Pop Team Epic (ポプテピピック)

The train stops here, Aoi Shota.

I cannot allow you to alter the past any further.

And therefore, I shall end you, right here.

Oh, you'll end me, huh?

But, like, I just want everyone to have a good day.

Who do you think you are, exactly?

It's me.

Say, Pipimi, I got a new trick called "slidey tooth."

Wanna see?

Sure.

Ya see?

I saw.

Your thoughts?

You can do it, too?! You shoulda said!

Sorry, I thought you might get upset.

Nah. I got lotsa tricks. How about this one?

Tooth warp!

Noice. Sick tooth trick.

Wait, that, too?

Nah, that was just a fluke.

Man! Why you gotta make this hard?

Them's my best tricks!

Can you do...?

The hair whorl whirl?

How do you know its One True Name?!

I gotta bad feelin'!

Hair whorl whirl.

I knew it! There's nothing you can't do!

You don't even need me, huh?

Need you? Come on! Of course.

Everyone's different.

Each one of us has something unique to her alone.

So, friend, let's go find yours!

Yeah! Let's go!

Now, soft shoe!

Well, doctor,

her soft shoe just ain't got no pizzazz.

Yes!

The answers were here, hiding in my heart all along!

Where the hell did you punks come from?!

Scram! Beat it! Ya stinky shitheads!

Pipimi, I think I found my uniqueness!

Oh, my. Well, hurry up, go on and show me.

Lookie, lookie! My eyes can do neat things!

Double winkies!

You've done it at last, Popu!

We'd officially like to thank you all for joining us

for the official Pop Team Epic 2nd Season anime production

official announcement official press conference today.

And now, a few official words for our dear fans.

Yeah!

You're shit! Ya hear me, you shit?

Dumb shit! You're shit! Shit! Shit, shit.

Well, now, that was rather inappropriate,

wasn't it, friends?

We must offer our viewers our sincere and official apologies.

Pop Team Epic.

Whenever you go out, is it like,

"Hey you're that girl from Pop Team Epic !

Can I get an autograph?"

You think I look like her?

You think I look like her?

This must be the Hatersville I've heard so much about.

Pop Team Epic.

The long-awaited brand-new segment...

...begins now.

Pop Team Epic B-Side.

Hey, hey. Are you upset?

I am not upset.

Hey, hey.

Are you upset?

I am not... upset.

Pop Team Epic B-Side.

Pop Team Epic.

Who's thrown out all their preconceived notions?

Me!

Great! Let's go!

Heck yeah!

This is gonna be so much fun!

Throw out that notion!

Pop Team Epic.

Let the brainstorming session begin!

How can Pop Team Epic be funnier?

Me! If it was funny, it wouldn't be Pop Team Epi --!

Right. Who's next?

Uh...

Pop Team Epic .

We've received some letters.

"How did Pop Team Epic get a second season

when it's the shittiest series of all time?"

Well, that's easy!

It's because the characters are so cute you just wanna die.

Pop Team Epic.

Bob Epic Team !

Ah. I am Prophecy Predictor Pipimi.

I see a ray of hope beaming into your heart.

Lo, behold.

This beautiful stained-glass window

will reveal your future to me.

Now, horoscopes-- Oh, God!

Lookie, lookie!

Rolly-poly, rolly-poly, rolly-poly, rolly-poly. Slam-o!

An acorn!

There you have it.

If we die out here, it's your effing fault.

I'm scared to close my eyes.

Do you hear something?

Oh, shit!

No! Save me!

No, Chocobo, no!

Whoo!

Whoo!

Pop Team Epic !

Yoyoyoyoyo. Yoyoyoyoyo. Yoyoyoyoyo.

F !

Pippiman to the rescue!

Ooh, Pippiman! Are you here to save me?

You're gonna have to save scum this one.

I'm gonna have to save scum?

Save scum?!

I'm sorry.

Hey, hey!

Uh! Uh-huh!

Yo, check it out, yo!

Hey, what's up, bro? Hey, friend!

You came home to Mama on her first gacha roll.

Nah, JK!

Great job today!

--Great job to you, too! --Oh my gosh, thank you!

--That was so much fun! --Oh my gosh, thank you!

Ya it really was, right?

Like, when was the last time we got to record together?

Forevs! And it was just the two of us, too!

I know, right? That might be a first, right?

Like a dream come true, right?

Seriously.

We kept talking even when we weren't recording,

like, "Blah blah blah."

Yeah, I think they were annoyed with us.

But seriously, though, you haven't aged a day, Lydia.

You haven't changed at all. You look exactly the same.

Omigod, stop!

You're the one who hasn't changed...

See? This is basically how it went.

But seriously, you haven't changed at all!

For real, for real!

So, yeah, I look forward to working with you again...

Likewise, for real, omigosh! Thank you.

Ugh! So much fun.

--Yeah, just, like the best. --I am so happy.

The train stops here, Aoi Shota.

I cannot allow you to alter the past any further.

And therefore, I shall end you, right here.

Oh, you'll end me, huh?

But, like, I just want everyone to have a good day.

Who do you think you are, exactly?

It's me.

Say, Pipimi, I got a new trick called "slidey tooth."

Wanna see?

Sure.

Tooth, tooth.

Ya see?

I saw.

Your thoughts?

Tooth, tooth.

Aww.

You can do it, too?! You shoulda said so!

Sorry, I thought you might get upset.