Doogie Kamealoha, M.D.

Lahela!

I love a birthday surf.

You're starting off sixteen right, baby girl.

I remember when I used to hold you

-in the palm of my hand... -Dad...

Hottie at twelve o'clock.

Hey, Walter.

Excited for the dance on Friday?

Yeah, I am. 'Cause I'm going with you.

Easy with the shaka, buddy. I'm right here.

We should go.

I don't want to be late for my driver's license test.

I'm all grown up.

Aren't you psyched, Dad?

I think you can go a little bit faster.

It's the second time she's passed us.

You got it.

Hey, so what part of the island you from?

The part of the island called, "Mind your business."

You are not even supposed to be here, Daddy.

Cool.

Looks like they've got a big accident up there.

Slow down, yeah? Hey. We're plenty fast, yeah? Slow down!

Are you crazy?

Lahela!

Hey, return to the vehicle!

Where are you going?

-Excuse me. Hey. -We got an 11-41.

-Male. Bicycle rider. -Get outta here.

Few years of age. Let's roll across on this one.

Let me see him.

So, how she's doing so far?

Who are you? Get the hell outta here.

Excuse me, kid.

Possible concussion.

-Come on. -Get off me.

-You wanna go to jail? -You'll be going to jail

for criminal negligence.

This man has a fracture-dislocation of the hip

and he's gonna lose his leg unless I fix it right away.

Hold his hips down so I can rotate his leg.

What?

There's no palpable pulse in his leg,

and he's gonna lose it because of blocked circulation.

-I'm not gonna... -Hold him down now.

And you, support his neck.

Ready?

Hold him steady, okay? Here we go.

I can feel pulses.

Circulation is restored.

Now, get me something I can use as a brace.

-Yes, doc. -Go.

And something we can use to put pressure on this wound to stop the bleeding.

You owe me a scrunchie.

Who is this kid?

My daughter.

A doctor.

Sure.

SIX-YEAR-OLD GETS PERFECT SCORE ON THE SAT

WHIZ KID BREEZED THRU HIGH SCHOOL IN 9 WEEKS

UNIVERSITY OF HAWAII GRADUATES 10-YEAR-OLD PRODIGY

GIRL GENIUS GRADUATES MED SCHOOL AT AGE 14

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BASED UPON THE TELEVISION SERIES DOOGIE HOWSER, M.D.

Pumpkin spice latte with spinach?

-That's so weird. -Girl, you get your greens too.

It's great.

Hello, Mr. Lim.

I'm Dr. Nakayama and this is Dr. Zeller.

Hi. We're both residents.

Dr. Kamealoha will be taking care of you.

Aloha, Mr. Lim.

Is this some kind of practical joke?

She may be 16, but she is a doctor.

You know who she's like?

Here we go.

Remember Doogie Howser?

That show from the '90s?

She's like a real-life, Doogie Howser.

That's why we call her Doogie.

Oh, I never made the connection.

Girl, why did you think we called her Doogie?

She is every Asian mom's dream.

I mean, to them,

the only thing better than being a doctor is being a doctor faster.

Like, some moms like to brag about their kids being doctors,

but they're like 27... losers.

Is the wound anesthetized,

-cleaned, irrigated? -Yes, doctor.

Great. Mr. Lim, if you could just hold still.

You'll be holding still for a lawsuit in federal court.

Only 16 years old?

I’ll add a count for infliction of emotional distress.

I'm sorry you feel that way, sir.

I can tell you're an attorney,

so you must know that there's no duty owed by the hospital

with respect to the age of its doctors.

Nor is there any proximate cause connecting my age to the harm suffered.

And even if you could make out a prima facie case of negligence,

you do not have the diversity of jurisdiction

to get this into federal court.

Besides which, I am done.

-You're done? -Nice and neat.

Shouldn't be much of a scar.

Maybe I won't sue.

Well, if you change your mind,

the statute of limitations for malpractice is actually three years.

I thought about going to law school when I was nine,

but then I got really into Rainbow Loom.

Thanks... Doogie.

Residents, I need your patient reports.

And Dr. Kamealoha, may I have a word with you?

Yes, doctor.

Last time she said that to me, I legit threw up in my mouth.

I know, right?

She sent me an email once, and I had to open it with my therapist.

Hey.

Is everything okay, doctor?

It was, until this morning when I saw your new TikTok.

Mom.

We're at work, it's Dr. Hannon.

And I know it's your birthday, but that was way too much hip action.

-A dab will do you. -I was dancing.

-So much hip. -Okay.

So I have to call your doctor because we're at work,

but you're allowed to mom out on me because I do this.

Oh, no. Stop that.

Stop!

Sorry, I got moves and you don't.

I got moves.

There is no beat I can't get jiggy wit.

See the hip, subtle.

So this is fine.

But I go full Magic Mike at the Halloween office party,

and suddenly, it's a "problem" that needs to be "addressed"?

Thank you, Dr. Lee.

Is there anything else, Dr. Hannon?

Wait. You got a little something right under...

Ew, Mom. Gross.

Well, are you hungry?

'Cause Dad's got his shave ice truck here today,

or there's almonds in my desk drawer.

Okay. I love you, doctor...

BENNY'S SHAVE ICE AND FLOWERS

Here you go.

The rainbow shave ice and two plumeria lei.

-Mahalo! -Mahalo.

This is so neat.

How’d you come up with this?

I’ve never heard of a shave ice-flower truck.

The truck chose me.

Say, I used to work in finance, but I wanted more out of life.

So, I said, what are the two things I love most?

It’s shave ice and flowers.

So here we are.

Well, I love Shih Tzus and my nephew Kevin.

Is there anything in that?

Seems like a tough truck,

but if you put your heart in it, anything's possible.

-Hey, honey. -Hey!

I know that face.

The "I'm not fine, no matter how much I say I'm fine" face.

I'm fine.

It's just... me and Lahela got into it again.

She keeps pulling away from me.

Do you think I should be worried about her?

You shouldn't worry about her.

Or our other two.

You know. Straight C's and only eats pizza bagels.

Hey, guys. How was school today?

It's great! I got a C in math,

which the teacher says is the median score.

And I ate a pizza bagel for breakfast and lunch.

See? Everybody's doing great.

Hey, remember, we're celebrating

-Lahela's birthday tonight. -Right.

I got her a midnight musk body spray.

I figured we could share.

I don't want to brag, but puberty is coming for me.

Stuff is happening, guys. Wanna hear more?

-No. -No.

You know, the self-portrait you did in art class really told the full story.

Morning, Will.

Hey, Doogie!

You know, you are the only person who's allowed to call me that.

I like what you've done with the place.

Yeah. My daughter came and did all this to try to lift my spirits.

-Groovy? -Yeah.

You like this song?

I don't think I know this one.

No? It's a classic.

When I was your age, I snuck out to see Creedence live.

The first concert I'd ever been to.

And it's first time I ever danced with a woman.

And it's the first time that I ever... I tried a few other things.

You never forget a night of firsts.

I want a night like that.

Are you kidding me?

You're young.

Your whole life is gonna be nights like that.