The Cosby Show

Hey! What Are You Doing?

Watching The Game.

We're Leaving In Ten Minutes.

We're Taking An Airplane, You Know.

The Game Went Into Extra Innings.

You Packed?

Not Yet.

But I'm Mentally Packed.

How Would You Like To Be Physically Left Behind?

Okay, Dad. I'll Go Pack.

I'm Leaving For Hillman Today.

The College President, Who Has Been There 53 Years, Is Retiring

And My Parents

Are Excited About It.

I'll Be Back Monday.

I'm Staying At The Hyatt Regency.

Call Me Anytime.

No.

I'll Call You, Okay?

No.

I'll Talk To You When I Get Back.

Good-Bye, Audrey.

What Are You Doing Now?

I Have To Make More Calls.

No, You Don't.

I've Got To Say Good-Bye To My Closest Friends.

How Many?

Nine.

No, No, No.

Who Are You Calling Next?

Joanne Newton.

Go Get Your Luggage.

Bring It Down.

Then Call Joanne.

Say Good-Bye To Her Nine Times

And Have Her Pass It On To The Other Eight People On The List.

Okay, Dad.

No, No, Get The Luggage.

Get The Luggage. Get The Luggage.

Get The Luggage.

What Are You Doing, Dear?

Mommy Forgot To Pack Towels.

We Don't Need Towels.

How Will We Dry Off After We Take A Bath?

The Hotel We Are Going To Is A Lovely Hotel.

They'll Give Us Towels.

They Will?

When We Arrive, Check The Bathroom.

You'll See Shampoo.

Look Around The Room.

They'll Have A Fruit Bowl.

And Because They Know You're Coming

You'll Probably See Flowers Everywhere.

Daddy, We Should Live In A Hotel.

I'll Discuss That With Your Mother.

Meanwhile, Would You Get Ready?

Okay.

Come On, Everybody.

Let's Go! Hurry!

I Pulled The Car Around.

All Right.

Don't You Look Beautiful.

Thank You.

You Look Like A Woman

Who Should Be Walked Around The Hillman Campus

Over To Miller's Pond.

Will I Be Walked By My College Sweetheart?

Mm-Hmm.

Will You Rendezvous With Him

Under The Maple Tree Near Delaney Hall?

Of Course.

Mm-Mmm.

What Are You Doing?

We Have A Plane To Catch.

We Don't Have Time For That.

I'll Meet You Under The Maple Tree.

And Please Don't Bring The Children.

Denise...

Phyllis, Help Me.

My Mom And Sister Are Downstairs.

Where Do I Put This?

Anywhere!

Why Did You Wait Until Now To Clean?

I Overslept.

I Almost Didn't Make It To The Airport!

Are You Going To Do Anything About Mr. April?

Forgot About Him.

Hello?

Mom!

In Here.

Hello.

Hi.

Sondra, This Is Phyllis.

This Is My Mom.

Nice To Meet You.

My Father's Showing My Brother Around Campus.

My Sisters Are With My Grandparents.

I Hope I Meet Them.

You Will.

What Took You?

We Were Downstairs.

I Said We Should Wait

Because You Probably Needed To Clean.

Good One, Sis.

I Have To Go.

Your Daughter Is A Wonderful Young Woman.

Her Neatness Is An Inspiration To Us All.

How Nice.

I Didn't Have Her Say That.

When My Parents Visited Me Here

I'd Clean My Room At The Last Minute.

Really?

I Had A Special Place For Dirty Clothes.

That's Not My Drawer.

But These Are Your Clothes.

Don't Feel Bad, Denise.

Mom Found My Dirty Clothes, Too.

They Were In The Drawer, Too.

So Fear Not. It's An Inherited Trait.

I Did It, Too.

How You Doing Here?

I'm Fine.

I Miss Seeing You Around The House.

I Miss You, Too.

Denise

She Said That To Me, Too.

Come Meet The Other Girls On My Floor.

Okay. Okay.

Mom?

I'm Coming.

I Wanted To Check One More Thing.

Uh-Huh!

This Is It.

What?

Philosophy 101.

9:00 A.M., Monday, Wednesday, And Friday.

I Didn't Know You Took Philosophy.

Yes. Dr. Harris.

I Loved The Class.

The Man Gave The Most Extensive Reading Assignments On Campus.

And He Used To Say To Everybody

"Your Brain Is The Most Important Muscle In Your Body

And I'm Going To Whip It Into Shape."

He Sounds Tough.

Oh, Yeah.

I Don't Want To Brag

But I Was One Of His Prize Students.

Excuse Me. May I Help You?

Dr. Harris.

That's Correct.

It's Me.

I See That.

And Who Are You?

Heathcliff Huxtable, Sir.

Ah, Yes.

Heathcliff Huxtable.

You Sat Over Here.

Yes, Sir. You Remember.

Of Course.

You Always Sat There--

Right Behind The Basketball Player

So I Couldn't See You Sleeping In Class.

You Slept In Class?

I Had My Eyes Closed.

I Thought With My Eyes Closed.

While Breathing Deeply.

And You're His Son?

Yes, Sir. Theodore Huxtable.

Nice To Meet You.

The Pleasure Is Mine.

I'd Like To Hear More About Dad.

Dr. Harris Is Busy, So...

I Always Have Time For A Former Student

Especially One As Memorable As Your Father.

Dad Said He Loved Your Class.

Splendid. What Else Did He Say?

That He Was Your Prize Student.

The Name Is Heathcliff Huxtable, Right?

Yes, Sir.

I Could Have Given You A Prize For Tenacity.