Lethal Weapon

This was a new jacket! Damn!

My wife's gonna kill me.

Oh, speak of the devil. Shh.

Hey, honey!

Hey, love.

How's your day going?

Oh, pretty good, you know,

just eatin' donuts and writing parking tickets.

How 'bout you?

Making a roast, sleeping with the neighbor.

Oh, that sounds like a relaxing day.

Hey, baby?

Can I call you back later?

Sure, but I may not be available.

I have to swing by the hospital and have this baby.

Wait, what?

Our boy's coming out.

You're gonna be a daddy!

Yeah-ha-ha-ha!

Well, um, um...

What-what... what do you want me to do?

Breathe, baby.

I'll meet you at the hospital.

I love you.

Aw, baby, I love you, too.

The hell you doing?

I'm gonna be a daddy!

I can't go get myself killed!

We can't just let them get away.

Didn't say anything

about letting 'em get away. Hit the gate.

Damn it, Riggs!

Come on!

They gotta be 800 yards out!

Riggs, there ain't but three shooters

in the whole damn world who can make that shot,

and you ain't one of 'em!

Hey, Jenkins...

Yeah?

Shut up.

Go! Yeah!

just like your daddy.

Detective Riggs. Yeah.

There's been an accident.

You need to go to...

There's been an accident.

You need to go to...

There's been an accident.

You need to go to...

Honey... Hmm?

Are you nervous?

Please.

I've been a cop for 22 years.

I'm just excited about getting back to work, that's all.

Roger...

you know, you don't have to go back.

What? Hey, what, what, what, what do you mean by this?

I'm just saying, we do all right.

No,

you do all right.

Roger. It isn't about

the money.

The alternative is what?

Stay home.

Get fat.

Play golf.

I'm already chubby...

Shut up.

I hate golf,

and our kids'll be home, right?

Yes. Okay,

then I really need to get back to work.

You know how the doctor said I should avoid stress?

Well...

a great way to relieve stress... Mm-hmm.

Is, um...

Really?

Yeah. It's not, it's not for me. Oh.

I'll receive zero pleasure. Oh, really?

It's actually for medicinal purposes.

Oh, it's for medicinal purposes? Yeah. Mm-hmm.

Mm. Technically, it was my 50th,

like, two weeks ago,

and in some cultures,

it's actually, like, customary

for the wife... Just stop.

This isn't about stress

and this isn't about your birthday.

This... is about my husband

going back to work

to keep our city safe.

Yes!

Don't fist pump. Don't do... I'm sorry.

No, don't do that. Sorry.

Yes. We are...

Oh, yes...

It's okay. It's okay.

Let her cry.

Roger, stop it. It's okay!

It's good for her lungs.

No, it's not good for her lungs.

She's a singer.

She's cheering for me. No, it's not healthy.

She's happy for Roger. Oh, gosh, honey.

Okay, here comes that hot, delicious bacon.

Here's Daddy.

Come on, kids. Let's go.

Hey, Murtaugh...

be safe out there.

Always.

I love you.

I love you, too.

Bang.

Looky here! Murtaugh!

He's still around.

Here he is!

Back from the dead.

I was never dead, remember that.

Hey, old man.

- Got a sec? - Sure, Cap.

There he is. How you doing, Murtaugh? Hey.

So, you look good.

Death suits you.

Pocket square come with the promotion?

Bought it with the pay raise.

Missed you, partner.

You, too, brother.

Have a seat.

You know, part of me was surprised to see you.

I figured with your wife making a killing

putting criminals back out on the street...

Look, we have separate accounts.

Relax.

I can appreciate a dual income

as much as the next guy.

What...?

This is the most uncomfortable chair I've ever sat in.

It's very expensive, don't break it.

Well, since I have you back, I got you a new partner.

He's a lateral transfer from Texas.

Worked Homicide and Vice.

Name's Martin Riggs.

Also a Navy SEAL war hero.

Look, it's my first day back.

I don't want to have to babysit

some adrenaline junkie with PTSD.

Just show him around.

This came from the city attorney personally.

We got a bank robbery downtown.

We have hostages.

Hey. Welcome back, Murtaugh.

Thought you were dead.

Not yet.

Get on the ground, now!

Now!

I said get on the ground!

Adrian, what's up?

Three armed suspects inside, about 20 hostages,

and they beat up a security guard pretty bad.

Anybody talk to them yet? Screamed something about

wanting a helicopter. Yeah, good luck with that.

- Let me get you... - We should probably

move in now, while we've still got the element of surprise.

Excuse me. Look, I'm not trying to tell you how to do your job, all right?

I'm just saying it's not exactly Ocean's Eleven in there.

Hey, could you get this guy out of here?

Sorry, I didn't...

Where's our chopper?!

Okay, we got shots fired.

Set up mobile command around the block.

Let's go!

All right, Murtaugh.

First day back, baby.

All right.

Hey, we got a...

we got a civilian walking towards the bank!

Someone stop him!

He's not a civilian; he's a cop.

New guy named Riggs or something.

Yeah. How'd you know?

Keep your head down! Get down!

Get down, now!

I said get down! Hello, bad guys.

Who the hell is that?! I brought some gifts.

Look, I wasn't sure what everyone liked,

so I brought an assortment. I've got, like, pepperoni...

We don't want any damn pizza!

We want a chopper!

Look, I'm new to the area,

uh, but it seems like you picked

a pretty busy intersection for that.

I'm not sure where you'd set a chopper down.

Is this funny to you?

No, not at all.

I just... I think you guys are in over your head.

I mean, look, these guys out here,

they're never gonna take you seriously.

Unless...

Unless what?!

You off someone.