Chauhans...share?

Have you gone mad?

Why not share, anything's possible...

Kantilala, it says no smoking!

You take six cans l'll give them five...

...ok, take seven...eight... all...you take them all!

Thanks!

Come on Dance!

Take the diesel, let's leave!

The Qureshi's will be here any minute, if you could hurry please...

...why get into unwanted brawls... am saying it for your own good.

For my good?

Stop! What do you think you're doing...

Parma, seriously?!

Always remember Kanti, no smoking!!

He did give you the diesel, then why unnecessarily...

To teach him a lesson!

This time l've only turned his warehouse into an oven...

...but in future if he favours the Qureshi's...

...l'll turn it into his graveyard!

Die traitor! Die!

Qureshi sir owns the best guns...some even imported...

Yeah! but l rarely get to touch Abbu's (father's) guns...

...this one will be mine.

You should buy a sling to aim at raw mangoes instead...

Who is going to aim at raw mangoes?!

l'm going to blast the heads of those bloody Chauhans!

Yes...you blast their heads and they blast yours...

...but it's us commoners who will bleed.

How much?

Rs.20,000.

Rs.20,000.?!

This is a copy, made locally, that's why only Rs.20,000.

The original is for Rs.300,000

Here's Rs.8,000, remaining Rs.12,000, you'll get it on Eid festival.

Pay the full amount and only then you get the gun.

Don't you mess with an MLA's daughter!

Or should l just call up Abbu, and he will set you straight!

Go ahead, call him!

Gold earrings...real gold...we're even now!

Don't you want the bullets?

Why wouldn't l not want the bullets?!

Hey! Let's go...

Where were you?!

Your mom has called six times... didn't you hear the phone ring?

lt's so noisy out here, can't even hear gunshot!

Really!

Hi Ammi ...heading home now...

Are you serious, you expect me to bunk college and go buy the earrings?

And who'd make up for my attendance...

...you, the jeweler, or Javed's mother?

Anyway...when's Abbu going to file his nomination papers?

He's done it already?

Without me...told him a hundred times that l wanted to come along...

l don't want to hear anything... you tell him he's in trouble.

Damn it! He has filed the papers without me!

Ok calm down now and show me the earrings.

Earrings?

Go on...fire away...it's loaded!

And the earrings?

l traded the earrings for this.

So what are you going to wear this evening?

Now the party is for Abbu contesting the elections.

The sparkle of my earrings won't win him any extra votes...

...as for Mr. Javed...

...if he doesn't like my pretty face without fancy earrings...

...then he may as well marry a jeweler...and go to hell!

That's exactly what he'll do!

Come on old man...make way!

You will end up in the hospital, and l'll have to deal with the mess.

The Qureshi lineage starts here...

these are Zoya's grand-parents... god bless their soul...

My eldest sister...her husband, your uncle...

Salavalekum! (Greetings!)

His three sons...

Salavalekum!

Mehtab, my younger brother...

Salavalekum!

...his two sons...Sohraab...

Salavalekum!

...and Shadaab.

Salavalekum!

This is me...your mom-in-law... and this is our Zoya.

Abbu...

Here comes Ms. Earthquake!

Abbu...

Where did you graduate from?

London School of Medical Science...

Sala...valekum!

Hello!

Abbu! This is not done!

What have l done?

l'm only showing the family tree you made to Javed...

Very nice tree...is Arts & Craft your hobby?

lt was. 8 years ago, back in my seventh grade.

Now my hobby is hunting! Ok?!

Why didn't you take me along to file the papers?

What would you have done in all that chaos...

l took your brothers along...

Fine! Then ask them to get you all the votes as well.

You won't get a single vote from my college now!

We'll get him the votes.

Now you know Javed, how she threatens me...

Zoya! How could you come here looking all shabby...

Come on lets go...

l'm not even going to attend the party tonight!

No one is going to let you in these rags...

That's my waistcoat you're calling a rag!

Zoya gets my old worn out waistcoats altered and wears them.

How often have l asked her to get herself a new one!

That's Zoya's for you...rigid!

No gun or canon can shake her.

You be careful dear Javed...

...don't ever hurt her...

...or else this family army of mine...

...will surely kill you.

Not a joke...seriously!

We will kill anyone, who hurts Zoya.

Understood?

...Chand's body is an atom bomb! Chand's figure is killing!

Chand your body is like a cell phone...

...oh baby, make me its ring tone...

Hail Hanuman!

Was Kanti's warehouse overflowing with diesel?

Dadda had asked for only six cans, l picked up ten!

Parma! Come up now.

Hang on Amma (mother), Dadda's been asking for the diesel.

l have to talk to you first!

Alright! l am coming...

Amma you're prayers have been answered...

...l've finally made Dadda happy today.

lf my prayers were answered, l'd be dead by now!

What nonsense!

l've always prayed that you never follow in...