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Is everyone here?
Sir, I too just got here with you.
Thanks. Let's go.
Who are these people? Do they take this place for a fish market?
Sir, they're your clients!
You think I don't know that?
Silence.
Silence.
Silence!
Say something!
Sir, you just said "silence," so we don't want to risk it.
Mister! Don't get my boss tensed.
He already has BP.
So will a banana reduce his BP?
Sir, even my stomach doesn't feel good since morning.
Anjanappa, he's a mediator!
Sorry sir.
Thanks.
Spit it out!
Sir, we are the groom's family. -Our relatives were insulted at the wedding!
Even dinner wasn't served.
We came at 12 pm! And they didn't even have proper seating.
And when they said there's no food, we were helpless!
Not done, sir.
We're the groom's relatives and will sit wherever we please.
And we demand to be served! -Exactly!
Sir, we're the girl's relatives.
Family, friends, relatives. Enough!
Get to the matter now.
And I'll speak after that.
Bloody fellows.
He's eating another banana.
Get me one too, bro in law.
Be cool. That's the doctor's advice.
You're the only one who understands me.
Do you know why?
It's his 100th case.
If you say another word, I'll leave the room!
Why are so many of you here?
To chew my brains?
Don't you have the sense to not bring so many people to a mediation room?
Why are you even here?
Divorce!
Divorce? You?
You? -No!
I'm unmarried, sir.
Who wants the divorce then!
Not us, sir.
These two.
Then why are you all talking?
Except for the clients, the rest can go out.
Get out!
What's it? Why divorce?
What's the matter?
I can't figure out anything from these photos.
Am I on some reality to show to play guessing games?
Please explain so I can understand.
Don't waste my time!
He's the one in the picture. Ask him.
Okay. I'll ask him.
Hello sir.
Please explain, sir.
She clicked the photo sir. Ask her.
If I have to explain my situation...
If I talk about this photo in which I look like the villain, you'll walk out sir.
Hence, I shall narrate my story from the start.
And you must listen in rapt attention.
Only then you will understand.
I can give my attention only once you speak!
Only build up stories.
So... -Get the matter.
Get to the matter!
Wake up lazy bum!
This fellow never wakes up on time.
Oh god! Why am I doing arathi to our picture!
God, please protect us always!
God alone knows what awaits us!
And my husband hasn't returned from his jog yet.
When will I make coffee and have it?
And there's still so much to do.
And Ganesha festival is round the corner.
Every day you come jogging twice.
Is it to lose weight or look at girls?
Hi Ragini!
I'm getting a call.
Hello... -Tell me dear.
Haven't you finished jogging yet?
No, I'm still jogging.
Sis, not jogging, he's bird watching.
Shut up.
My foot jogging! You've not lost even 100 grams.
Your pot belly remains as it is. Come soon now.
Okay dear. We'll be there in half an hour.
Blue girl!
Sis! -Let's go.
Any excuse to get out of the house!
This Anji is a bachelor and loafs around with my husband.
So you're finally up.
I was hoping you marry before I die. But looks like that won't happen.
"Please come and bring your garbage bins too."
They never come when we keep the garbage out.
They only come when we get busy with other chores.
What are you nodding your head for?
Are you listening to what I'm saying?
Ornaments for the ears!
It's like talking to the wallls!
Bro! Why are you always in vibration mode?
Your cute daughter-in-law, grand kids and great grand kids will all come.
But don't worry bro. I'm getting late for office. Your cute daughter-in-law, grand kids and great grand kids will all come.
But don't worry bro. I'm getting late for office.
Just chill bro.
When did I become "bro?'
Don't worry bro
The tensions of today will vanish tomorrow bro
Just chill bro
Ever smile, never fail all the best bro
You must chase your goals if you want to fulfil your desires.
Ramakrishna says there's just one guru and that is you
Let your confidence be bright
In common sense lies brilliance.
Depression is just nonsense
Live without violence.
Don't worry bro
Just chill bro
The girlfriends I wanted
went silent after break-up
What one needs in life is balance
And a little guidance
Victory and defeat are common
Defeat is a good lesson
When you sleep, not everything is a dream
Because a dream will not let you sleep
Take control of your desires
Then you'll never be disappointed
Your hard work and dedication
Even if you fall, you're a sensation.
Don't worry bro
The tension of today, will vanish tomorrow bro.
Just chill bro
Ever smile, never fail, all the best bro.
Nobody knows the validity of life on earth
Yet man will never quit his boastful ways
Update yourself everyday
That's the secret to success
Nothing is permanent here
What counts is how well you lived.
Hero or villain is in your character
So choose to make your life a blockbuster.
Nobody has perfection
Everyone's struggle is for registration
You got to listen to me
Don't worry bro
Today's tensions will vanish tomorrow
Just chill bro
Ever smile, never fail, all the best bro.
Hi sir.
My darling, sweetheart...Ashu.
Please answer my call.
Hello...yes.
Shall I speak on the phone or face to face, sir?
Take those earpods off.
Take it off I say!
I'll chop off your ears if you act deaf.
I've been talking to you on the phone for so long!
Have you even bothered greeting me?
I did sir.
To whom?
The horse.
Mere sounds for me. Greetings for the horse.
Come this side.
Take my car keys.
We need to go somewhere urgently.
Where to sir?
There's an art shoot today.
Let's go to the spot.
But why should I come for an ad shoot?
What do you mean?
Do you know what's happened?
The model who had agreed, hasn't shown up.
So?
So, you will be our model instead!
Sir, I work in marketing. I can't do all this.
Wherever you work, I'm the one paying your salary.
Now do what I say. Let's go.
Come on.
Sir, I'm a bachelor. If I do an ad for this product,
I don't think anyone would marry me.
I can't sir. Please.
Why are you troubling me so much?
You treat me like your father,
isn't it?
Isn't there any value to that?
If I had a son...
Do as you please.
I won't force you.
It's your call.
I'm thinking of getting the bills in place next week.
Shall I come in this costume, sir?
Strip off completely, that's even better!
C'mon cheer up!
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