Robot Chicken

It's alive!

Hey, did somebody down here order a pizza?

- Oh, whoa! - Cowabunga, dude!

Uh, oops. I, like, left my cash inside.

Why don't you come in while I, like, grab it.

Oh, bummer! I can't find my cash.

How else can I, like, pay you?

Uh, bro, I don't know what's happening, but I'm a hard pass.

Yeah. Great job, Mikey.

That schtick always gets us free pizza.

Yeah, that was my goal.

One day, someone will make me come out of my shell.

Uh, yeah, I'm supposed to meet Melanie here?

I'm ... I'm Melanie.

You don't look anything like your pictures online.

Wait, did you human me?

Happy Easter, kids! And don't forget the true

meaning of the holiday ... chocolate and Easter egg hunts.

- Yay! - Who's next?

Oh, that would be me.

Chocolate and Easter egg hunts, huh?

Nothing about a certain someone

dying for a certain everyone's sins?!

Fuck off, man. It's just business.

Hey, is there a problem... Ow!

Ow, my fuckin' hand!

Hey, hey!

Happy Easter!

All right! Look, I'm sorry, man. I just ...

I couldn't turn down $300 a day.

You committed this blasphemy for $300 a day?!

Happy Easter! Ho ho ho!

Eggs! We're splitting it 50-50, right?

Uh, 60-40, Bugs. I rose from the fuckin' dead.

Jeepers, you're Unsinkable Molly Brown.

You survived the Titanic! Can I have your autograph?

Certainly, my dear.

Oh, shit!

We can now confirm King Kong fell from atop

the Empire State Building, landing on

Unsinkable Molly Brown, crushing her to death, and ...

Wait, I-I don't believe what I'm seeing.

Rescue workers are pulling a victim out of

the great beast's mighty anal cavity.

Let's ... let's listen in.

It's Unsinkable Molly Brown! She's alive!

What incredible luck for the creature to land on her

in such a way ... all things considered.

Molly Brown truly can't be killed.

Gee willikers, aren't you King Kong's Butthole Molly Brown?

- Can I have your auto... - Get the fuck out of my face!

And I was like, "Unh-uh, my makeup is perf.

You're getting a dry handy or nothing."

Who is Carol Young?

- That's my mom. Why? - She just followed me on Twitter!

Your mom just sent me a friend request!

She's blowing up my Insta.

She just commented on a picture I posted from Cancun in 2015!

"Looking hot, chicas!" Sombrero emoji, poop emoji!

What?!

- Hey, hey! - Mom! Get out of here!

She's coming, she's coming!

What are you guys, on roller skates?

- #Squadgoals, right, girls? - Just kill me now!

A selfie!

Ew!

Ugh! That young man over there is mooning us.

What?!

Ugh! Oh, no! He's full-mooning us, Karen,

- I'm ... I'm a werewolf. - You're a what?

Oh, Karen, take the wheel! Aroo!

Hey, I've got some candy in my van. You want to come see?

Hey, I've got underage boys in my van. Want to come see?

Well played.

Pick a card, any card.

For the souffle, you must make sure to use

room temperature eggs.

Un, deux, trois.

Oh! Hey, you killed my sisters, you fuckin' bitch!

Hi, yes. 30 boxes of Sudasmurf, please.

- "Sudasmurf"? - I mean, Sudafed.

Smurfed that up.

We don't sell to smurfs.

I'm not a smurf. I hate smurfs! What's a smurf?

Smurfs are what we call people

who buy Sudafed to make crystal meth.

We are not here to make meth. We're here ...

I mean I'm here because Papa Smurf ... I mean,

Papa Human Being Person ... ugh!

Has a bad head cold and asked me to smur...

Ugh! I mean, buy some cold medi-smurf for him!

- Nailed it. - Uh-huh.

- I need to see some I.D. - Of course.

Smurf on a sec. Uh, Handy, smurf me out here.

Handy is what I call my hand.

Oh.

Here you go.

Uh, this I.D. is made of cardboard.

Hey, Brainy, smurf him this.

We all chipped in and smurfed you a gift.

- And, again, by we, I mean me. - Hmm. Odd, but, okay.

Got it! Hefty, get us out of here!

Whoo-hoo! We're gonna get so smurfin' high!

I'm gonna smurf crank right into my eyeball.

Der-di-ker der, der, der, nnn!

I don't understand you, sir.

You're going to have to return to your country of origin.

Dergin do!