Reaper

Sammy, you can't escape the fire bomb.

Cannot escape the fire bomb.

Shut up.

Sock, remember what i told you

About keeping your eyes off the screen?

Huh?

Game over. Damn it, ben!

You are too good.

I know. Want to run it back again?

I can't. I gotta get home.

My mom's waterproofing the basement. I gotta help her.

Whatever. Stopped listening to you like a year ago.

Later, guys. Move, sam! Damn it!

Eat it! Eat it, benny!

Hey.

Sorry i'm late.

Another death in the family.

Oh, my god. Are-Are you ok?

I'm fine. It was my goldfish, walter.

Is...

I'm terrible at keeping animals.

My backyard's like a pet cemetery.

Well, there's only one thing to do in a situation like this.

Do a shot of really bad whisky.

To walter. To walter.

Ooh, hang on.

As long as we're drinking to him...

I wasn't gonna do this,

'Cause i was afraid you'd think i was weird...

Is that walter?

I just didn't want to leave him alone before i buried him.

Ok.

To walter.

So i missed you today.

Did you do anything fun at work?

Yeah, i...

This is weird. Ahem. I'm gonna go flush him.

You're adorable.

Just wanted you to know that.

Sammy, sammy.

Hello, sam.

Guys! I thought you were

Waterproofing the basement tonight. Nice try.

How did you find me?

We followed you, sam.

Ben drove here with his headlights off the entire time.

It was very stressful.

We know what you're up to, sam.

We saw you with beelzebabe.

All right, keep your voices down.

Why? Sam, what's a matter?

You afraid someone might hear me talking about

You dating the devil's daughter?

She's not the devil's daughter!

Yeah, well, her mother was his girlfriend.

So? That doesn't prove anything.

She's not related to the devil.

Then why are you keeping her from us?

Because i knew you'd act like this.

Did you ask her about her father?

Ask her what? "Hey, are you the spawn of satan?"

Come on, ben, this is retarded.

I'm asking her. Out of your own good

No, you're not.

Asking her.

No, you're not. End of story. Shut it.

Hey, what's up?

Hey, you.

Hi. Hey.

Cady hansen, this is sock and ben.

It's nice to meet you guys.

Do you want a drink? It's on me.

Hmm?

Ok...

Yes.

I will drink on you.

You-You want to dance?

Want to- Yeah.

Let's get out of here.

What about my drink?

I'm-I'm sorry about them.

What? Oh, they're nice.

They're your... best friends?

Yeah.

They look after you?

I guess.

So do you think they're a bit overprotective?

I wouldn't say that.

I would.

Hey. Hey.

One quart of 5w30 motor oil,

Complete with easy-Pour spout.

4 bucks.

Nope. 2 cents.

This beautiful squeegee-Scraper...

$3.50.

I'm sorry, we're looking for 2 cents, ben. 2 cents.

I do not how this company turns a profit.

Whoa! Come on down!

Another contestant just in time

For the lightning round!

Yeah. So shelly in lighting told me that you two

Did a little slow dancing last night at the bar.

Was it your anniversary? Ha ha ha.

We were doing recon work.

Ok? We were staking out sam's new girl.

Sam has a... new girl?

Huh. He didn't tell me.

Well, he didn't- He didn't tell us, either, so...

Well, that's weird. I mean, why would he keep it a secret?

We have our theories.

So what's wrong with her?

She's a huge fan of lionel richie.

Isn't that messed up? Ooh, yeah.

All night long!

We think she's the spawn of satan.

Later.

Andi, come on-

Some people are just blind of the truth.

Cady, hey.

What are you wearing?

Um... the usual. I don't...

Nice.

I just got out of the shower.

Just toweling off, thinking about you.

Really?

I like to walk around naked most of the time.

Feel the air on my skin.

Uh-Huh.

You know what else i like to do?

Nope.

When i really gein the mood,

I like to bite the head off of a live chicken.

Wh-What?

Turn around.

Oh, that was-Oh!

Come on, man, admit it. I totally hosed you.

Please don't do that again!

Oh, sammy, seriously, cady?

My ex's daughter? What is it,

Some weirdo way of trying to get close to me?

What are you doin'?

Not talkin' about it with you.

I don't understand the attraction.

She's gorgeous.

Well, yeah, in a cheap kind of a way.

Hey, buddy, i tapped that gene pool. It's a bust.

Oh, god.

Here's your latest dossier.

Oh, i can't wait.

14 years ago, these bank robbers

Tunneled under 2 city blocks.

They broke into the beakman savings bank.

They ran off with $10 million.

Would have gotten away with it, too,

Except for the fact that they were total morons.

Thaddeus johnson, paul huang.

They got into a fight over the money,

And they shot each other dead.

And the kicker?

Nobody ever figured out where they hid the money.

It's still missing?

Not anymore.

That little pied?Terre

Cost a mere $4 million,

Paid for in cash by johnson.

Recently escaped from hell.

It's a bit gaudy, don't you think?

Well, i guess money doesn't buy you taste.

So that's it? Yep.

Johnson is stupid, but not violent.

Should be a quickie.

A quickie, right, sam?

Knock it off!

So what do we d if the soul's not home?

We wait till he comes back.

Well, what if your girlfriend misses you, sam?

Or do you have a secret rendezvous planned

For after you finish working for her father?

Will you cut it out?

No, i will not. Not until we find out

Whether cady's the devil's daughter for sure.

We need proof.

Yeah, he doesn't want to baby-Sit your kids with horns.

No.

Yeah, well, you're not going to have to worry about that,

Because i would never let you baby-Sit my kids.

Smart.

Hey.

Hey, a light came on.

Get the vessel!

Smoke 'em if you got 'em.

Hello. Good evening to you, sir.

We are from the work bench.

I didn't call anyone.

Actually, the city sent us out.

You recently bought this house,

And we're here to test for radon in your foundation.

Wow.

Sir, you are definitely living the life.