Lost Islands (איים אבודים)

Come give me a hand.

Let me do it.

Lift it up.

Wait... no... A bit more.

Don't move.

Erez, I'm out of toilet paper!

Opher, "Lost Islands" is starting!

I'm out of toilet paper!

Erez, don't sit there. - What did I do?

Your brother needs toilet paper.

I'll miss the episode.

You've already seen it.

He never takes toilet paper.

For God's sake, he's your twin brother.

- Kfar Saba, 1980 - My mother has always wanted me

to look out for my brother, Opher.

She said he was born weak and almost died.

Maybe that's why she wanted me to look out for him.

Thanks, slave.

Every summer vacation we watched the series "The Lost Islands."

Five regular kids on an island whose natives were stuck in time.

"Lost Islands"

My Dad didn't like the series.

You're addicted.

My Dad preferred to grow cacti.

He used to say that cacti are like the Jews,

no matter how hard you try to kill them, they survive.

You can always find them on the street for free.

Why should we buy Begonias?

Michael Moshonov - Oshrey Cohen

Orley Zilbershatz Banai Shmiel Ben Ari

Some day you'll talk about the crappy car your father had

and you'll say, "Our Dad was such a nut.

"He drove a dented car with torn up seats."

Not like the beautiful car we have today.

You will tell them, and they won't believe you.

Dad, we don't believe it now.

Opher, you don't get rid of an old car until it dies!!

What don't you understand? - Avraham, this is heavy.

We won't be able to get in this year.

Yes, we will.

Bend your leg! - There's no room!

What's the problem?

Avraham, why are we stopping?

We're stuck, Sima. - Oohhh...

Dad, what should I tell my children now?

Erez, this is no time for jokes. - I knew it.

Ido, we're all going to be murdered. Duck down!

Mom, Opher is scaring me!

Stop it, Opher. It's probably the electricity.

David, get out and fix the wires.

It's not the electricity, Sima. It's the petrol, we're out.

Why didn't you fill the tank?

Because I don't want to die with a full tank.

I want to die with an empty gas tank.

There goes the Seder. This is the last time I'm going with you.

Next year I'm going to Simha's parents.

Go! Go to that cow of yours.

If she had come with us, we'd have to tie her to the roof.

Opher, shut your mouth!

Dad, what are we going to do now?

Sima, give me the whiskey.

Come on, let's go.

This is an American car,

it was built using technology from the Apollo 11.

It has parts from spacecrafts that flew to the moon.

If you have a dream,

pursue it to the end, then nothing can stop you.

Nothing.

Pay attention.

Now, everyone push. Together!

Wait. - One more.

I know it's hard to believe,

but that's what the '80s were like in Kfar Saba.

Cars ran on whiskey and my father believed in dreams.

Each of us had to have a dream.

David, my eldest brother, was supposed to be an attorney.

Sima, your son is crazy.

He told you he wants to be a plumber?

You knew about this?

Sima, it's an act of treason.

It'll pass in a month or two.

I really want to be a plumber. - See?

He fell on his head once and you didn't tell me?

Did someone hypnotize you?

Avraham, he's a good boy.

He looks after his brothers. He supports himself.

Take your brother, Avner, 5 children, 3 of them

will be in combat units, and he's a plumber.

True, his wife's a slut...

Gila is not a slut. - Yes she is.

Erez, make Dad some coffee.

Opher's dream was to be in an elite commando unit.

Why did you do that?

We're going to graduate soon, Erez.

If we don't write in school "Ricky Wagner is a bitch",

what does that say about our generation?

You know you're an idiot?

Look at these heros.

"Memorial wall"

All the commandos broke into the school.

Now they're here.

Good night! - Where are you going?

Erez, Erez, stop!

This is my trophy. I won it.

It should be in our living room, not here.

I'm tired of your nonsense. - Erez!

Why do you always leave just when the fun begins?

I didn't win this, but it will look good in my room.

Idiot! Do you think that you'll get into the elite commando unit

with a police record?

Do you think they need criminals like you?

From now on, you must think, sleep and dream only of that.

A person who has no dream is better off dead.

Take this and return it to the school, right now.

Dad, I won't return it. I won it.

What? - I don't believe it...

David, shut up.

I still don't understand how you left your brother behind.

What kind of brother are you?

Me?! I told him to come with me.

Erez, a family is like a hand.

Each finger is easily broken,

but if you stick together, you're invincible.

Opher stole it and you're blaming me?!

Erez, Mom's right.

I called you and you didn't answer.

That was wrong of you.

Then that huge guy caught me and choked me and I couldn't breath.

I don't want to talk about it.

It's not funny.

I always dreamed of making films.

Every time a new film was shown in the theater

it was like an invitation to Cinderella's ball.

Our house looked like Cinderella's before the ball.

My brothers and I were on cloud nine.

We lived for the cinema.

Simha! What's wrong with you?

Did you iron my shirt? - Here it is.

Thanks, Mom. - What about my shirt?

I didn't have time. Can you do it yourself?

I want to sit with Gila.

Erez, I'll iron it for you.

Can't he do it himself?

Don't you know who irons best in this house?

Erez, You're very independent. If you ask me,

you'll be the first one to fall in love and get married.

Me?! - Yes.

You're like your mother. You are a one-love man.

Listen to your father, David.

You're absolutely right, Avraham.

Simha, enough. You're sucking my blood.

I only married Gila because her mother was sick.

She came to me and said, "Avner,

my mother is dying and I want her to see my wedding."

And now, twenty years later, why isn't your mother dead, Gila?

Listen, she heard that jogging is healthy.

She's 76 years old and training to run a marathon.

Don't get married.

Pass me the peanuts.

With a family like this, you'll never get married.

I'm on a verge of a new career, I have to build my reputation.

As a plumber?

So, it's not good enough for you either? - No, No, No.

Anything you choose is good enough. Just, choose already.

I am so horny!

I need a car.

I'm 17.5 and I haven't done it yet.

Not everyone who's fucked your mother has a car.

What about the fling you had with the sheep on the class trip?

Do animals count? - Of course!

Hey, Watch out. I got in first!

Did you see the new girl?

Her name is Neta.

She's mine. I called it first. - Okay.

She's off limits, Erez.

She'll be my wife.

How do you know her name?

I got the speed & good looks, you got the deep thoughts.

I've already masturbated thinking about her.

Can I trust you? - Of course.

Because we were twins, we were always forced to share.

But we had an agreement.

Whoever called it first, won.

Opher said he saw her first. There was nothing I could do.

Neta was the daughter of Israel's ambassador to Iran.

They returned to Israel just before Khomeini's revolution.

She had perfume called "Poison" that no one else knew.

Her shirts were from Benetton, and her jeans were Levi's.

We all fell in love with her.

It wasn't only me and Grandma and Opher.

It was everybody.

I was sure she would fall for Opher instantly.

Have you talked to her?

I know everything about her.

Did you call her?

I'll call her as soon as they get a line.

The current waiting period for a line is about 12 years.

Go talk to her!

Spread this chocolate on her.