Imposters

- Previously on "Imposters"... - You stole the patent

for the Bloom heel from Uncle Joe.

And you've been cheating on Mom for 20 years

with a woman named Chanterelle.

I mean, what is that? A mushroom?

- Where'd you get this? - Eva left it in the freezer.

Screw it.

Poor schmuck.

That was quite a night. We should do it again tonight.

And then definitely Friday after your birthday party.

- Oh, my God! - I cannot believe

- my baby sister is turning 30. - Happy birthday.

Hey, I have a question.

What the f... do you think you're doing here?

Not leaving until we get our money.

You came here to chase a phantom.

But know this: there's no Ava, there's no Cece,

there's no Alice and there's no money.

- Not ever. - So you just throw

your heart around like it's nothing.

Maybe it's different this time.

- Maybe he's not just a mark. - Thanks, Gaby.

You know I'd be lost without you.

- You're welcome. - Ezra!

Stop flirting and get your skinny ass in my office.

What's the matter?

- Is this good? - Maybe if you, you know,

- talked with an accent. - Do you wanna make love to me?

- What happened to your face? - I saw Ava at the airport,

- dressed as somebody else. - I thought this weekend

I'd take you for a little getaway.

- Oh, my God. - Don't you wanna know

- where we're going? - Anywhere that's away with you

is exactly where I wanna be.

He's an assignment, sweetie pie.

Yeah, the Doctor called it in.

He says that Patrick Campbell could be one of

our biggest scores in years.

Not in a million years, Max.

This is the life we chose. There are rules.

We don't get to break them because we're stupid enough

- to fall in love. - Man, she grew up here

in this house, played in that yard.

Dad had a heart attack. You need to come home.

I really think it's a stupid idea.

She chose this life. Patrick didn't.

What if somebody could have come to you,

could have stopped it?

I'm going.

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What are you doing?

This was the worst decision we ever made.

- What? Getting married? - No.

- No, that's the best one. - Mm.

No, I mean coming here, telling my parents.

They may actually murder us.

Hey, you're tougher than you think.

You have to stop apologizing for who you are.

Okay?

Okay, that's them.

Fuck it, I say we run,

- right now. - We're not running.

I got you. You got me.

We got this.

- Hey. Get in the car. - Screw you.

- Jules, get in the car. - No.

I have to tell you something crucial.

- Mind-blowing. - Well, tell me.

- Patrick's in the FBI. - No, he isn't!

I followed him to the goddamn headquarters,

I looked down on the goddamn seal and it said

Federal goddamn Burrow of Investigation!

Did you say "Burrow"?

I impersonated a bartender at an FBI party.

Pretty sure you're not gonna serve time for that.

We stole cash, we stole credit cards.

Frickin' plane tickets!

How long has that car been behind us?

- It looks suspicious. - Oh, crap.

Feds drive American cars. That's them.

What the hell are you doing? Just be cool.

I am being cool! Stop making me nervous!

I'm not responsible for your emotional... Oh, wait, wait, wait.

- They're turning. - Oh, they are?

Oh. Oh, my God.

- We're being crazy people. - Oh, my God.

- We're fine. - Oh, my God. We're okay.

We're fine. Totally fine. We're gonna just...

We'll go back to the motel, we'll formulate a plan.

Call Ezra. He'll know what to do.

Unless they bugged our room.

Shit, they totally bugged our room.

Oh, shit.

Then who's to say they didn't bug our car?

- I'm not talking! - Shh!

Don't touch me.

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Well, lookee here. Saffron must have stayed over.

Yeah, sweetest undercover gig of all time.

- Someday, I'm gonna... - Don't blow smoke

- up a senior agent's ass. - Gina. Don't be bitter.

Go ahead.

Can you explain this to me, please?

The fact that the largest law enforcement agency

in the country is still using a dot matrix printer?

You are way over budget again.

If we are not within striking distance

of the Doctor very, very soon, we are shutting you down.

You are not the only cock on the block.

- Understood? - Yes, ma'am.

And where's the intel on this one?

We're pretty sure she's just a civilian and...

Pretty sure? That isn't quite up to Bureau standards, now, is it?

- No, ma'am. - And the puppy dog?

He's definitely in it. Just looking for the angle.

Oh, ah. Well, I wait with baited breath.

You have the nicest of days, now.

Just...

Just take it easy on the credit card.

Here you go, my lady.

- Thank you. - Sometimes you just gotta say,

"Screw it." Get away from it all.

Ladies and gentlemen, we're about to begin our descent

into Indianapolis International Airport.

Please turn off all...

You almost home or almost away from home?

- Pardon me? - Are you visiting Indy

- or going home? - Kinda both, I guess.

I moved away 25 years ago.

I only come back to visit my mother.

But every time, she still tries to draw me in for good.

- Like quicksand made of doilies. - Well, my family's

been in Indianapolis three generations.

There's great comfort being with family.

Yeah. It's called the easy way out.

There's a whole world out there, son.

You don't leave home, you never change.

Oh, that's ridiculous. My wife and I, we just...

Folks, we're now making our final descent

- into Indianapolis. - We're taking a trip to Rome.

Yeah, take all the trips you want.

People back home will see you the way...

Hello?

Mom?

Dad!

Oh, yeah!

Oh, man.

- It's about time! - Hey, excuse me?

Didn't you just have a heart attack?

I sure as hell thought so, Ez.

I had shooting pains. My whole chest seized up.

I was laying there on the floor of the show room, they...

I can't believe I'm going out like this.

- It was damn scary, Ez. - Right, Josh said

- you were touch-and-go. - Turns out it was

a massive panic attack.

According to Dr. Shipper, probably because of

all the family drama of late.

You're, uh, blaming me for your fake heart attack?

Can't you just be glad the old man is still standing?

I'm glad you're okay, Dad.

Anyway, it was a good excuse to get your ass back home

because I have a big announcement.

Jesus. Email me.

Hey.

Whoa, Dad. You shouldn't be up.

Shut up. I know.

Comes all the way back from God knows where

and doesn't even wanna hear my big announcement.

Dude, come on. You can take one night off

from searching for your wife.

- Not wife. - Oh, I'm not searching for her.

- I found her. - No way.

Mm-hmm. Infiltrated her new life.

I confronted her. She's called "Saffron" now.

- Infiltrated? - Did you get your money?

- That's next. - But she warned you

not to come after her.

I mean, is, uh... is it safe?

What do you mean, safe?

I'm handling it.

Oh! Oh, you're here.

Oh, sweetie, I told them it was a terrible idea,

but I'm so happy to see you.

- Hi, Mom. - Wait till you hear

what your father has planned.

- Yeah, about that, I... - No, don't even ask.

- I'm sworn to secrecy. - Okay.

But come. Come, come, come.

Every day I find myself walking towards your office

to tell you something, and then I realize

that you're not there.

So then I started writing everything down.

- It's ridiculous, really. - No. It's... it's sweet.

All right, number one. "Articles."

- Articles. - I have clipped all of these

inspiring stories about people starting over.

You know, they have this thing