Below Deck

Previously on "Below Deck"...

Previously on "Below Deck"... - You don't like it?

If it were my restaurant,

a lot of things would have been sent back.

- I'm a little concerned with what I saw in the galley.

I need Matt to stand on his own two feet.

I'd like to see you really pull out all the stops.

I'm so burnt out.

I've had criticism up the yin-yang.

I'm done.

- When the charter ends, I'm out of here.

I'm gonna miss you so much.

Bye.

- We're gonna have a new deckhand, so...

- Look who it is. - What's up?

- Hi. - Shelly Snoddy.

She wants her girlfriends to get together

and have a good time.

Nico, watch this.

I like you, Jen.

I can win an argument with you quite quickly.

We should get married.

- Oh, my God, we're holding hands.

It's so official.

I like him. I like him a lot.

I'm excited to spend time with him.

You seem miserable.

- No, you seem very out of line right now.

- This is a friend of a friend. - You're not my friend.

- Kate's pushed me to my boiling point.

It is what it is.

- You should never call your boss "miserable."

- Do you feel those big waves down there?

Yeah.

- The motion of the ocean makes me so sleepy.

I'm like a newborn baby right now.

- I was sh---ing in the bathroom,

and I was like... -

- Kate, Kate, Lee. - Go, Captain.

- To the bridge, please. - Copy.

Hi. What's going on?

- I had a conversation with Chef.

Yeah.

Basically, you need to prove yourselves.

- As long as the next charter group

doesn't have, like, super...

- I think they do. - High-end...

- I'm hoping that our conversation

will get Matt to step his game up

and maybe piss him off to the point

where he goes, "I'll show that son of a bitch."

- Well, I'm glad that we're on the same page.

- What's up? - Let's not go crazy.

Let's not start talking some sh--, okay?

But I'm going in for the kill tomorrow.

For what?

- Yeah, you should. - It's happening.

You know the truth: When I get it on, I get it on.

Is it amateur hour, boys?

I'm not a particularly normal bloke,

so I like the fact a girl's a little bit crazy,

'cause I can tap into that; I can relate.

Just don't marry her, okay?

- All right, let's get these covers off.

- Can you squeeze the oranges? Or did you already start?

- No, I have to wait till that brews,

'cause we only have one flippin' plug over there.

Did you try that one?

- All the way at the end? Yeah, I can do that.

- It was working yesterday. - I can try that.

I think a lot of people

would have expected me to fire Jen by now.

- Wait, wait, wait. Before you start it--

I'm not gonna start it.

- Especially when you consider the way she speaks to me.

- I'm gonna go check on the tea towels.

This is f'ing annoying.

- But I'm being lenient with her

because hiring a new stewardess

this late in the game would only be more work for me.

Hey.

Well, hello.

Doing laundry again?

- No, we don't have any dish towels up there.

I actually washed deck towels,

and I need to put them in the dryer.

Jen, Jen.

Could you please come juice the oranges?

The juicer works when it's plugged in.

I had no idea.

Sure, I'm on my way with some clean dish towels.

I don't give a f---

if Kate's mad at me.

I've been mad at her plenty of times.

I'm here, I'm working,

and I'm not gonna give her any reason to fire me.

Nor will I quit.

We just discussed that it worked.

Why would you reiterate that over the radio?

- Because you weren't doing it.

- I was going to get dish towels

to wipe up the juice.

- Okay, but for future reference,

let's focus on charter guests.

Uh-huh, yeah.

- Don't you remember having babies

and you come home a little drunk?

You'd hear that baby cry.

- That was the worst: being hungover

and having to get up with the kids.

- Hey, Bri. - Hi, hi.

How are things with Kate this morning?

She made it known?

- Yeah, she attacked me. - Oh, no.

I'm like, "Dude."

- Hey. - Hi.

- Can you please go down and do cabins?

Yes.

- We'll have Bri do them. - Okay.

- You can stay up here on service.

Every day working with Jen, I'm thankful

that I'm one step closer to not working with Jen.

- Oh, the quiche, they're really pretty.

Thanks.

On my mark,

get me three shots.

Drop.

- Come on. Come on. Come on.

- Okay, Captain, three in the water.

Lock it.

I need two more glasses.

Hey.

Those look good.

- Quiches. Ow.

I really don't understand

what problem Captain Lee has with my cooking.

The guests have seemed happy.

I don't know what to tell you.

We're all set.

- Looks amazing. - Thanks.

Hi, Kate.

- We have your brunch set up in the main salon,

if you guys want to go in there.

- Wonderful. - Nice.

- All right, so we're going to put out all the toys.

One person on the swim platform,

and the rest of us will go up top.

Ready? Going up.

Starboard side.

I was pretty hard on EJ,

but I actually do respect the guy.

He's an experienced yachty, and I did learn a lot

and really channeled in to what I need to do

and not be a dick.

Actually, they're long enough. Let's hold it from here.

I want to end this season

knowing I did the best I possibly could.

Okay, Bruno.

Got to get laid, Mare.

It's been so long.

- Okay, whose turn it is to do the quick blessing?

- Bless, O Lord, these gifts we're about to receive

through Christ, O Lord, amen.

- I've never said so many prayers in my life.

- No shame in Jesus. - That's right.

- Oh, this looks great. - Better than sex.

- I want to take Matt home with me,

'cause I think he's very talented.

- I'm gonna see if I can juggle something.

I don't know if I can do this.

How are you?

- So we're gonna do dinner tonight.

- Yes, dinner will be around 8:30.

We'll eat down here with Captain Lee.

He's coming to dinner.

- Is he gonna wear his white uniform?

Will you join us for dinner tonight or tomorrow night?

- I think I might be able to do that.

- You have to wear your white. - Okay.

'Cause it's a white party.

- I have to go iron it, actually, yes.

It's gonna be a lovely evening.

- You going in? - Let's get wet.

I want to get on the Jet Ski.

- Okay, ladies, slowly accelerate away from the boat.

- Okay, this is day two schedule.

This is so complicated.

Dinner with the captain.

That's gonna be on main deck.

- First I have the captain coming into the galley.

He's looking at me like a hawk.

And now he's gonna go have dinner with the guests.

Sh--.

Maybe I should just pack my bags now.

- Disco party. - When?

Tonight.

What? Oh, the white and neon party?

Yeah.

Nico, Nico.

Want to come up with the wheelhouse?