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I'm very happy for you, Rue.

You're about to start a brand-new chapter.

You've been clean for, like, two weeks, right?

I've actually been really happy.

Every time I feel good, I think it'll last forever.

But it doesn't.

We're just reaching for something...

to make it all seem meaningful.

Better tell the truth. Well, you can't

cancel for no reason.

Boring is not no reason, by the way.

(CHUCKLES) Tyler's sick.

I'm not sick.

Hey. Shoes on, bub.

Five more minutes.

Hey, have you seen my brown heels?

The one with the-- the thingies?

No. Oh.

All right. Let's go.

Go low, go low.

Yeah, right here!

-Yo, go, go, go! -Got you.

Cover me.

Uh-huh. What happened?

She didn't get rid of it.

Right. That's some tough work in the post, though.

-Look at her. -(PLAYERS SHOUTING ON TV)

Oh my God!

You're always on her side.

No I'm not! I am not! I am not!

I don't understand what you're saying.

What do you mean, you don't understand

-what I'm saying? -Because you don't say anything.

-(CHATTER CONTINUES) -(PHONE CHIMES)

It's super simple. Time travel,

-or teleportation? Hey.

Please drink.

-I'm fine. Please?

You think I can't tell when you're hungover?

Well, no, it's just a stupid question.

It's not a stupid question.

You want some crackers?

I'm fine.

When did AJ get you home?

Teleportation. -(PHONE CHIMES)

-(PHONE CHIMES) -Time travel.

-Thank you. -What?

We got one person.

Seriously, who took my towel?

The past is the past. That's why it's the past. I'll leave it there.

So, then I'll-- I'll-- I'll just say teleportation.

-(ALL CHATTER) -It's not even me.

The worst is doing wall sits after a suicide.

-(ALL GROANING) -That is the worst.

-(OVERLAPPING CHATTER) -Oh, my God.

I know tomorrow I'm not gonna be walking the same.

I'm gonna be like...

Bye, guys! I love you!

You too.

Hello. Ah! (CHUCKLES)

How was practice? -Yo, she lives.

How are you not tired? -(CHUCKLES) Dick.

What? Dick? Really? Mm-hmm.

Are you, uh, you good, champ?

Yeah. -Mm-hm.

I'm going either way, so...

I'll go by myself if I have to.

-So, we're not going? I don't know, man.

Coming tonight?

-Wait, who you texting? -7-Eleven.

Dylan's ready, though, you know.

He's got his, uh-- He's got his pants on already.

Oh, yeah. -(JENNA LAUGHING)

Are you gonna go? 'Cause I could take you home afterwards.

-Oh, I can't. No?

-How's your day going? -Good.

-Yeah, I'm really good. -Yeah?

How hard is that? Just, "Bye, Dad, I love you."

-That's it. That's all I need. -...shitty waffles.

They're not shitty. They're low cholesterol.

-Supposed to taste like that. -Dad, I heard that.

Sorry. Did you eat before you left this morning?

Yes, she did. -Mm-hmm.

-When? I was trying to hide it.

-Before I left. -(KERRI CHUCKLES)

And I saw some ants on the counter too.

Oh... -It's okay. I'll spray 'em.

-They will not die. You have to kill

-the colony. -Let me tell you something.

We wouldn't have ants

-if your mother didn't close-- -If you-- you took...

-the trash out-- If you didn't--

If you would close the damn sliding door--

She's a mess. What are you doing?

She's dead.

What the fuck are you doing?

You can't fuck a dead...

Someone take this guy to the fucking morgue.

Guys, stop. What are you gonna do to her?

She's fucking limp, man.

Does it count if it's a dead body?

Does sandpapering your fucking dick count?

She's a mess. What are you doing?

She's dead.

What the fuck are you doing?

You can't fuck a dead...

And the note? Oh.

I'm coming too.

Who's "a few people"?

I wanna hear what he has to say.

He knows what happened.

No. You can-- You can see what happened.

I mean, before or... after...

-(PHONE CHIMES) Please.

No! Yes.

No! -I-- I liked the shorts.

Pasty. Pasty-ass white shorts. Those were awful.

You okay?

Those are so small, and they're...

Hey, you.

Did you delete them?

What?

Oh, right. (CHUCKLES)

Uh, no I-- I never saved them.

Why would you video that?

I didn't.

Who did?

I don't know.

But it's funny.

Well, I-- I thought you'd think it was funny. Uh...

You thought it was funny

when we duct-taped Dylan naked to the couch, so...

Just tell me what you did.

What?

Okay. So you... took my pants off.

Wait, no, no. Okay.

We-- We-- We made out.

That-- That was way before you passed out.

-They were off. -You did that.

You-- You passed out, peeing.

Look...

I found you...

I took a photo because it's hilarious, all right?

I'm sorry. And then I-- I put some towels down.

Why didn't you help me?

I tried.

You said you didn't wanna move, so...

-I said that? -Yeah.

Th-- That's why I put the towels down.

When did you take me home?

Well, I-- I thought you walked.

You-- You were gone when I woke up, s...

D-- Don't be like that, all right?

Come on.

Mm-mm.

Honestly, it's not a big deal, okay?

You're good.

Oh, okay.

Girl, you are the slowest.

-We just-- we just did defense. -(PHONE CHIMES)

Hey.

How you doing?

Yeah, I'm-- I'm just gonna ice that.

-There's no point. -You gotta see to it.

What? No.

You got a game coming up.

Until she stops complaining.

It burns you. It happened to me before too.

-That doesn't work. -Do something at least, like...

-Please, I'm just... Mandy...

What is that?

Mandy, what is that?

What? -On your back. What is that?

Shit.

Right, so there's nothing from after I passed out?

I got cherry.

They were out of Hawaiian.

-I like cherry. I know.