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In 2046, the earth experiences enormous change.

Aliens from Xucker planet kept using

...radiation to destroy the fertility of human beings on earth.

99% of male on earth has failed to breed.

The United Nations has selected a healthy woman

named "Future".

They plan to send her back to 2011.

And find a healthy man whom she can make love with,

to extract healthy genes

to breed offspring for human beings.

However, aliens have sent

...their most powerful Xucker No. 1 and Xucker No.2

to stop Future.

She is Future.

I will go with you to 2011.

Once she is raped by us, people on earth will be extinct.

"THE 33D INVADER"

My name is Jeana. I am an undergraduate of I.T. University.

Enrolled in the Faculty of Law.

I have decided to become a lawyer who will fight for female rights.

Hey, catch the ball, what are you looking at?

So naughty.

This girl, who flirts all the time

is my best friend, Ceci of the Faculty of Medicine.

She is very familiar with the human structure.

Especially Men's.

She did not learn it during class, but on bed.

This is Jane, who is quick-tongued in argument.

She studies Law with me.

She has a fierce mouth.

She always scolds those useless geeks till they burst into tears.

This is Mia, she is a year one student.

She is as pure as snow.

Before, her mother was very strict to her that made her know nothing.

Now that she is released, she is curious about everything.

Let me tell you a secret, she is still a virgin.

Now she is beset by to whom she should devote her first night.

Wow, like a big buffalo.

Wow, like a big stove.

Wow... got a big boob?

Let me see...

Damn it.

Do you really think you are the big boss?

I have share on buying this telescope too.

We have agreed to let me use it first.

Honestly, if I had not advised you...

to buy this super AV night-vision see-through telescope,

you would not be able to see all these tonight?

This stuff... can enable us to see through her to her bottom?

Of course.

Its main function is for peeking at women at night.

I endured all kinds of hardships to adjust the telescope

under the strong sun

is for your visual pleasure

at night.

And you two think that I'm making fun of you?

Oh my god!

How come this world can be so unfair?

Calm down, calm down. Take your time to adjust.

Let me prepare the breakfast for you.

I give you a hand.

Please add a drumstick!

What are you reading?

Nothing, I am doing a research on Human Dynamics.

Look!

What?

It's Jeana, Jane, Ceci and Mia

who have moved to the opposite apartment.

From now on, we will meet everyday, what so interesting?

Why are they moving in?

It's almost time for graduation exam.

We have moved in here for revision, they do too.

Would they have...

something else in mind?

Why?

Danson and Felix, are not worth mentioning.

As for you and me...

We are able to make a lot of girls crazy for us.

Stop dreaming please!

Go to school.

"Students should focus on studying

Don't indulge too much in boobs"

What's up again?

It should be...

the bull penis sandwich I had last night.

Now my body is not working, everything got mess up.

You'd better go first.

I won't bother.

We are such a big guy

that should put priority on dating than scoring.

Let me show you my secret weapon!

Jeana, you have moved in here?

Yes, you too?

Yup. Work hard on your graduation examination.

We have great hope on you, our future lawyer.

Goodbye.

Jeana, aren't you very fond of him?

He cannot escape from you this time.

But, he has said nothing.

He is great. Yes.

If you don't want, I'll take him.

How can you be so aggressive?

Then, I'll take him.

There is only one bathroom. Who should go first?

I will go first!

This Ceci keeps striving for everything,

for man, for swank

and for bathroom too.

I really can't bear this any more.

We are good friends and we are living together now.

We have to bear with each other. Yes!

Stealth Peeper... off you go!

Go up to the sky! We count on you!

Bon voyage, Stealth Peeper!

Don't give up!

We will be able to watch it soon!

So... so big!

Ping pong only.

Look at that

and here again.

Should be bowling balls!

She is so sexy, I can't stand it!

You want to sacrifice thousands of your sperms again?

Watch it. Don't just lay eyes on one, there are three others.

That makes sense.

It is time to broaden our vision.

It's beautiful, that one is good.

Give it to me, I like this one.

It's really a never ending story.

That cleavage is so...

deep!

What are you doing?

Hey!

Hey!

Shit

Stealth Peeper!

Why...

It's snowing in June... Rest in peace...

You have devoted your whole life to me.

And you did great these years!

You have shown me thousands of boobs

and your death is worthwhile.

Stephen!

Leave me alone.

People won't cry if they are not sad.

Go, go away!

Hey, you don't have to run.

Are you afraid of shits falling down?

Cool guy.

Shit!

It hits me.

Dinner time!

Come out and eat.

Where is Stephen?

Gone to study?

What are you looking at?

Piccolo's costume in Dragon Ball.

Have you ever seen this?

Have your meal and stop being so nosy!

What are you reading? Porno?

Science fiction.

What is it about?

It talks about future people...

coming to the twenty-first century by a time machine

to rescue the earth by science and technology.

Terminator?

' Got it!

What have you got?

A plan that startles everyone.

It's time to shed our sperms and lay down our life.

Shouldn't it be "shed our blood"?

Whatever.

Let me get ready first.

So... shall We trust him?

No matter we trust him or not, we have to masturbate ourselves.

Let's bet!

Three horny dogs.

I think, this bastard Stephen Chow of Mechanical Engineering

will be back again.

What should we do?

Fool him.

Right, we should give these horny dogs a lesson.

What if this is Lawrence?

Will you go with the flow?

Please!

I'm here to prepare the graduation exam

and I've nothing else in my mind.

Not for the time being?

It's none of your business.

I am sorry, iPad is out of stock.

iPhone should be enough for you.

Stephen, what's next?

Just wait until the girls come out. You can fool around with them.

What's that sound?

Let's check it out.

Go!

Listen, human on earth. Listen, human on earth.

The earth will be destroyed in the year of 2012.

I am Bastardian. I am here to rescue you.

Really?

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