Slayers Excellent (スレイヤーズ えくせれんと)

Thanks for the great cooking!

I'm in seventh heaven!

What's going on?

C'mon! Quit wasting time!

You gotta get out of here!

But...

I've only eaten half of this...

I know how you feel... I've only eaten half of this...

I know how you feel...

Today, I myself went all out and ordered trepand noodles with extra rice,

but then, this had to happen.

Trepand noodles?!

Hey, mine was more special than that!

I ordered the extra delicious yakiniku Combo A set...

with extra portions!

Oh no, my extra delicious yakiniku Combo A set with extra portions!

Hey, as long as you're alive, you can always eat again.

Hey, up there!

There's someone up there!

This kind of thing...

This happened before!

Labyrinth

Let's see...

I think it was the time when I first met Naga.

All my luggage! Outta my way!

Careful, you wanna die?!

Don't try stopping me, mister! Careful, you wanna die?!

Don't try stopping me, mister!

All my stuff is in there!

All those magic items I went through hell and high water to collect!

All those precious stones!

You were staying at that inn too?

Then I know how you feel.

I myself spent ten years of my life collecting haniwa burial figurines,

but my precious collection is now all going up in smoke...

But hey, as long as you're alive, tomorrow might bring you good luck.

Haniwa?! Hey, my stuff was more special than that! You hear me?!

All my possessions, all gone...

Look, up there!

There's someone up there. Look, up there!

There's someone up there.

Ho! Wow!

Lookin' sweet, bodacious babe! Ho! Wow!

Lookin' sweet, bodacious babe!

Yeah, but I don't know... There's something weird about her.

Dressed up in the "Evil Sorceress" look?

That went out of style hundreds of years ago.

Oh boy...

Now that's the last kind of person l want to be seen associated with.

Lina Inverse!

Who? Who's that?!

You, but of course!

Stop looking about as if you're someone else! Yes, you!

The sorceress dressed in a black cloak,

brown hair, and devoid of cleavage!

Oh, I'm so sorry about not having oversized melons like someone!

Crap!

What do you want?!

A good question! What do you want?!

A good question!

The answer is, today, here and now, it's curtain call on your legend

as "The Undefeated Overlord of Magic."

And I, Naga the Serpent, will hold the honor

of closing the curtain on you!

Overlord of Magic? Who's that supposed to be?! of closing the curtain on you!

Overlord of Magic? Who's that supposed to be?!

She's friends with that weirdo up there?

She scares me, man.

Well I suppose I can boast about being a relatively

well-known sorceress here and there...

That's why I get people like her that think

"I'll make a name for myself by defeating her,"

and make my life difficult in the process.

Just as an introduction,

I took the liberty of burning all your possessions along with this entire inn!

So, tell me, how might you feel?

Oh really? So you did...

Then I suppose I can exact my revenge on you for messing with my stuff!

If you can exact it, go ahead!

All right, then! I'll take you on, right here and now!

Come on down, then!

Come down?

I wonder... Maybe she didn't think through about how to get down.

Someone! Help me!

You imbecile! Someone! Help me!

You imbecile!

Fighting always leaves you feeling so hollow.

We meet again, Lina Inverse!

What was your name again?

My, aren't we good at pretending to be silly, little girl.

You won't get away with saying you can't remember me!

Your greatest rival of all time, l...

I, Naga the Serpent!

What was your name again?

I'm joking.

I'm not about to forget the name of a person that gets burned

in the fire she started herself.

Now I'm going to defeat you and inherit the title of being

the Unquestioned Champion of Magic.

All right. Let's do it.

It's time we settle this.

Well... It seems you've finally come around to accepting your fate.

En garde!

Thou, the king of kings, with thine frozen soul,

Lurking in the depths below...

"Pop"?

Did you just prick your own cheeks with the spikes

on your shoulder guards?

You imbecile!

My my, it seems someone wants to avoid me very dearly.

Well, yes, I would like to avoid having to fight someone like you

with a straight face.

But I won't let you get away from me!

Freeze Arrow!

It's impressive that you could evade my attacks.

Naturally, I would expect that from someone who claims to be my rival.

You're the one who came out of nowhere and claimed to be my rival!

My, aren't you a smart-ass!

You're one to talk!

Then, how's this... Vibration Blast! You're one to talk!

Then, how's this... Vibration Blast!

Raywing!

Hello? You alive down there?

I'll... I'll...

Huh?

I'll let you off for today but... Huh?

I'll let you off for today but...

Explosion Array!

This was the first and last time l encountered

my self-proclaimed rival, Naga the Serpent.

Or so I had hoped.

For what ever reason, she's back here right next to me again.

Oh God, my... my tavern!

What will I say to my ancestors, now?

Hey, why did you have to do something like that?!

All I did was sneak into the storage room

with a lit candle to get some food.

Before I knew it, a fire was raging all around me.

The candle you were carrying started the fire! From you to the room!

You burned down a tavern before, didn't you?

All I did that time was set your stuff on fire.

I didn't set the entire inn on fire.

Yeah, well, in the end, that was exactly what you did!

Oh well, it worked well as a dramatic backdrop to my

impressive first appearance before you.

If you keep on burning down inns and taverns like that,

pretty soon they'll be no place for me to stay!

Come now, Lina. That's not the issue here, is it?

It is absolutely essential that each appearance of myself,

Naga the Serpent, be impressive and dramatic.

Someone larger than life wouldn't nit-pick over such details

as to how a dozen or so taverns burned down.

I suppose your minuscule perspective matches the tiny size of your breasts.

You know, you ought to have had that noodle head of yours

broiled crisp in that last fire!

So this lady over here set the fire on that tavern right now?

That was the only tavern in this village!

How do you plan on making up for what you've done, lady?

Who do you think you are?!

Make her pay for it! Who do you think you are?!

Make her pay for it!

Make her pay for it! Have the authorities come and arrest her!

Have the authorities come and arrest her!

Now now, calm down everyone.

I have a proposition for you.

Headmaster.

How's this? Headmaster.

How's this?

Have them take on that rescue mission in place

of having to pay restitution over that tavern.

Heh, that's a good idea.

Rescue mission?

Well you see, there's an old ruin near the edge of this village, Rescue mission?

Well you see, there's an old ruin near the edge of this village,

and a few days ago, some of the village youths ventured into the ruin

talking about doing some daring contest. They haven't returned since.

Why don't you go after them yourselves?

For many years, people have talked about the ruin being filled with

monsters and ghouls, so...

I see. It would make sense how regular people would be leery

over venturing into someplace like that.

My point exactly. So that is why I ask if you two sorceresses

are willing to take on this job.

Two sorceresses?

Hey, wait a minute, why do I have to go along with this?

Well, we have no idea what kind of abomination might be lurking in there.

I would imagine it would be safer and better for two to go together.

This must be some joke. I'm sorry, but I have nothing to do with this.

Well, I guess I'll be going now. Good luck on your solo journey, Naga.

Wait a minute. You still haven't paid for your meal.

Eep.

You were impressive at how you were munching down that extra delicious Eep.

You were impressive at how you were munching down that extra delicious

yakiniku Combo A set with extra portions.

Damn you, Mister. Why'd you have to blurt that out?

How shameful of you, Lina. Trying to get away with not paying

for eating while we were busy talking.

Oh, would you listen to yourself?! I lost everything when you managed

to burn that tavern down again. Now I'm penniless!

So that means, you can't pay?