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Hi.
Oh, sorry, don't speak Spanish.
- Oh, well, I was asking, are you waiting for someone else?
Ah, very nice.
Where are you from?
- No, no, no, I'm alone, I'm alone.
Please, sit down, sit with me. - Really?
Thank you, okay.
I'm Thomas from Wales.
- Wales? - Like Prince Charles.
Prince Charles, wow.
Would you like to be my Diana?
Oh well, I would prefer not to
end up dead on the Alma Bridge like her, but...
Dark humor. I like that.
A drink?
Yes, sure.
- Whiskey, champagne, wine maybe?
Mojito?
Two mojitos.
Yeah, two mojitos, please.
Mojitos.
Wow, good decision. - That's okay.
Wait here.
Okay,
two mojitos.
Thank you.
- Thank you. - For the most beautiful
Chilean ladies.
- Oh, do you wanna know the names of those beautiful
Chilean ladies?
Cheers.
What is your name?
- My name is Lily, she is my friend, Natalia.
Oh, Lily, nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you,
Thomas. - Nice to meet you,
Natalia. - Hi.
You too.
- Thank you so much. - Now, cheers again.
- Ah yes, we became friends since she came from Venezuela.
Yeah.
Yes.
Really?
From Venezuela.
Yes.
Like Miss Venezuela.
Exactly.
Wow.
Wow, wow, I can't believe that.
- Hey Tom, you said you're a lawyer, didn't you?
Yeah.
- And tell us, what is it you are doing here?
Where do you work?
- I came here for some meeting representing my client.
I was in the North.
The North?
Yeah.
That's cool.
- Have you heard about the lithium?
Yes.
Yeah,
yeah. - Lithium?
Lithium.
That is the future.
And the future is my business!
Yeah, yeah. - Your business?
- Well, well, well, well, that sounds amazing.
Like, amazing.
Like making lots of money!
No.
Yeah,
you're making lots of money! - Not really.
Oh, yeah, okay.
- And tell us tell us something, what about our future?
Do you see something good for these beautiful ladies?
Please, give me the candle.
Here.
Well,
now
that you mention it,
I see something, yeah,
a message
from the future.
Both of you
Hmm?
in my home!
All of us together, happy, so happy, wow!
(speaking in foreign language) Chile!
Please, don't stop,
don't stop. - Wanna bet?
I just made a good friends and bad man.
- Please, could you not drink, what the fuck?
Sorry.
Would you drive me home?
Sorry, I'm drunk.
Oh my God.
Please.
- We need to think about it, we need to think a little.
Yes, go.
Are you cool?
Yes.
Well, you can tell Tom,
the green magician,
yes.
What?
Sorry.
Cheers, ladies.
This is the last one.
Cheers.
- And this is for the future. - Okay, okay, okay.
The one for the future.
Oh my gosh, wow!
Come here, come with me.
Oh my God.
Come here, come.
Wow.
Do not forget the key.
- You never said that you were so drunk!
You're crazy!
The light!
Wow!
Okay, go, please.
Let's go in.
Where's your house?
Wow, here.
Which one?
- Please, please, my home is your home.
Oh, it's a nice place,
very beautiful. - Very nice.
So cute - As nice as the owner!
Tom, are you a lawyer or a YouTuber?
A YouTuber?
- I mean, it looks like you spend many hours
inside this place.
Oh, really?
It's dirty!
This body need food.
Oh well, that's for sure.
- Yeah. - Sure.
Hi!
Which one you prefer? - Wow.
- Cabernet, or a Cabernet Sauvignon?
Cabernet, of course!
- Of course! - Good election.
Very good election.
It's okay.
Glasses.
And one for me.
Do you have a corkscrew?
Yeah, yeah.
Here.
No.
No, no, no, no. - Hard to find.
He's a little not fixed. - No.
I know, in this room.
Come with me. - Okay, I'll go with you.
Yeah, please.
Get it!
Wow!
Amazing.
Beautiful.
Wow.
- Oh, oh, oh, sorry for interrupting your romance.
This is
for you, dear. - Thank you.
So we can have a cheers again.
Yes.
And again, and again!
Yeah!
Cheers.
Delicious
Yeah.
- I think it's time for something.
What?
Yes.
You have to prepare for a special surprise.
Yeah?
- You have been waiting all the night.
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