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Max!
Max, I'm trying to study.
What?
Hold on.
What about pickles?
No pickles.
You're making
and I can't study
The Math Bowl?
Is that where
any chance of
Says the guy who spends
alone in his lair.
I'm too busy for friends.
So our dance parties
In case
I'm trying to launch
into the stratosphere.
Well, my Math Bowl
Rocket is.
Rocket.
Rocket.
My baby.
I wanted to
You still can.
It just won't do anything.
Yay, I got the prize.
You snooze, you lose.
Ow!
You take, you bake.
Zap your brother,
Sweet. I always wanted
whatever this is.
Unbelievable.
This is the sixth day
my newspaper's missing.
Some miscreant
What's a miscreant?
What's a newspaper?
You know, you move
far away from Metroburg,
you wouldn't have
You don't, Hank.
You're a retired superhero,
Yeah, well,
It starts with my newspaper,
but then it's
Since when do I have
Oh, so now
Just toast for me, Mom.
I have to study
What is it with you
This kind of stuff
get into Hero university.
And since I can't show off
might as well show off
Why?
that says, "I'm a mathlete"?
Beats, "I'm a duh-lympian."
Say what you want,
I'm still smarter at math
Dad, who's smarter at math,
Yeah, right. Parents never
Both: Phoebe is.
She is in Honors Math
And you get...
Well, at Villain
they don't care
Well, we do.
Tomorrow is report card day.
And if your grades
we're taking away
Which we probably
a couple years ago.
Good luck with getting
And good luck
What cou--ouch!
I'll take them to school.
Can you drive
No problem.
I'm all over it.
Or, I could deputize you both
and we could catch ourselves
Sidekick?
This just became the happiest
Aah.
I'm guessing you want a peak
before you parents see it.
Well, no dice.
Now, get to class.
What are you waiting for?
A ruler-smack
'Cause apparently
All right, I'm going.
Hey, by the way,
"McDougal"
Your folders.
I was alphabetizing
holy duck sauce!
This isn't you.
Get your head in the game.
You picked the wrong day
Okay, Thundermans,
0500, sir.
Paper should be here
Paper's here, sir.
Thanks.
Okay.
There is the bait.
Everybody clear
When I see the thief,
Then Billy speed-wraps him
Wait. I thought
to use our superpowers.
I'm the one who's retired.
You two are in training.
Positions, everybody.
Go, go, go.
Mom?
You're the paper thief?
I was jogging.
Tell it to the cops.
Hank,
saw our kids
What kind of weirdo
A beautiful weirdo,
Come here. Mwah. Mwah.
We're home.
Did the report cards
so excited
Hey, kids.
Looking for these?
Both: Yes.
Now, remember, before we
open your report cards,
about the effort
No, we don't.
But we have to say that.
Okay. First, Phoebe.
Five As and one B.
A B?
Art class?
You guys love the horse
Oh, that was a horse.
That's what that was!
Huh. All right, Max.
Straight As.
Is there another
Max, I'm so proud
Oh, you finally
supervillain nonsense,
Someone was paid off.
What can I say, sis?
We don't all need to study
Are you hearing this?
I'll be off,
Because I earned it.
Because my report card
And yours spells, "Aaaaab."
Wait. There's more.
It's a letter, saying
to Honors Math class.
Both: What?
Oh, you two can be
Let's put this
Oh, and yours too,
It's the right thing to do.
I changed my grades.
But I didn't
I worked my butt off
You need to transfer out.
Eh, sounds like a hassle.
I'll just sleep through it.
Yeah, you may as well.
I mean, you couldn't
Excuse me?
It's gonna be
Challenging?
There isn't
out there I can't solve.
How about "you plus this
equals failure"?
Okay, well, how about
shut your mouth
Gotta work on
Okay, so as soon
The paper's here, sir.
Thanks.
All right, so I'm gonna
on this giant sheet
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